How to live like one of The Village People. Gay Disco Living Made Easy

Living like one of the Village people is one of the best ways to liven up your boring life. Who doesn't remember the wholesome fun that the seventies and disco provided? You will be the hit of the wedding party as the Indian Chief or the talk of the boardroom as the Construction worker. Becoming a VP'er is much more than buying a Halloween costume, it involves transforming yourself into that character. You don't have to be gay or a man to be a VP'er , you just have to love life.

There are six members of the Village People: Indian Chief, Biker, Cowboy, , Military Man, Construction Worker and Policeman. Like superheros and substitute teachers, they all have their own strengths and weaknesses. Try to determine which would best fit your personality. Watch the YMCA video below for a refresher of what these men did for our culture.

The Indian Chief:

Your Personality:

• Leader
• Short temper
• Hates pale faces
• Loves nature
• Hates the Railroad
• Eats strange foods
• Likes to gamble

The indian Chief is usually the first born of the family and lives by the rules,

If share garden tools with your neighbor, sniff someones armpits when first meeting them or traded your 2 acres of land for a pint of rum, you are the Indian Chief.

• A rebel
• goes against " The Man"
• into leather, studs and meth
• tattoos
• hates Queen
• has a parole officer

The Biker goes against the grain. Often a loner but comfortable around people of like interests when parole permits, the biker is more apt to being the middle child of the family. If you rally against authority, like the wind in your hair and enjoy gang beatdowns, you are The Biker

The Cowboy

• wreckless and exciting
• brave and stubborn
• appreciation of animals over women
• likes sunsets
• frequents dive bars
• hates indian, pakis and chinese people

The Cowboy is hard working and always thinking outside the norm. Bold and brash, the cowboy is often the last to arrive at the party and the first to urinate in the fish tank. If you prefer long trips by yourself, like wearing heels and are branded you are The Cowboy

The generic Military Man

• Honorble
• Stern
• Plays with guns
• Motorcycle enthusiest
• Post trauma disorders
• Likes trucks

Military man is soft spoken but carrys a big stick. Usually the hero in any situation, MM likes a cause and will adhere to his mission. If you are into water boarding before sex, Drinking and beating up your friends and shooting tree huggers, you are The Military Man

Construction Worker

• Handy
• Good at whistling and cat calls
• Loves beer and seaport hookers
• Difficulty with relationships
• Likes big dogs

The construction worker is good around the house, when sober. A fan of football, Nascar and gay bashing, the construction worker is always good for a laugh. If you enjoy barbeques, trout fishing and 5 day underwear, this is your VP.

The Policeman

• Often lead a troubled youth
• Likes handcuffs, mace and the FOP
• Drives fast, drinks slow
• Stoic yet personable
• Community oriented

Complex and crafty, the Policeman is stresssed at work and has a difficulty unwinding at the end of the day. Percieved as arrogant, his confidence is often misconstued. If you like coffee, locker room but slapping and tazing motorists, You are the Policeman.