How To Talk Dirty In Bed

I am going to take some time to show you a few tips

on "how to talk dirty" in the bedroom.

1) Whatever you say in the bedroom should stay in the

bedroom ONLY. When you're in heat in a locked bedroom, you can

get away with a lot of things that might considered rude or

offensive elsewhere. If you say these things outside...watch

out.

2) Don't talk too dirty at the beginning. See how the

woman reacts. Every woman is DIFFERENT. Be a LITTLE raunchy

and see how she reacts. If she likes it, then turn it up.

3) Give her a few romantic compliments: Giving a woman

compliments in bed is different than giving her compliments

generally. You can get away with A LOT more. If you call

a woman beautiful while on a first date, you're just being a

wuss. But if you say "Damn you're so beautiful" in bed, then

it's all right.

Compliment ideas:

- "You look beautiful in your <insert whatever

she is wearing."

- "You're so tight." (This way she won't feel like

a wrench.)

- "Your <insert whatever bodypart you choose> is so

<insert compliment>" (Smooth, sweet, etc.)

- "You make me feel <insert feeling>."

4) Be descriptive. For example, describe what you're

doing to her.

5) Make eye contact: Make eye contact while you talk

to her. It will drive her wild.

6) Groan slightly when she does something to you.

This is the best compliment you can give to a woman in bed.