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You're here seeking free advice on how to win the lottery, right? Well, guess what; you're in luck! I'm here to give you that free advice that you need to win the lottery! Follow my directions and increase your chances of winning the lottery the next time and every other consecutive time you play the lottery! Remember, this advice on how to win the lottery is totally, 100% free for you to follow, so GOOD LUCK!

Most states in the USA either have Powerball, Mega Millions or a state lottery. Many of the lottery programs give back to the state's education system, which is a very good and worthy cause to play the lottery!

Some states even have a multi-state lottery and a state lottery! Whether or not your state has a lottery, you could just make a trip to the next state over and get your lottery tickets!

Chances vary from lottery to lottery, week to week, etc. Your chances on actually winning the lottery are slim, but winning a portion of the lottery, really isn't that bad; usually. By the way, when I come up with more methods and other lottery advice, I'll post it here. Also, feel free to comment at the bottom of the page with your own methods. Who knows, you may just win the lottery by using a method from this page, or you may end up helping someone win the lottery!

Enjoy the methods that I've posted. Before you forget, bookmark this page and come back often because I may change, or add an update or two. Have fun and please play the lottery responsibly!

Note: If you win with one of my methods, I expect - no I demand a ten percent commission (kidding!) This is FREE advice, used for entertainment purposes and could be used for you to win the lottery; so go for it!

Good luck!

Method 1:

• The first in my series of "How to win your state's lottery" deals with the use of your computer. Some of you already have Open Office from openoffice.org, if not download it and install it now. Open the database program "base" and begin by inputting the dates and numbers that have been drawn for a decided upon amount of time. I recommend importing the complete list of numbers if available.
• Next, calculate each of the winning number's frequencies. After calculating each frequency, choose the least frequent or the most frequent winning numbers based on your calculations, or both. I don't recommend using the average numbers. Choose above average or below average. Go with that! You could choose to play both sets of numbers, if you like. You'll have better odds at winning. If you can afford it, buy ten lottery tickets, to increase your odds even more!

• Note: You will need to bookmark this lottery page for reference.

• Extra: Where do you find mega millions numbers, or powerball numbers? For your convenience, I've placed a list of state lotteries below. Included are links to each state lottery's website. Also listed are the multi-state lotteries. Beside each link is a description and/or game list of the available lottery games.

Method 2:

• Start by writing down the lottery numbers that you want to win the lottery. Become very familiar with them -- I mean very familiar. Take them with you every day, for a week, to work. Put the lottery numbers under your pillow. Keep them in your wallet or purse.
• Now then, add your numbers up. What's the total? Next you will need to do some simple division; divide the total by 5. If your total comes to (this is just an example) 78, divide it by 10 and you will get 7.8. Round it up to 8. Then take that number 8 and use it to your advantage.
• Back to the lottery numbers that you have become very familiar with. Those numbers are about to change. I hope you wrote them on a decently sized piece of paper, because you may need it. Take the 8 (still part of the example) and divide it by 2. So now you have 4. You will now need to increase your lottery numbers both up and down 4 per number, to create 8 sets of numbers.
• Play these numbers and increase your chances 8-fold!

Good luck and play responsibly!

Method 3:

• Step 1. Sit down at your computer and type all of the numbers that are available for your lottery.
• Step 2. Get a piece of paper to write your winning numbers on and a pen to write them down with.
• Step 3. Next, close your eyes and point to a number - that's going to be your last number in your set of lottery numbers.
• Step 4. Erase all the numbers that you've typed.
• Step 5. Now, type all of the numbers in again.
• Step 6. Delete the number(s) that you've already chosen.
• Step 7. Close your eyes again.
• Step 8. Point and select your next to last number.
• Step 9. Continue repeating similarly until all of your winning numbers are written down. Write them on your lottery form and submit them.
• Step 10. WIN THE LOTTERY!!

That's right, the tenth step is to WIN THE LOTTERY!

The stated methodologies for lottery advice are written to give you entertaining guidance. The links provided are for your convenience. Good luck with all of your lottery playing adventures.

There is no warranty, expressed or implied to the above or future stated lottery-related statements/paragraphs/ writings/words. This article was written for entertainment purposes only.

If you are serious and want to know how to win the lottery, then you really need to seek some other, more professional opinion. I am not a lottery professional and do not claim to be. BUT - IF you win the the lottery based on my opinions, feel free to send a personal endowment to me. :-)

Again, good luck and play responsibly!

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