Hubbers-Here is Your General 2009 Horoscope (Predictions)

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 - Apr 20)

2009 will be a mixed year. You will begin the year with anxiety as well as sudden changes in career as well as personal life. The positive trends would increase after May 2009 commences and the year will become positive as it progresses.

As the year opens up you might feel low on energy and less confident than usual. This low phase will continue till the 9th February 2009 after which you would be firing on all cylinders.

Personally you would find the period 28th January 2009 to 10th April 2009 and then 17th August to 5th October 2009 as period of high confidence and action.

Your personal temperament could turn aggressive and volatile after 21st December 2008. Rapid changes in luck related to career would be felt this year. You will find your actions are faster than thoughts, which could create some hasty decisions for you.

After a high activity phase in career, there would be a change from 1st May 2009. There would be higher income, rise in socializing as well as revival of friendships. Luck and expenses could cause concern after 16th June 2009. There could be set back between 1ST August and 13th October 2009.

Career and your status/ reputation could be affected between August and October 2009 too. Further this year could start on worries about career, investment and children.

You need to avoid major or sudden changes in career. The need for such changes could come from the 1st January 2009 and the volatile phase would remain in operation till 17th May 2009.

You should avoid any major investments and speculation during this time too. Distances and misunderstanding with children could rise.

If relevant, problems in pregnancy and child conception issues could come up.

17th May to 9th September 2009 would be a pensive period. There would be a sudden rise in growth and vibrancy in nearly all areas as well as luck from 5th October 2009.

Work, social life and general positivity will rise during this time, till end of the month.

Further you could be tempted to carry out unfair or unorthodox action in career as the year commences. This could bring some issues with government sources as well as unethical work in personal/ professional life till April 2009.

Chances would be highest till mid February 2009. It is a period to be conservative and also to keep an eye on new opportunities that come up. Career would be vibrant and you should remain vigilant to grab new opportunities.

Level of luck, faith in religion, health of an elderly male relative could feel adverse effects after 3rd November 2009.

Be careful about your relations with siblings as well as what you speak post 3rd November 2009.

Health would be good mostly this year. Some amount of worry and anxiety about health could develop post 10th September 2009. You could find 1st March to 13th April 2009 and 16th November to 16th December 2009 low in health and energy.

Family life would be positive mostly.

Money matters would be good except luck in investment and speculation. Income will be good between May 2009 and July 2009.

Finances could fluctuate wildly between 23rd January 2009 and 31st May 2009. You should be cautious of an adverse cash flow and higher than normal commitment during 7th March 2009 to 21st April 2009, 10th October 2009 to 26th November 2009 and the month of December 2009.

Over all 2009 will see challenges and pitfalls till July 2009. Thereafter steady progress and a positive period would follow.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 - May 20)

2009 would be a more productive and gainful year in comparison to 2008.

You will find your luck and opportunities that would present themselves would be more vibrant and higher this year.

The year would be most noticeable for some major changes in your temperament and the way you think between 7 th March 2009 and 19 th April 2009 . Thinking could turn more emotional, reckless and your affections/ social instincts could predominate.

Socially it would be a great period; however you need to be careful of some allegations and linkups which are avoidable. After a positive period till 31 st May 2009 , you could experience a dip during June 2009 overall.

Further you will experience a rise in the level of your interaction with people at large. There will be a significant rise in the level of contacts you make during this year till end August 2009.

Activity level could be higher than normal till 17 th May 2009 . You should avoid taking any major steps in career as well as domestic matters during this time. New projects are totally avoidable.

Luck and progress would rise overall this year. You could find sudden and frequent travels till April 2009 and again between August and December 2009.

Income would be good this year.

Money matters will be much better than 2008 as accumulation of money will become possible now. Best period for monetary returns would be May 2009 to July 2009.

Gains from partners/ spouse would come after November 2009. Income would be good most of the year. You will find an exceptional rise between May and July 2009. Some erratic and volatile patterns could build up between 16 th June 2009 and 12 th October 2009 .

