How to Kiss Your Girlfriend
90
Preparation, preparation, preparation
So, finally you have the courage to go for it. You've been wanting this for quite some time, but just didn't have the nerve, right? You've been looking for signs, interpreting every word, every gesture, no matter how small, analyzing. And each and every time you have come to the conclusion that she could be telling you that she wouldn't object if you'd try to kiss her. If, if only you dared to try. Which you didn't, because your insecurity lead you to believe that she might just as well be telling you not to come any closer.
On each occasion that you have been together, the tension grew, just as your desire. The accidental touching, the looks... Could it be that she felt the same? And now, finally, you have come to the conclusion, you have decided to take your chances and accept the consequences.
That's nice, but now what? Taking your chances does not mean you shouldn't try to increase them, right?
Personal hygiene
It's a well known fact that scent is a very important factor when it comes to sex. And let's be clear, kissing is a manifestation of sex. Sometimes it's the substitute for physical intimacy, sometimes the prelude to it, but either way kissing is believed to be the most intimate form of contact - especially by members of the female species.
So, you will want to get this right. You don't want to put her off by smelling like a dog that has been gathering his meal by going through the city waist dump.
Don't worry, we humans have been inventive. First of all there's the shower, or bath. In addition to that, there's scented shower gel, bath pearls, soap, shampoo and a whole bunch of other products the cosmetic industry could think of to hide our personal odor. Don't overdo this, though! First, you don't want to smell like the local Perfumania and second, we're just at the beginning, laying the fundament so to speak.
Now that your body is all clean and nice smelling, you can move on to the vital part: your mouth. As you are about to discover, the mouth is the actual point of contact in the fine art of kissing. If opening your mouth is like opening a cesspool you can be sure you're girlfriend will be out of the room before you can blink your eyes. Brush, brush and brush again. Make sure you use fresh smelling toothpaste and finish it off using mouth water.
Now, for the finishing touch, you may want to apply a nice - not too strong, masculine - fragrance. As a fragrance blends with your personal scent I can't give you any advice here, other than taking your time to look for (and smell, of course) a fragrance that suits you. My personal fragrance of choice at this moment is Attitude by Giorgio Armani.
Creating the atmosphere
Unlike us men, women are very sensitive when it comes to - what they call - the ‘right' atmosphere. Where we don't really care - the Nike slogan Just Do It is definitely thought up by a man - women tend to be very demanding. Most of them aren't even aware of this, so you can't really blame them, but everything - literally everything - has to be just right.
They won't always admit it, but basically all of them are suckers for romance. You can use all romantic clichés you can think of: the flowers, chocolate, champagne or wine, soft music and - very important - soft light. A couple of candles really does magic, trust me. Scented candles or scented oil works too as long as you get the right aroma. You don't want the entire room to smell as if you've been running around with Air Wick like a madman. I'd go for musk, which is often said to be stimulating.
Time to proceed to ‘the act’
Okay, you're all set. You smell nice and fresh, the room is all warm, and somewhere in the back the voice of Marvin Gaye fills the air. Settle down; make yourself and - more importantly - your girlfriend comfortable. Talk, listen, and humor her so she feels at ease. Pour her a glass of champagne to loosen up a bit and watch her closely. No! Don't stare at her, watch her. Observe without giving her an awkward feeling. You'll see her open up, believe me.
And then, when she's all relaxed, feeling nice and open... Then you call me.
What's next?
Other hubs on kissing
|
FV Bidet System - in-toilet Personal Hygiene System
Current Bid: $80.00
|
|
* 2 Qt Fountain Syringe Personal Hygiene / Enema System
Current Bid: $19.97
|
|
* 2 Qt Fountain Syringe Personal Hygiene / Enema System
Current Bid: $19.97
|
|
Buckingham Easy Wipe Personal Hygiene Toilet Wiper Aid
Current Bid: $46.94
|
|
School for Scandal: How to Kiss a Hero
Price: $1.75
List Price: $5.99 |
|
Boneme: How To Kiss A Monster
Price: $10.00
List Price: $10.00 |
|
How to KISS and Keep Your Customers
Price: $19.95
|
PrintShare it! — Rate it: up down flag this hub
Comments
The Video is Great !!!
Thank you :)About the hesitation... Knowing that I'm a phone call away to finish the job for you should solve that *lol*
Hahaha. Good. I look forward to reading more of you.
Likewise :) I'll work on it
so that's what you guys are up to... ;)
very nice.
