I wake up in the morning put my kakis on

Boot up the computer

Take my coffee strong

Walk outside let the light pierce my weeping eyes

Wake my brain up warm up get ready to write.

(Chorus)

I get paid to blog I get paid to hub,

I get paid to write down what I'm thinking of

Now I'm called the Huber's "prodigy"

That's right get down to write those H. U. B.'z

(end chorus)

If I get an idea that I wanna share

I just boot up to hubpages

and post a hub in there

the site is set up for ease and fun,

no getting bogged down

aint got time for that son'(slang)

What I find truly makes me realize

The value of this site took me by surprise

A thriving community of writers just like me

All willing to help even a newbie

Offering up hubs telling of all the secrets and stuff

Of how to make more money,

they say take your time

Don't Rush

This is not a get rich quick kind of technology

But the money will come if you just wait and see

Read all you can and learn the back links Y0

But for now just write and write and write and write and write some more

Enter our great forum and keep your ego in check

And these wonderful writers will teach you some advanced Chet..

But be prepared to hear the truth about your writing man

They only want to tell you what you need to make all the money you can

Skip over to the profile page and write your bio and jazz

Then learn about affiliate, url trackers, linking to other hubs and all that

For theirs more than a few ways you can earn money helping others on this site,

They got a fan feature to really make your night..

You can add some fans and they can add you too, you all read each others hubs and leave some comments too

Before you know it you'll be a Hubing OG Player

You'll climb up the ranks and breech new fun and finantial layers

Hub and profile scores are there for you, no the low ones aren't a spankin

They just show you, you need to improve your SEO rankin

As you get used to the program and plan,

you'll realize that Jason and Paul thought of everything mAN!,

But you gotta start out as a novice and write before you can see

Be patient ask questions,

Learn from everyone in this community,

And before you know it you'll be addicted to the-

Hubpages, writing outrageous, publishing your mark,

No longer will sites like myspace sell your blogs and not pass you some love (revenues) hub pages was built to make money for the lot of uuss

Actively participating in your success,

With the capsule html a format designed for ease and bliss..

No learning too much about how to format the page,

This system is set up to give you more advantage than this

You just set up your Adsense account and plug it in,

Then get to writing like you've always been

Welcome to hub pages, were glad that your here,

If you have any questions hit the forum in there,

Enter through the link at the top of the page,

Click on the Huber's hangout link and post like it says

Try to keep your hubs new and unique,

Full of great content, pictures, looking sharp and sleek

The coding for SEO (search engine optimization for hits) will come to you in time,

For now just relax and write your very first line

Remember the money won't come fast, but it will be residuals man,

Just write a hub that stands the test of time and stick to the hubpages plan,

Read the PDF in your email when you signed up

Get your ducks in order,

Don't let me inter-rupt-

- Jerrico

GOT HUB?

Good Luck!

Someone read this and said I should write a back beat and put it to music so yep.. I tried. This poetry here really didnt work out for me (and the beat I made) but I started to really work on it anywa, and came up with another set of lyrics :) I love a musical challenge. Truth is I've made meditation and atmosphere sculptings for the last 5 years professionally but never tried to make a lyrical CD (even for fun) although I have hypnosis CD's so rap is just a step up to ryming to that :).

I have to admit its one hell of a challenge in comparrison. You have to not only record the lyrics but you have to cut them up for effects, and for placement in harmony to the back beat elements and such.. and my voice is a bit high and I talk fast so I have to edit it to slow it down a notch and lower it about one half octive.. its alot of fun though! my first lyrical track ever and I'm excited to do it.. I couldnt stop laughing when I heard the beta test track with the first verse.. I sound like linkin park in flow and tone, although the first half of the verse sound stupid and cheesey the second one sound pretty good I think..

I used to always say anyone could rap, its just talking poetry with infelections and if your voice sucks you can always tweak it in audition, so I decided to work on a Hub pages "rap" with an r&b feel to it and so far have one verse recorded and two formulated, when I finish this I'll add it to a you tube video module and post it here :) Well I'll link it to here anyway, I'm going to build a whole page called "Hubtronics" whcih is the title of the track, to help newbies.. although I'm still new I've learned alot that I can offer to those newer than me..

I want to continue to push the creative limits of hub pages and show others ways to promote.. part of the rap track will be to draw in affiliate sign ups (in conjunction with a page promoting hub pages and how to use it to make money)... hope you guys like this funny hub welcome poem :)