Investments should be handled with caution. If made conservatively, there would be good returns now. Speculation of any sort should be avoided in January 2009 and between 17 th August 2009 and 6 th October 2009 .

Long term investments are better planned after 10 th September 2009 . You might have some turbulent and volatile time in money/ investment matters during January, May and September 2009.

Avoid giving loans or taking financial risks after November 2009 commences.

Family life would be positive mostly. There will be happiness and growth overall, more so between May and July 2009.

Some issues could turn difficult and distances could crop up after November 2009 begins. Thereafter distances could come in your family as well with family of spouse, if married.

Health would be fairly good this year.

You need to be careful of stomach ailment after September 2009 commences, while stress and fixed attitude could create lifestyle disorders after November 2009.

The year will look up tremendously after September 2009.

Gemini Horoscope - (May 21 - Jun 21)

2009 would be a positive year still although level of hurdles would seem to rise as the year commences.

There could be a dip in personal relations and status overall between January and April 2009. You will find sudden unexpected events will take place during this period which could impact life out of the blue.

Domestic life and career would be impacted most. Relations with siblings could take a down turn as soon as the year starts and there will be issues till the 17 th May 2009 . Overall rapport would improve from 10 th September 2009 .

Further there would be multiple occasions when outlook and thinking could be volatile and muddled up. The phases are 12 th January to 1 st February 2009 , 8 th May to 30 th May 2009 , 5 th September to 27 th September 2009 . Please avoid any major decisions during this time and remain conservative. Major challenges should be avoided too.

ealth could be lower than usual at this time till April 2009. Thereafter you will find a sudden rise in health and status too. Level of luck will be good also during this period, i.e. till end July 2009.

August 2009 till December 2009 will see a slide down and there would be some setbacks due to events that occurred between January and April 2009.

Hurdles in health matters could remain till October 2009.

You will find this period gainful from business. There will be gain from partners as well as spouse.

A more stable phase would operate from 20 th December 2009 .

Career and general work environment would be vibrant now. There will be heightened activity between January and 17 th May 2009 . New projects and plans should be avoided. Existing areas will take off now. Travel could rise during this period.

There will be changes in home environment and chances of a move after 10 th September 2009 . Work environment could become tougher too.

Avoid rash or sudden decisions in career as there could be set backs due to this.

Money matters would cause concern mostly as a steady drain on finances due to family as well as other old commitments could continue.

This phase will end on 2 nd November 2009 and thereafter would give way to better finances as the rest of the year progresses.

Income would be average. There will be good phases between 15 th April and 4 th July 2009

Losses due to speculation or extravagance could come after 6 th October 2009 .

You should be extra careful during this time as monetary losses could be high.

Investment of any sort should be avoided till October end 2009. As mentioned 6 Th October 2009 till end of the year is not good for speculation

Blocks in investment could be felt between 27 th January and 31 st May 2009.

You will find the year is positive between May and July 2009. Rest there would be hurdles and challenges.

Cancer Horoscope - (Jun 22 - Jul 22)

2009 Would be a positive year. As you find the year progressing there will be gradual improvements over the last two years. You will find new opportunities in career as well as better luck. Some unexpected and sudden events could take place till the end of April 2009 in marital matters as well as career, if you are in business.

If unmarried, there could be sudden marriage opportunity in the first four months. You should weigh your options well as this could be a hasty decision which you could regret in the long term. The opportunities if it does not materialize could pause after May 2009 starts and could come back with a lot of intensity after you have had an opportunity to rethink once August 2009 starts. Thereafter very high chances will exist till 17 th October 2009 and still good chances till 20 th December 2009.

New associations and partnerships could be formed in profession as well as personal life too. Sudden opportunity for travel could come up also between January 2009- April 2009 and August 2009- October 2009.

Health related issues could come up (minor) between May and July 2009.

Possibility of purchase of a real estate property present between May and July 2009. 16 th June 2009 onwards sudden events towards an investment are possible.

Family life would remain a cause of concern this year till 9 th September 2009 . You will find rapport and relationship would be poor in this regard.

