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By Dame Scribe

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My Superman
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Come Hither My Darling

~*~ Tis a day of celebration. Whatever are we celebrating, you ask? Well, I was thinking of you now hurry up, wash and get up. The sun is shining, wind is blowing and the birds are singing for us.

The breakfast of a peach fruit cup, cottage cheese, burnt toast and espresso to start the day. Sorry that I wasn’t watching the toaster. It got stuck, I swear. Yes, I told the neighbors we didn’t need the fire department. Smile, darling.

I must drag you off in the truck to town, Sweety. Yes, I need to get something. Wear what? Well, for you, ok but red heels with my jeans is not my idea of color coordination ,really, but I will wear them. Smile now.

I got us booked for lunch at that tiny restaurant. Yes, the one that’s high priced but I want to pay. What? No, I want to pay. What? No. Case closed. I am paying. I borrowed some money from my sister. What? No, I didn’t borrow the money to spend on that pretty purse. Come on now. We have a reservation, yes, a reservation. No, I didn’t kiss the owner for a reservation, what do you take me for? Alright, I will forgive you. Hurry up now. Will you please smile?

I will meet you in a couple of hours. I am meeting up with a couple girlfriends at the store. No, I don’t want you following me around. What? No, our significant others are not allowed to join us, maybe you can meet up with the guys at the Pool hall. Yes, a good idea, I agree. I will call you soon as I am done, what? Yes, of course I have enough money and yes, you get a kiss. Smile, will you?

Hi, my darling! Yes, I am all done except dinner. We have to go to the hotel now. What? Yes, I booked and paid for it last week. No, I am not conniving, sorry. I said we are celebrating you, now shush and get to the hotel, my feet hurt. Why won’t you smile?

Ahh! We can relax now. I enjoyed our dinner my Love. I loved that chocolate cheese cake especially. I don’t get why you ordered one for the room but ok. Oh! look. Yes, that’s for you. I have no idea what it is. No, I am not going to tell you, what kind of surprise would that be? Of course it’s wrapped in pink. Smile, love.

I had that tech guy talking my ear off all about it. I have no idea how to put it together but I know how you like your *Guy* times and thought you would enjoy this Movie Projector. Yeah, your football games will look awesome. The ring is on a chain. Yes, a fashion thing I have. I love that smile. Come hither darling, one last gift for the end of the day. Kiss me now we have all night.

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Peggy W profile image

Peggy W  says:
9 months ago

The new Mae West! LOL

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Dame Scribe  says:
9 months ago

Whos that? lol, jk :) she was rather famous in her day huh, :)

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