You’ve got your Taurus man but how do you keep him? The answer is to keep him happy, but how do you do that?

Taurus: April 21st – May 21st

What Keeps Taurus Men Happy?

Astrology tells us that Taurus men are happy when they are inactive. They like to watch sport rather than participate in it. They also like their food – big time. They are the toddlers of the Zodiac and enjoy being treated like toddlers because of this. Usually they like domestic goddesses and motherly types.

Using this Knowledge to Keep Your Taurus Man Happy

The obvious way to keep a Taurus man happy is to facilitate their idle sessions by ensuring they are comfortable, adequately heated or cooled, well fed and their thirsts constantly quenched. They will appreciate a partner who makes this possible from time to time and even more so if you enable this on a regular basis. You will need to understand his need for luxury and luxuries – the best food and the best wines – manicures and pedicures but most of all they love mud infusions. Do this: Buy a gallon of Dead Sea mud and heat it up. Have your Taurus man lie down on a couch (or better still a proper massage bed) on top of some plastic sheeting – big enough to wrap him in when you’ve finished applying the mud. Apply the mud with a soft emulsion paint brush. He’ll love the sensation of the mud being sloshed on. When he is completely covered wrap him in the sheet and leave for twenty minutes. He’ll really not want to end this but he’ll take a shower eventually and be very appreciative later.

When You Shouldn’t Use the Knowledge to Make Your Taurus Man Happy

Don’t use any of these tactics if your Taurus man is not appreciative. Don’t use any of these tactics if you are uncomfortable with them. Don’t use any of these tactics if your man doesn’t make you happy.