How to make your breast look bigger

No need magic cream.

No need silicon implant.

No need padded bras.

The trick is to gather all the spare tyres under your arms and tuck them into the bra. Voila! Fuller breasts. If you're as thin as a reed, then sorry-lah. You'll have to resort to the above.

While we're at it, you might like to check out this site for some interesting information on bras. Apparently bras do not help in preventing sagging and may even cause breast cancer.

Bra-wearing has been linked to breast cancer in a study done by Sidney Ross Singer and Soma Grismaijer. They found, for example, that women who wore a bra 24 hours a day had a 113-fold increase in breast cancer incidence compared to women who wore bra less than 12 hours daily! They suggest that bras exert enough pressure to the breast and surrounding areas to inhibit the flow of lymph, which then causes toxins and other waste material to remain in the breasts instead of being flushed out.

But I'm not about to burn my bras. Gotta defy gravity somewhat. Besides, going bra-less is not decent and is certainly not acceptable in our culture. Bedtime is different, gravity pulls in a different direction when you're horizontal. Elsewhere, women are going back to Cavemen days.