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How To Make Your 2012 21 December End Of The World Party A Success

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By Randy Godwin

Party Until the End

No sparklers needed
No sparklers needed

Don't Wait Until The Last Minute

With the Mayan calendar predicting dire circumstances occurring on December 21 2012 it isn’t too early to start planning the ultimate “end of the world 2012 party.”  Why wait until the last minute to start planning this party to end all parties.  Besides, you won’t have to waste all that time and money on Christmas shopping.  Since the world will end four days before Christmas, you will have plenty of extra money to throw a massive end of the world 2012 party for all of your friends.  And if it doesn’t happen, well, you just tell everyone you had so much faith in the ancient Mayans you didn’t think Christmas was so important at the time.

Since this may be the last party you throw for your friends ( either because it actually is the end of the world or because you didn’t get them a Christmas present) you should go all out on the party favors, food, and drinks.  This article will help you make the most of your final big bash and impress your soon to be non-existent companions.

The cause of the predicted catastrophe is still up in the air.  Some scientists predict the return of planet X said to be called Nibiru by the Sumerians and Babylonians.  This theoretical planet is predicted to return, coincidentally, at the same time as the Mayan calendar’s demise.  There are also theories about solar flares, earthquakes, and asteroid impacts among others.  In any case, there are several party themes to choose from.  Or if you dare, use all of them to assure a modicum of success if something really happens.



Favor Your Friends One last Time

Getting It All Together

                                                             Party Favors

Here’s where it gets tough.  Choosing party favors which fit the theme(s) you have decided to use for your end of the world bash.  Tee shirts with the slogan I GOT SMASHED AT THE FINAL BASH or THE LAST DANCE IS MAYAN.  You get the idea.  Aluminum party hats to reflect the solar flares and give the partier’s time to get the last gulp of NIBIRU HUNCH PUNCH.  Giving out small telescopes at the door is a good idea in case some want to watch the skies for an incoming asteroid or meteor.  Add a pair of sunglasses and a tube of sun block in case the solar flare is the culprit of the worlds demise.  Or you may just pick your favorite apocalyptic ending and go with it.  This choice has to be made by you because you know your friends and what they like or dislike.



                                                                The Guest List

I would advise you to be particular about your guest list  because of the nature of the event.  Highly religious people should not be invited unless you want a sad and boring party.  It’s hard to have a good time when some are praying and wailing about the end of the world.  It messes up the party atmosphere and besides that, one of these guests may decide to bring Kool Aid and everyone will be afraid to drink anything.  Gamblers should not be invited because of their propensity to wager everything on the outcome of the 2012 21 December event.  No matter what happens someone loses everything.  So consider each invitee carefully before you mail them the invitation to your 12 21 2012 doomsday extravaganza. 


                                                           Hyping the Party

For the party to be successful you will have to do a little advertising beforehand.  Include a few flyers inside the invitation which say thing like : According to NASA 12 21 2012 is the time of an eminent asteroid impact on the Earth.  Or, on 12 21 2012 alignment of the planets will cause major earthquakes.   You can also appeal to some peoples vanity by asking them to appear in your 12 21 2012 video which will be on You Tube the next day if there is one.  Again, you know your friends and how to manipulate them one last time.  Party to the end my friend!  


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LeonJane profile image

LeonJane  says:
5 weeks ago

You'll be able to see the end of the world first hand here in Australia as we are 14.75 hours ahead of the USA. Ha Ha Ha!

Randy Godwin profile image

Randy Godwin  says:
5 weeks ago

I guess this means your party will end before mine. I will save you some photos!

habee profile image

habee  says:
5 weeks ago

I don't think our cave will be large enough for a big bash. Besides, I don't think the high priestess will allow us to indulge in revelry at such an austere moment.

Randy Godwin profile image

Randy Godwin  says:
5 weeks ago

Yeah right, like she's going to give up the wine. Or in her case the "whine."

Universal Laws profile image

Universal Laws  says:
2 weeks ago

The truth is that 21 2012 is only one part of the plan that is in action, you will certainly not be in a state to plan a party at that time.

There is no humour in what is really going on now behind the scenes both wordly and on a galactic level.

If you would really like to be informed begin to view the video interviews on www.projectcamelot.org. If you are informed you will be able to at least protect yourself and your family.

The only funny thing is that there is all the information you need out there on the net and it is reckoned that only around 10,000 people really know what is going on and are ready to face it!

The film is out there because that is one of the rules of the elite and has always been so - the information has to be given - as with this happening many other times - it is not being taken seriously. The film will sensationalise some of the truth hidden in its sequences but there is much that will happen before 21 2012.

Begin your education now or will you be a total victim to what is going to happen?

Namaste

Randy Godwin profile image

Randy Godwin  says:
2 weeks ago

Wow UL, just because you haven't received an invitation to my party doesn't mean you have to be so down about the event. LOL! Besides, I am highly trained in survival techniques and if anyone can survive, I will be among them.

I really don't think anything is going to happen anyway. Thanks for reading my hub!

jDavis24 profile image

jDavis24  says:
2 weeks ago

Oh man, how to plan your end of the world party for 2012... this is one of the more clever hubs I've seen. :)

Randy Godwin profile image

Randy Godwin  says:
2 weeks ago

thanks for the comment, jDavis24. consider yourself invited to my party. Please bring your own booze and tin foil hat.LOL

Pearldiver profile image

Pearldiver  says:
8 days ago

Well Done RG........ Forget the Aussi view of the event; they are 3 hours behind BumbleTown - NZ, We are first to see the light! Even better; we sit perfectly on the fault, that I've astutely booked for any Line Dancers that feel an urge to stradle the dance floor. Good Hub mate. Take Care lol.

Randy Godwin profile image

Randy Godwin  says:
8 days ago

Hey Pearldiver, what controversy we have about who gets the best seat for this event. Well, we had our turn here on the Gulf of Mexico when the dinosaur killing meteor struck near the Yucatan Peninsular. Mile high tidal waves are hard to top! Send me a video of you line dancing if we survive. Ha!

Thanks for the comments and the laugh!

Mit Kroy profile image

Mit Kroy  says:
8 days ago

Well damn, I better get to work on that book I wanted to write. Can I set up a signing table at the party?

Randy Godwin profile image

Randy Godwin  says:
8 days ago

Sure Mit, I'll set you up right next to Stephen King. Thanks for reading!

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