To begin I must say this, however you choose to go about this implication of destroying the world you must be sure to: Implicate massive genocide either first or last and be ready for the civil majority to rise up to fight off your minions and other like minded generals. If you choose to create genocide first then your Head Quarters will be sought after and your operations will need to be underground or from space. If you choose to make genocide your last option then you will want to position your headquarters in a populated city such as New York and make your building impervious to the showers of deadly rodent gas you will have infiltrated into all of fire alarms and sprinkler systems in the city.

Also You may want to have a standing army of drones ready to protect you with their lives. I would recomend accountants because in the off season of your destruction they will be able to balance all of those tricky financial purchases and make them tax deductible. Freeze ray 38,000,000 what freeze ray? it was the fastest ice cube dispenser for my appartment Mr. IRS man.

Another simple way for you to destroy the world is by making it shift off its axis and further steer it off course in its orbit around the sun. You may need to hire sailors. This plan requires a lot of bedsheets so you will want to pillage the Bed Bath and Beyond stores many times over until you have enough material to hoist a massive sail/fin about 5 miles high into the atmosphere and anchor it on your private evil island in the pacific. This sail will capture the wind in such a way the you will now rule the world and literally be the captain of it as it careens off into the blackness of space and out of orbit. You are now presented with a choice: Do you want everyone to burn or freeze to death? If the reason you are evil was because your mom never loved you as a child then make everyone feel the chill that you feel in your heart from your childhood but if you have always been evil and it was just your destiny point that Earth towards the sun and let her go and laugh at all the people who get to experience Hell for years in advance and when they see you in Hell they will thank you for the tan.

I have many more Ideas on how the earth could end but I believe it is in the power of the mind to craft and create these fantastic stories of triumph and domination so what I want to see is some participation from anyone who found this page interesting to post their way to Dominated and Destroy all of Humanity and If it is really creative and good I may add it to this page or create an entirely new page just for you. Thanks for reading and have a Evil day!