How To Find Your Dream Girl

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By Damia

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The author and his bros

Caution To Women : May Cause Irritation

To find a great girlfriend is like finding a needle in haystacks these days. Modern women are smart enough to ‘make-up' their appearances and personalities in front of you until it's too late. But as the old saying goes : you are who you are. We men actually can identify their true colors by certain insignificant habits that they will not bother to cover up. Here's a few tips for you :

1) In a bus or commuter or any public transport, if an old man (or pregnant woman or a child or handicapped person or injured person) enters in and she's not willing to offer her seat in a heartbeat, then you better stay away from this type by a mile. This type of woman is lack of compassion and selfish.

2) Observe how she handles her conversation in public. If she's talks and laughs loudly, it's not a sign that she's friendly and possesses warmth personality. It's actually a sign that she's the type that cannot keep any secrets conveyed to her. All your shortcomings will be broadcast to the world in the blink of an eye.

3) Eavesdrop the details of her conversation with her friends. If she's keen to criticize everything in any topics discussed, this is a type that can never be grateful and will not appreciate anything you do or give to her. She'll thankful to you for your gifts and then throws them in a bin when you're not looking.

4) Observe carefully when she's doing group tasks or assignments. If she wants them to be executed according to HER WAY, then you'll get yourself a queen control. Steer clear from this type. Unless, of course if you love a dominatrix.

5) A woman who reveals too much flesh can never be a great girlfriend. Even if she's soft spoken and gentle, what she wears is actually who she is. This type is either a slut or rebellious. She's trouble with capital T, trust me.

6) Take a close look to her belongings. If a PRADA retail manager greets her like his best buddy, you should realize by now that she's a high-maintenance chick. This type may be a gold digger. Then again may be not. But one thing's for sure : You will have to spend a lot!

7) Last but the one you must be cautioned the most is... the type that their parents always praise them to the point of absurdness (is there a word for ‘absurdness'?). Well, it's a known fact that parents are biased towards their children. It's good... but not for you! Praising their daughter twenty-four-seven is a sign of covering her true colors, actually. And you can bet it's not a great one.

So there you go. To tell you the truth, there's no such thing as ‘great girlfriend'. Belldandy does not exist. This is not an ideal world. Hey, we men have our shortcomings too, right? So, our women are not perfect. But at least they're not a disaster like the above mentioned, right?

Looking forward to hear you comments!

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Tomche  says:
3 years ago

Hi Damia, that would certainly help many. Good article

Marcel  says:
2 years ago

This article is nothing but true. Thumbs up

erin  says:
2 years ago

ha really true! makes a lot of sense esp. looking at the other girls at my school!

Patricia  says:
17 months ago

This is a pretty true article.

However on your last comment, I believe you don't give good men enough credit or good women enough credit. Yes we all have faults but that doesn't mean we all should not try to strive for excellence and eliminate these faults. It also should be a requirement to be with the same type of excellent person. No Prada required! ;-)

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