Expenses and Monetary pressures on account of family too would be high. The phase between 1 st January 2009 and 17 th May 2009 could be particularly trying to you. You need to watch your speech as wrong things you say could spoil family relations.

Improvement will be present after 10 th September 2009.

Money matters would be difficult till end August 2009 also. There would be expenses due to health matters of family members. Wasteful expenses possible also. Spouse and Spouse's family could be a drain on money, besides unexpected and unplanned expenses. This could be more difficult till 17 th May 2009 .

Income would be good mostly. There will be very good gains between 27 th January 2009 and 31 st May 2009 . Period 7 th March 2009 to 19 th April 2009 will see an upward spike in income.

Investments would be average mostly. You should avoid any new investments till 17 th May 2009 . There could be some gains till April 2009 from existing investments. You should cash the gains if possible.

Speculation of any sort should be avoided. Any money handling should be done under professional supervision.

Relations with business partners and spouse could be deceptive mostly till 3 rd November 2009 . You should take care to keep the communication channels open and be aware of what is going on in your partner's mind.

Health, also positive, will remain erratic in the first half of the year. You need to be careful. Chances in line of work as well as work environment could come up after November commences. There will be rise in unnecessary and uncontrolled expenses during November ? December period.

Major decisions should be taken after due consultation till end October 2009

Career will take a leap forward after 10 th September 2009 . There will be a quantum leap in confidence too. The year will pickup after August 2009 and be quite favorable by the time you reach end of the year.

Leo Horoscope - (Jul 23 - Aug 22)

2009 would be an eventful year for you although there would be some rise in hurdles in comparison to last two years. You still run a powerful phase, although there would be personal pressures at all times. Family life, marital matters, joint areas of work as well as personal life could be trying till the 17 th of May 2009.

You will find your focus would be high but dealing with work pressures as well as people around you will rise.

Work environment will change rapidly and you will not be able to do much. It would be useful to go with the flow and not create too many hurdles in the process of change. The overall scenario will turn good after May 2009 commences.

Marital/ family life wills pickup between May and July 2009, while now ideas / partnerships could also come about.

If unmarried, strong chances of a sudden marriage proposal present between 16 th June 2009 and 31 st July 2009 .

Health and career could suffer some unexpected reversals between 1 st August 2009 and 17 th October 2009 . You should handle this period with caution. Confrontation with seniors is avoidable till 20 th December 2009 .

Status and career will still remain in a powerful phase till 9 th September 2009 . You will be focused and dynamic in whatever you do till this period.

10 th September 2009 onwards some pressure on account of family life could begin. There could be monetary pressures too. You should be conservative in speech, family life and monetary commitments till end of the year.

Money matters will be quite positive as the year commences. There will be good luck and gains till end August 2009.

10 th September 2009 onwards you will find monetary pressures will rise.

A gradual increase in outflows will be felt and you need to be conservative overall in this regard till end of the year.

Income will be quite positive throughout. There will be an exceptional rise between May 2009 and July 2009. You will feel erratic phase during January, May and September 2009.

Investment would remain unreliable mostly this year.

There would be sudden new events in investments. New investment should be totally avoided since these options could be misleading and unreliable mostly. Some improvement could come between May and July 2009, when you can rationalize your exposure. There could be issues again after September 2009 commences.

Despite all events work will remain dynamic and positive till end October 2009. 3 rd November 2009 onwards you could find pessimism in work as well as love life. It is a time to view work and other avenues of life more conservatively.

Love life and investment could cause worry after 3 rd November 2009 . Worries connected with children could go up also after 3 rd November 2009 .

At the beginning of the year 7 th March to 19 th April 2009 could bring volatile trends in career. It would be useful to avoid major changes during this phase. You will find the year would be more challenging towards the end compared to the beginning. It would be useful to remain as conservative as possible this year.

Virgo Horoscope - (Aug 23 - Sep 22)

2009 Would be a mixed year for you. There will be a rise in position but there would be challenges overall to sustain yourself this year.

