Hubber Chubber

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By Tom Cornett


The hippity, happity hubber chubber

Sat and just hubbied each day

Writing and wrenching, pecking and pinching

Pieces of candies and cakes

From fussing on forums to following feeds

To dumping the keyboard of crumbs

Chewing on chicken and choking on peeps

Those Indian girls look so plump!

Copy and pasting while box chocolate tasting

Why is the mouse clicker stuck

Clean out the fudge while being the judge

Flag it! they used the word F**K!

Screaming and ranting all the while panting

Squirming to squeak out the gas

That poor old chair could sure use some air

Too small for such a big ass!

The hippity, happity hubber chubber

Who's habit is hubbing and food

An avatar's beauty of hunky or beauty

Could be a fattidy blabbity, nastilly, pimplely butty, nose picking, crack digging, slobbering, slithering, smelly belly, farting, freaky........female or dude!

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Pachuca213 profile image

Pachuca213  says:
4 months ago

ha ha ha this was absolutely fantastic! Gotta love it!

tony0724 profile image

tony0724  says:
4 months ago

Nice job Tom!! :D

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Pachuca...thanks....we need to come up with hubbersize...I've gained a few pounds since being on here. :)

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Thanks Tony! :)

Tom Whitworth profile image

Tom Whitworth  says:
4 months ago

Tom,

Perfectly, plentifly, profoundly, plied alliteration.

TamCor profile image

TamCor  says:
4 months ago

"Squirming to squeak out the gas"???

Oh, Tom...hahahahahaha :)

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Tom...thanks....colorful, complimentary comment! :)

Tammy....I knew the gas would get ya! :)

maven101 profile image

maven101  says:
4 months ago

Haw..! This was so funny my cat laughed..! A great rollicking ride of a Hub....I'm gonna check out those Indian Babe Hubs right now....Thanks Tom, I really enjoyed the ride...Larry

shibashake profile image

shibashake  says:
4 months ago

LOL!

Ummm chicken - doughnuts - hot Indian babes - life is good!

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Thanks Larry....LOL...your cat laughed...enjoy the Indian babes! :)

shibashake....yip....plenty good! Thanks! :)

Enelle Lamb profile image

Enelle Lamb  says:
4 months ago

Tom this was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh =) (I agree about the hubbersize too LOL)

Pete Maida profile image

Pete Maida  says:
4 months ago

Excellent. The more you hub the more you chub.

dohn121 profile image

dohn121  says:
4 months ago

Geez Tom! It's a damn good thing I didn't have dinner yet! (You know, that girl would look so bad if she lost three our four rolls). This is awesome! Thanks, Tommy!

\Brenda Scully  says:
4 months ago

lovely where did you get my photo from

alekhouse profile image

alekhouse  says:
4 months ago

Very funny, Tom....loved it. The picture is hilarious....poor guy.

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Enelle...thanks...maybe we could put wights on the keyboard? :)

Pete....thanks..LOL...I have chubbed a little too much lately. :)

dohn....thanks...hot...aint she? :)

Brenda....thanks...I was behind the bush at the pool. :)

Alekhouse....thank you....just a tad fat. :)

ralwus profile image

ralwus  says:
4 months ago

Oh T. That was gross, I mean a ton of fun. But did ya haf ta, really haf ta? Show that picture to stun?

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

ralwus....thanks...LOL...I had to...that's a lot of woman to love! :)

Feline Prophet profile image

Feline Prophet  says:
4 months ago

Hahaha!! Where did you find that picture?!!

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

FP....Pbucket...cool...isn't she! :)

James A Watkins profile image

James A Watkins  says:
4 months ago

The poetry is a hoot. When I got down to the pic, I was taken aback. Lord have mercy! What a shock. I'm going to go for a run.

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Thanks James...LOL...I might just join you in that run! :)

Deece profile image

Deece  says:
4 months ago

That was hilarious dad, great stuff. Kinda sick but we can come to expect that out of you.....lol

Triplet Mom profile image

Triplet Mom  says:
4 months ago

Lol very funny!

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Deece....grins...yes you can! :)

TM...thanks...glad to make you laugh! :)

maggs224 profile image

maggs224  says:
4 months ago

Yet another great hub made to brighten the day of anyone fortunate enough to read it.

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Thanks maggs....so glad to brighten your day! :)

Am I dead, yet? profile image

Am I dead, yet?  says:
4 months ago

ROFL! Tom, Tom, Tom...LOLOLOLOL xD fantastically written.

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

AIDY....Thanks! :)

Bail Up ! profile image

Bail Up !  says:
4 months ago

First hub I read of yours and this title caught my eye. Good thing, I still haven't been able to stop laughing. Hilarious!

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
4 months ago

Bail Up! Thanks....glad to make ya laugh! :)

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