Can I have your phonenumber?*whistle*
Just giving some advice, hoping I can help, Cranston *innocent look*
You want me to kiss your girlfriend, Lazur? *lol*
I'd like to give your phonenumber to my boyfriend,so he can call you when I"m ready and open*lol*
That can be arranged, just drop me a mail :)
Great tips
You know... when I'm really nervous my breath tends to get super-sour and ... well... uck. This might not happen to everyone but if it does happen to you there are those breath strips that blast minty flavor into your mouth and kill bad germs, might be a good idea to pop one of those in before you go in for the big first kiss. Your girlfriend will appreciate it. Don't over analyze it, like NIKE says... "Just do it!"
hahahahahaha you are soooo funny! that last line was the hook. how cute! good advice too, this must be written by someone who knows about kissing!!!
I like the champagne bit :) and the video was very funny!
Thank you, Rudra :)
That's a good idea, Nicole. Bottom line is that you will want your mouth to be fresh, especially that first time.
Thank you, Mariesue :) I won't brag about my kissing skills, I'll let someone else be the judge of that :)
Champagne is good, isn't it? The video was a lucky hit on YouTube, Princessa.
Uhhh judge your kissing? (a) *lol* I won't tell(a)
By all means, be my guest. I can take positive critisism ;)
what about those spur of the moment kisses?.. you know the ones where you look at your girl/guy and just wanna grab em on the spot and kiss em?.. ive been in a couple of those situations before.. one time while we were out shopping late i felt the urge to ask if it was ok to kiss him.. and just grabbed him and couldnt stop.. another was when i dropped him off at his parents place knowing we werent going to see each other for a while.. and jumped on him.. smothering him forever.. i reckon spontanious surprize moments are very sexy.. just go for it girls!! great hub :)
I recognize those moments epifanny
And I think you should just follow your instincts and indeed go for it :) Thank you for reading and responding
I just love kissssing..
That's a very human trait, hunter :)
i like the video
O, great. I spend my time typing and looking for the right words to help anyone out there who needs a little encouragement and what do I get? "I like the video". *lol*
Thanks for reading and commenting, sherinshafil, I like the video too :)
Hi Ananta. Now that we have kissed our GFs...There are chances that some of us may get infected to some acquired syndrome. I have made another request for you. You can go for it.
And there I was, thinking I had come out of this they easy way. How wrong I was :)
I'll give it a go, guidebaba ;)
First off, I'm glad you listed personal hygiene first because through my own independent research I've discovered that my fiancee just doesn't appreciate the "just came from the gym" smell. Secondly, from a few of your hubs, it seems to me that you like challenging yourself as a writer by answering many different requests. I think you do a pretty good job of tackling the requests you do.
I can relate and add to that, talented_ink. As it appears eating garlic-flavored food is perceived by many as a turn off. Appreciating the subtle taste of garlic myself, I was highly surprised by that!
Second I like to challenge both my brain and my writing skills. The latter somewhat suffer from the fact that English is not my native language, I'm afraid, but I appreciate the compliment. Well, that is, I'll take it as a compliment. Never hurts to boost one's self-esteem, whether intended or not ;)
Of course it was a compliment, don't be ridiculous. With my fiancee, it's an even trade off when it comes to the food we eat. I eat enough garlic to keep me vampire free for life, she loves onions, and together we keep orbit gum in business.
O, but I like being ridiculous. If you can't laugh at yourself, how can you laugh at anything?
Don't tell me that you're that guy who managed to achieve a win-win situation? *lol*
I love your tips...amazing...i will try
I love his lips too.. I mean his tips*whistle*
Thank you, thank you :)
great hub, nice tips too. really enjoyed it.
I;m glad you enjoyed it. I actually enjoyed writing it too. And I enjoy putting it into practice as well ;)
When you're ready.. I am too:P
*getting the toothpaste*
thanks for great tips..
You're welcome. Put them into practice and enjoy ;)
A much needed Hub in the world of romance. I believe guys really want to know, but are afraid to ask such intimate advice. Excellent tips that will make lucky girls all over the world gasp with melting happiness and delight :)
Thank you Summer, I hope you and others benefit from it ;)
er... any chance of letting me read part 2 beforehand so that I won't have to spoil that perfect moment? ROFL! Fantastic advice! I'm looking forward to part 2!
Well, there is a chance, I just might do a sequel. We all know that sequels usually aren't as good as the original of course. But hey, if it gets the same amount of publicity (views) you won't hear me complaining! *lol*
GREAT TIPS
Thank you, REDDYNAVI
Would you like to link exchange this hub and my "how to kiss with intoxicating passion"? let me know (email)
Sure, no problem. It has already been done :)
Thanks, I've added yours as well (just before the videos in the section that says "I'll update this hub as I get more tips"
Good blog here (yours).. your a funny guy too I love your sense of humor in comments.. had me laughing pretty hard about that guys girlfriend hehe.. That hub has gotten over 3,000 unique hits a day for a while now so you should get some nice traffic from its linkback.