As the year opens up, you would experience a rise in status and position. There would be higher position in public life as well as increase in happiness in marital matters. These events will come suddenly and you should take up the opportunity as soon as it presents itself up to April 2009.

Changes and more stability would come after May 2009 commences. This will further change your work environment and bring vibrancy in career and finances. Sudden setbacks and fall in status could come about between August 2009 and 17 th October 2009 and thereafter you should be very conservative during the January 2009- July 2009 period.

Love life too could see some sudden moves and a serious relationship between January and April 2009.

If applicable, you could get happiness from birth of a child or conception during the January - April 2009 period.

Both love life and children related issues could see some minor setbacks after August 2009. You need to cautious in this regard till 17 th October 2009 .

Further as the year commences, a financial crunch could be felt till 17 th May 2009 . There could be rise in expenses or disproportionate expenses and income. Love life could see some setbacks during this period too.

Better prospects possible after 17 th May 2009 till 9 th September 2009 . Thereafter you will feel more stoic outlook and hardening of attitude. There would be more seriousness at work but challenges from detraction / competitions will be felt between 10 th September 2009 and end of the year.

Family life overall would be positive this year. There would be a prolonged phase of issues however between 25 th January and 31 st May 2009 , due to family matters connected with family and spouse. Period between 7 th March and 18 th April 2009 could be challenging.

Money matters would be difficult till 17 th May 2009 although alternate avenues could now build up from the beginning of the year. You will find improvement in finances after 17 th May 2009 . A more vibrant phase in money matters would be felt between May and July 2009.

Income will be average and could be below expectations till end October 2009. Erratic trends in income could set in during January, May and September 2009.

Investment should be handled very cautiously. You should avoid new investment at all times between January, April and after August till end of the year. Between May and July 2009, you could get gains from investment made in the past. It is very unreliable period for investment till 3 rd November 2009 ; at least mind could be passionate and depressive at times. You need to careful in this area till end October 2009 at least.

November 2009 onwards a move of location or changes in career possible. You should take a decision on relocation or changes after due deliberation and under advice from people you trust.

The year will be better but the challenges will remain mostly.

Libra Horoscope - (Sep 23 - Oct 22)

2009 Would be a positive year again, although there would be more hurdles and pressures in comparison to 2007 and 2008.

You will find the gains from all the efforts of the last few years will mature now.

There would however be a rise in your competition as well as some disruption in your area of work after 27 th January 2009 . This phase could be trying after 7 th March 2009 till 19 th April 2009 . Major changes or risks should be avoided.

As the year progresses you will find your gains and progress would be in an accelerated motion. You will find the quantum of gains will be highest between May and August 2009.

Throughout this period you will find lack of comfort and higher level of efforts for carrying out regular levels of work.

There will be discomfort in regular day to day work. Further you might be unfocused about your career as well as vision of how to proceed as you go along. This unsettled phase would continue till end October 2009.

Beyond November 2009, you will find that work environment will expand. There will be more opportunities due to your networking skills. Dynamism and hard work will be well rewarded after November 2009.

The gainful period will operate till end August 2009 and thereafter a slow down and steady increase in expenses and a gradual slow down in monetary position will be felt. You should control your overheads and avoid any sort of property or stock related investments as there could be losses after September 2009 commences.

Period beyond September 2009 till November 2011 is a phase when wealth should be conserved. New projects and investments should be conserved.

Family life would be positive, although there could be sudden changes in family life (beyond your control) which could take you either physically or mentally away from family. February, July and August 2009 are not good month for family happiness.

Gains would be abundant. May 2009 to July 2009 will be a period of exceptional gains due to new ideas and your intelligence. Income will be very high till 10 th September 2009 and experience a slow down thereafter.

Old investment in real estate and equities will give you gains till end August 2009. Thereafter losses as well a slide in position in these areas would be felt after September 2009 commence.

Speculation should be strictly avoided during March 2009 and April 2009 as well as during July 2009.

Health would be positive mostly except some unplanned events between January 2009 and April 2009 when you need to be cautious about upper abdomen.

