How to ask a girl to a dance
79Sure it's been a few years since I've been in high school, but I have never been rejected. Wait a minute, I have been rejected time and time again. But thats the secret to success guys—failure.
You are likely reading this because you did a google search in your third period class for "how to ask a girl to dance". Maybe there are a few friends sitting around the computer, and you think it might be funny to write a comment about what a "white boy faggot" i am, but before you do that, I urge you to read my article.
The most important thing is confidence. As I said before, you will fail, often. But you gotta have hope. You gotta believe. There is no sense in approaching a girl if you feel like you have no shot. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will. Especially not anyone remotely attractive.
From a very young age, attractive women are taught to belittle and oppress men who are interested in them. It works well—men stay interested because they want to chase, and women get their only shot at gaining the upper hand.
Stay on the lookout for comments from women that seem like are trying to belittle you. This is an expression of their own insecurity and often a sign that they are interested.
The approach
Ideally you have already pumped yourself up with some affirmations, you're wearing your freshest duds, and you bathed that day.
Make some small talk, try and make her laugh a little. This is basically the interview, if you do a good job here, you are displaying the time she will have with you at the dance.
Confidently ask the question. If she says she already has a date, or you are just rejected flat out, it's time to swallow sadness. Perhaps you'll want to TP her house, spread a rumor about her venereal diseases, or take a dump in her locker. I encourage all of these things. The sought after girls have had it too easy for too long.
If she says yes, your job has just begun. Unless you want to throw away any chance of a make out, hand-job, or blowie, you'll want to show the lucky girl a great time. So try and dress well, smell good, be charming, and have fun. You're gonna have to let her do her own thing for a little while, so stay cool when she makes a run for her friends. Hang back, maybe go to the bathroom and take a swig of the personality enhancer/ liquid courage you sneaked in. That brings me to the most important rule:
Don't get too drunk. Eh forget it, have fun. You're young. You'll have plenty of time to be sober in college.
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Excellent hub! I'm going to carry this in my wallet and take it out to read whenever I ask a girl out...does that sound ok? I really hope you keep the dating advice coming. I find it incredibly hard to get a date in general. I feel insecure about the tape between my glasses. Could you fund me some money for a new pair?
Brad, lame joke. This advice is serious.
Brad: Has it ever occured to you that the reason you haven't been able to get a date in general is because you are a complete jerk. Has anyone ever told you that girls don't like dick-brains? Or how about this, has anyone ever told you that you need to go play in traffic?
Brendan: Such animosity is not appreciated here on Hubpages. I would like you to take your ill feelings towards Brad and lame jokes elsewhere. For the record, Brad gets more ass than toilet seats.
it works!
Do you think these techniques will work on my wife? Thanks for the great hub!
i like the last line. i'll have to use that. lol
LOL.....these lines are great.....if she's deaf! Cool hub! :)
Hahaha, Thanks for the comment Tom. Great set up and punch!
Your just a stupid white boy
Excellent point CUbanKneeGrow3, but YOU used the wrong "your."
u r a fag and ur advice sucks and by last date i mean u wont have any more
Cmon sheila, don't do this to me here.
I drew a picture of a hangman
And wrote "this guys having a bad week, so will I if you don't go to ___
with me" then signed my name on the spaces where you play
Ooo, great one Mike. Original, inventive, and clever. Much like your name!
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Iðunn says:
3 years ago
hahahaha! good advice any way you look at it.
ya, we women are suckers for self-confidence. no denying that. : )