Look here, madam, this is written by a man. A member of the easily controllable sex. But what, you may ask, can a man tell women about controlling men? Lots! You know why? Because a man has inside-info.

Please check out the following scenario: If you were a queen who believes in 'Knowledge is Power' and wanted to storm a city surrounded by seemingly impregnable stone walls, battlements and stuff, what wouldn't you give to learn about secret entrances, weak spots and flaws in design?

The equivalent of those is what I am giving you in this book. Of course, I plan to write a book on women next, with the help of my spies in the enemy camp, and be sure to read it, to deal with the new race of Men Who Are Informed.

Men are like the fortressed city of my metaphor. This book will tell you how to make a grand entrance through the castle-gates on a red carpet!

It will also tell you how to, and when to, break those walls and take the city by force. But let's forget metaphors and get down to brass tacks! — Ouch! Ouch!

For slice-of-life examples, we peep into the lives of Cleo, Tony, Bill and Mary. Cleo gets everything wrong when dealing with Tony but Mary efficiently controls her Bill. And bills!

Read on…

Part 1 A man is like a crab.

Part 2 Boys are birds.

Part 3 Cut the Gordian knot of logic

Part 4 Use water, not fire.

Part 5 Be a Woman of Letters

Part 6 Be a sexy feminist.

Part 7 He should be Your Unwitting Puppet

Part 8 The Ultimate Secret