How can adults and children abducted by aliens from space manage to stay safe from future abductions?

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By mikeq107


 

How can adults and children abducted by aliens from space manage to stay safe from future abductions?

Well as this is an out of this world topic and a highly debatable topic, I'm going to give it a shot!

First of the mere fact that they were sent back, probably means that the Aliens did not want them either.

But let's assume for all intensive purposes that the aliens changed their minds and wanted them back for some unearthly reason.

Where would we hide them?

We could put them on a plane and fly them out over the Bermuda triangle or use a boat in the same region! Of course then we would never find then again and the tabloids would have a sea of stories about how they got abducted by aliens. No scratch that one.

Then of course there's area 51 or Roswell they would be pretty safe out there as the place is crammed with UFO Spotters and other weird forms of life!

We could hide them in Hollywood on the set of "Star wars" next to Jabba the hut.

The trouble is Aliens are more advanced than us, so we would have to think like Aliens...Got it!!! We will send them to Washington, elect them to congress and they will be as safe as house's because aliens only abduct intelligent forms of life.

Boy! Thought that was going to be a hard one.....Ok that's my 10 cents worth ;0)

Who's next? Lol, I throw down the gauntlet!!!! Come on Chef Jeff...Misty...Jen...Sally...Misha????? LOL I bet BoB Newhart would know what to do!!!!

Thanks for making this request it was fun racking my brain...Mike :0)

 

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mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
14 months ago

Very funny, and what great hiding places you have suggested. :)

mikeq107 profile image

mikeq107  says:
14 months ago

Hi Misty ;0)

Thanks for dropping by the village square LOL... me and the rest of the hubbers are going to the local for a beer if you have time :) see you there!!

Have a great one!!!!! Mike;0)

mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
14 months ago

On my way :)

Teresa McGurk profile image

Teresa McGurk  says:
14 months ago

droll! I wish I'd read this before writing my own answer -- this is much better than my drivel -- thanks for being so funny!

TMcG.

seamist profile image

seamist  says:
14 months ago

Good hub, Mike!

mrwerd profile image

mrwerd  says:
5 months ago

That's assuming elected officials aren't already alien; Arnie's jaw can't be natural, can it? Plus, ex-President Bush was a little "away with the faries". I suspect that aliens are placed at key governmental positions to intercept real humans when they are forced into the above "Super Secret Hiding Place" (Washington DC).

What about tattoo'ing a huge green tick on your back? If aliens do abduct you, they will see the tick and think you've already been probed. That can really save your the laundry bill.

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mikeq107  says:
5 months ago

Thanks Mrwerd :) LOL great comments !!!!!!!

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