How to be as annoying as oprah

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By iLLmatic


20 ways...

 Here are some ways to be very annoying,yet,very cool!

1-Drum on every table you encounter.

2-Staple pages in the middle of the paper.

3-Call the operator and ask for the date,repeat as desired.

4-Specify that your drive-through order is :"To go".

5-Set all your alarms on a random time.

6-Play death metal on your stereo at 4 am on monday.

7-Whenver you see strangers,wave at them.

8-Keep changing channels five minutes before the show is done.

9-Begin your sentences with something like "Whoa","Oh lalala" etc...Be creative.

10-Get in an elevator,push all the buttons,then act like you're enjoying it.

11-Repeat everything someone says as a question.

12-Inform people you just met about your opinion in UFO's.

13-Leave tips at restaurants in a foriegn currency.

14-Demand that everyone adresses you as "Your highness".

15-At public laundries,use one machine for each piece of clothing you got,then claim you got alot of quarters if asked.

16-Try to hump instead of walking.

17-Stand over someone's shoulder mummbling as they read.

18-Inform others that they only exist in your imagination.

19-Ask people what gender they are.

20-Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

 

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Cris A profile image

Cris A  says:
13 months ago

21. Eat pizza in the moviehouse! LOL they are pretty annoying, each one of them! Couldn't choose which one is the most annoying! Nice hub! :D

iLLmatic profile image

iLLmatic  says:
13 months ago

lol ty

Shalini Kagal profile image

Shalini Kagal  says:
13 months ago

What a laugh - I do wish I were young and reckless again :(

Benson Yeung profile image

Benson Yeung  says:
13 months ago

I do all these things and still think I'm adorable. Can't understand why it's annoying.

Pam Roberson profile image

Pam Roberson  says:
13 months ago

ROFL! These are great!

The one about insisting that everyone call you "your highness"...ROFL! My daughter did this when she was about 4. The only acceptable titles to address her with were: My Majesty, My Highness, or Your Highness. It was a hoot. In fact, I found it so funny, that I have been insisting the same for 10 years now. My family now calls me "My Majesty." ;)

Benson...ROFL! :D

Ray Saunders profile image

Ray Saunders  says:
13 months ago

"Make beeping noises as a large person backs up."

That's just WRONG! Funny hub...

iLLmatic profile image

iLLmatic  says:
13 months ago

lol ty for your comments

christine almaraz profile image

christine almaraz  says:
13 months ago

my fav is "repeat everything someone says as a question". funny stuff.

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