Burn your bra only when you start wearing a see-through!

I remember a dull girl who joined us newly at work. She had dull clothes on, and a funny bass voice. We boys put up with her the first day and didn’t look forward to her second day. Surprise! She came in all eye-lashed and sexily outfitted. Even her husky voice sounded sexy! The boys, slobbery tongues out, jumped through hoops and played dead for her. She had to carefully catwalk her way through all the drool on the office floor.

What fools men are!

From this article, some feminist could assume, mistakenly, that I am some kind of sexist. Once a female colleague had even called me a ‘sexist pig’. Not being familiar with that term then, I heard that as ‘sexy pig’ and took it as a left-handed compliment. I am not a chauvinist; I’m more feminist than chauvinist. My theory is that men and women weren’t created equal and any fool can spot the six differences! And long live the difference, I say! Men are superior to women in many ways and women are superior to men in others.

A quote from an unknown female model to illustrate my point:

‘Are men exploiting women by treating us as sex-objects? No, darling, no! We exploit men by being sex-objects!’

Women are objets-de-art, designed by nature to take advantage of men’s weaknesses.

If men can pump up their muscles, arrange their facial hair and choose stylish clothes to enhance their sex-appeal, what’s wrong with women adopting a similar strategy?

What’s degrading about that?

Foreword

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Part 8