You’ve got your Piscean man but how do you keep him? The answer is to keep him happy, but how do you do that?

• ­Pisces: 20^th February – 20^th March

What Keeps Piscean Men Happy?

Astrology tells us that Piscean men are happy when they are in a bath, swimming pool, hot-tub or the sea. Aquarian man cannot abide long periods of being on land as they are like the proverbial “fish out of water” or, more correctly “a floater among those who sink”. The key to a Piscean man’s happiness is liquid based.

Using this Knowledge to Keep Your Piscean Man Happy

The obvious way to keep a Piscean man happy is to keep him submerged. If you have sufficient land I suggest you start digging your pool immediately. If you have sufficient funds ensure you own a Floridian property with an extra large outside pool. To prove you love a Piscean, which will make him happy, will involve tears. Tears of sadness when you part; tears of joy when you meet; tears of happiness and of pride when he accomplishes even the most simplest of tasks. Never serve a meal without a soup course or a main without a sauce or gravy. Dry food is apt to depress him. Make sure the bathroom is always available when he requires it and make sure you have endless supplies of hot water to keep him topped up over the long hours he will spend underwater in there. You should have a water feature in every room and your garden should have fountains and, if funds allow, be on the sea-front or next to a river.

When You Shouldn’t Use the Knowledge to Make Your Piscean Man Happy

Don’t use any of these tactics if your Piscean man is not appreciative. Don’t use any of these tactics if you are uncomfortable with them. Don’t use any of these tactics if your man doesn’t make you happy.