I hope you benefit from the link as well. After all, were all writers craving the attention, right? ;)
Ananta65, What a colume, I was afraid for along time to kiss a date (Female) I was always the "shy" one. Then I met a woman who said and I quoate "Arn't you gonna kiss me?) Well that took me by suprise, the first kiss was remarakable and it has been heartfelt eversince.
Although (and guys i'm talking to you)you are trying to be the "Perfect Gentelman" a woman needs affection too, NOT SEX, But a tender kiss will lead to her keeping you in her heart. So pay attition to Anata65 take the chance and don't be afraid but Don't expect anything else.,
Thanks 65 I wish I had had your advice a few years ago !
Why thank you, Destinyrk2. I know that I've been nervous too so many times. Not to mention the times that it was the girl who took the initiative, rather than me. And I'm still learning too. A kiss can express so many things: lust, passion, love, affection, care, pride...
Would you mind if i print this out and post it to every single 'bloke' in New Zealand? The women in New Zealand would really appreciate it!
No, I wouldn't mind at all, Tari. I'm thinking of starting a lobby to get the EU to use it for a new money wasting campaign :)
:D
LOL
Too funny...
OK, Ananta65 -- Just what are you doing? Trying to prove how long your hub can stay on the hot page??? This thing is up there, man, who knew Kissing was such a hot hot hot subject?? I thot we all had kissing taking care of by now...your list of people who would then send their "kisser" to you, after following your clear instructions, must be pretty lengthy by now.
Congrats on such a long run, my friend....you the BOMB!
(NOW MOVE OVER - I'm coming up right behind you!) LOL
Oh!!Good nice!!! I liked very much!!!!
You won't convince me that you didn't know kissing is a hot, hot subject, Marisue *lol*
For some reason they all seem to think that they know how to do it themselves. Or maybe they don't trust me enough, wonder why?
Good chance you already passed me. This hub has been yoyo-ing up and down the hot hubs all of the time. Which in fact is not such a bad motion ;) And I'll gladly make room for you :)
Thank you, patnamohan. Glad you did :)
haahhaah -- thanks for the courteous "step aside." but I fear I'll have to move over for you soon, my hubs yo yo as well...but that's the way it goes. I never understand the scoring. My score even goes from 96 - 98 and I never know what the difference is and some people who have fewer hubs are 99 - 100.
I don't live and breathe by it. but it is a mystery. I just write, and have a ton of fun.
You're welcome :) I have given up trying to understand the scores. It's like being on a diet and checking your weight every hour. So like you, I just write, read, learn and have fun :)
Marisue it's those eyes...look at 'em....nice young man....I may have become your fan too.... My son spent a year In Holland as an exchange student and learned to speak Dutch....Thanks for a well done hub...G-Ma :o) hugs
It's not only the eyes that do the trick with this man G-ma;-)
Doe je zoon de groeten, G-Ma :) Or didn't he pick up enough Dutch to understand that?
Please, please ladies, You're making it almost impossible for me to remain my modest little self... Thank you for your comments :)
The delicate art of osculation. well done. This is one of the better kiss and tell stories that I have read. You certainly got the girls going.
Thank you, Sixtyorso. As with so many hubs, the comments are at least as much fun as writing the hub itself :)
Well written hub.
Thank you, remowill.
excellent
Short but clear comment :) Thanks for reading and commenting, kannan4u
Hi Ananta65: This hub ruled the HOT HUBS TOPIC for quite some time. Now I have another request and who better than you could be to answer. I am planning to get married and need some honest and Real Genuine suggestions on how to keep wife happy . Is this a tough task ? Some of my friends find this a REAL TASK. Is it ? Can you answer that request ?
This is indeed a tough one, Guidebaba, but I'll give it a go. Although I would say, that you're probably doing a good job keeping her happy already. Why else would she have agreed to marry you, right?
Maybe you are right but I am not sure about life after marriage. Just wish me good luck. Plans are for next year sometime between April - August.
I wish you all the luck, Guidebaba. Won't add too much to that, I'll keep that for the hub ;)
haha. Very nice. I like your hub.. I'm sharing this. Thumbs up for you!
Thank you again, Beth. I'll read your hub too!
Nice tips dude
Thank you, tomche_tom. Glad to be of service :)
Very good advice, good Hub, and good video.
