You’ve got your Virgo man but how do you keep him? The answer is to keep him happy, but how do you do that?

• Virgo: August 24^th – September 23^rd

What Keeps Virgo Men Happy?

Astrology tells us that Virgo men are happy when they are in control and completely and utterly organised – logistically, financially and socially. They like lists with ticks and cross referenced. They like bank accounts to accrue small change. Words that turn them on include “methodical” and “tangential”. Terms that they enjoy include “less haste more speed” and (if they live in Scotland, UK) “many a mickle a muckle makes” or elsewhere “look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves”.

Using this Knowledge to Keep Your Virgo Man Happy

The obvious way to keep a Virgo man happy is to become his first class Personal Assistant. You check every last detail and when you have finished checking start checking from the beginning. You take all his suggestions re greater efficiency and you put them into action in such places as your linen cupboard, under-bed storage, loft space and miscellaneous ad hoc cupboards all over the house. You are punctual no matter what crisis – nothing ever was improved by lateness and delays. You will make him happy if you can do all these things and you will be exhausted.

When You Shouldn’t Use the Knowledge to Make Your Virgo Man Happy

Don’t use any of these tactics if your Virgo man is not appreciative. Don’t use any of these tactics if you are uncomfortable with them. Don’t use any of these tactics if your man doesn’t make you happy.