How to make home made soap:

Well, first in order to make soap, you have to render fat. The best fat you can get to make soap with, the creamiest, milkiest, the fat of the land comes from humans. You may have to sneak into a liposuction clinic after hours, raid their trash, and get the stuff.

Then you cook it down. As the fat renders, the tallow floats to the surface, and it has to be skimmed off. The rest of it has to be combined with lye, the crucial ingredient. And use the powdered commercial kind, not the fake stuff. After you've used your liposuction clinic fat and lye to make soap, the best thing to do is to sell it to department stores, at $20 a bar. At least. You'll be selling rich people back to themselves. In order to do all of this, you need to have a really run down house, in the industrial toxic waste part of town. Also make a check out to Tyler Durden, of the Paper Street Soap Company.