Thanks for the read
Thank you for reading and commenting, Brainstormer
THANKS GOOD TIPS
You're welcome Tamil777 :)
My first kiss with a guy was right when he asked me out when I was reading fairy tales. It was deliciously spontaneous.
And did he turn out to be your Prince Charming, Tissue? :)
every time i make an appemt she refuge
nice
Hey, when a girl says "no", that means no. Nothing you can do about that, Jeffrey.
Thank you, Brettkun
I just posted about this in the Forums - it's a Google Front-Pager!
Very much obliged, Ryan. I've written this hub in like fifteen minutes or so and it's success has surprised me, still does :) Thanks for the promotion in the weekly newsletter!
15 Minutes to write a hub. I'm glad it doesn't take that long to be able to kiss you:P:D
Sorry(A)
I'm easy meat, I know :)
Gee, I knew there was a comment box down here somewhere. A very popular blog! That's because it was fun, especially with the video. Thanks for helping us ladies out on such an important issue!
Thank you A. Jill. It was fun writing it and all the comments only make it better and worthwhile :) Glad to be of service!
i agree all remarks of your already uploaded comments by the differents personal at that time ok miss a very beautiful leady ok
Well, there are plenty of hubs and sites featuring beautiful ladies :)
Hey good work man. Will suely follow some of the tips.
Good luck with that and - most importantly - enjoy :)
Great, oh! Not Great, it's fascinating ME too, thanx 4 ur tips and tricks. It'll take enough time 2 fade-away from remembering my imagination.
You're welcome, ckmoloy :)
Thanks for reading and commenting
Wish my boyfried would read this...
Hi Ananta,
Excellent hub, my friend. I have secretly been visiting this hub and taking notes just in case I need these skills sometime in the future. LOL!
*smiles*
Why don't you just print it out for him, Liz? Send me an e-mail for my phone number ;)
Thank you, my friend :) But I'm quite sure that you know how to court a woman, terenceyap *smile*
wierd but they will come in handy cuz i like thid boy but i have never told him
Nice and interesting post u post!
You can confess here, krrsmpn. I'm discrete *wink*
thank you, frankharber, glad you liked it :)
very interesting!
Thank you, Filipina :) Make sure all your potential husbands looking for Filipina visit this page
What is up with Luzer? *lol* I think someones got a crush on you! :) I`ll follow your tips when i`m ready, thanks!
Good for you, SuperStar :) Just follow your instincts, as the song goes:
Don't push it, don't force it, let it happen naturally
It will surely happen, if love was meant to be
Thanks Ananta65. I think I will.
You`re realy popular! You have alot of fans. I do`nt even have one. :(
You'll assemble fans once you start publishing hubs :)
Ananta65??? Where are you??? :)
I was enjoying my weekend :) There's life outside HubPages *smile*
Some very nice seduction techniques Ananta. I am very glad you mentioned the thing about not having too strong a scent. Some of the men in the dancing club that I go to should really read up on that :)
Another really good seduction technique is to start by asking the woman for a dance. I absolutely love a man who can dance well. Learn a sexy dance style, and it will definitely get you some really good results.
Thank you, Aya Hajime. Now that I've caught a cold it's not always easy to know whether I put on too little ot too much cologne :)
Dancing will get you (both men and women) in a better, more open mood, I agree. Thank you for reading and commenting.
I know. Iv`e been gone for ten days now!!! I just relized I better see if I have comments.
They should show up in your hubtivity, SuperStar 8
This is a good idea,I will try
You do that :) Good luck and happy kissing!
Nice and interesting hub
Thank you, Lgali :)
good methods. trial and error and success? LOL
Hahaha :) Indeed, ocbill. Few errors, I might add ;)
I AM KIND OF NEW TO KISSING AND I HAV BEEN WITH THIS GIRL FOR LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS CAN U GUYS HELP ME OUT CAUSE U GUYS NO WAT UR TALKING ABOUT WE ALWAYS R ALONE BUT HOW DO I NO WHEN ITS THE RIGHT TIME REPLY ONE OF U THNX!!!!! :)
Guys i really need help im seing my girlfriend for the 2nd time in a mall and she wants to kiss but guys its my first time...Im nervous wat chud i do?
this was great kkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss
hello...
that is very nice video...i will always kiss my girlfrien...
thank u
great, wonderful you relax my sentation of wanted to kiss someone
Good for you *smile*
hope this l help me
guidebaba says:
16 months ago
Well Done. I always hesitated to Kiss Her. How to get rid of this Hesitation?