Children related happiness present between May 2009 and July 2009.

If applicable, birth /conception of a child will be possible between May 2009 and July 2009.

Most of the year would be positive, although you will find the challenges will rise after September 2009.

Scorpio Horoscope - (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

2009 would open with challenges as well as hurdles. These would be present both in personal life and as well as professional life due to loss of position or status.

Caution in this regard is required till April 2009 end, as the events could move too fast for your liking and control.

You should remain very careful in career and ensure your superiors as well as sub-ordinates are well aligned with you and in harmony too.

The period between 27 th January 2009 and 31 st May 2009 is a period where love life would be highly activated and marriage matters too would be in a high activity phase. You should avoid sudden changes or commitments in love life between 7 th March 2009 and 19 th April 2009 .

New investments during this time should be avoided too.

Beyond May 2009 you will find better and more peaceful trends at home as well as career.

If interested, this period could see a property acquisition till July 2009. In any case you will get gains from real estate between May and July 2009.

August 2009 onwards a somewhat difficult period could return as you could loose position in family circles, career as well as general standing. You need to remain very conservative between January 2009 and April 2009. Since the events of this phase could backfire on you after August 2009 till mid October 2009. Overall improvement could come thereafter 20 th December 2009 .

Career and people in a position of authority would be useful but a source of pressure and stress for you. This phase will be high between 1 st January and 17 th May 2009 . You should strictly avoid changes as well as new projects in career during this phase. It is a period when you should stick to old process and line of work.

Beyond May 17 th , 2009 progress would be good and you will be more in control of events. Public interaction and ability to control others will rise.

Pressures in domestic/ marital matters will remain till end August 2009. 10 th September 2009 onwards there will be a rise in status although it would be more apparent to you after mid October 2009.

This phase will see a rise in success, income, friends as well as status.

Family life this year would be disturbed mostly, except between May and July 2009, when you will be happy mostly. Politics in family life will rise from November 2009. Be careful.

Money matters will remain a cause of concern and a slide could occur between January to April 2009 and then after August 2009 till end of the year. You will feel stingy therefore will be careful of what you spend.

There will be a rise or addition in source of income after November 2009 commences.

Investments could become a cause of concern phase of this year. Equity as well as any form of speculative investment should be avoided. You should be extra careful during January 2009 and ten again between 17 th August 2009 and 6 th October 2009 .

The year will be best in the last quarter while the first quarter could be tricky.

Sagittarius Horoscope - (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

2009 would see a sudden spurn in the level of activity. You will find a high of family and monetary changes between January 2009 and April 2009 this year.

The development would be positive although you could turn careless which could spoil the future prospects after May 2009 till July 2009. The mistakes of January ? April 2009 phase could come back after August 2009 and create issues in family life till mid October 2009.

You will find your speech as well as expectations would be higher, although a tendency to be more bias in speech as well as sub-conscious thoughts would be felt till April 2009 end.

A slide down in status, as well as chances of a false allegation would be present after May 2009. The period could cause concern between 16 th June 2009 and 31 st July 2009 .

A temporary regaining of position would then, also be felt after August 2009.

This year you could find an alternate source of income or an additional opportunity for gain between January 2009 and April 2009 and then August 2009 and December 2009.

Luck in money matters would be possible, while frequent travel opportunities could come up to August 2009. Unplanned travel could come up more between 1 st January 2009 and 17 th May 2009 .

You could find a religious bent of mind most of the year.

Beyond 10 th September 2009 , there will be rise in focus in matters of work. Pressures could rise in matters connected with superiors. You will acquire a higher level of authority at work as well as your status in life.

Some blocks in progress at work will however be felt. Pressures could rise in marital matters after 10 th September 2009 too.

Family matters could see some unexpected and secret activity. Some amount of family intrigue will be felt till April 2009. Focus would shift away from family matters after 3 rd November 2009 .

Thereafter you could find a hardening and fixedness in your temperament. It would be useful to remain flexible as well as accessible during this year.

Money matters will see abundance inflows up to April 2009 and thereafter between August 2009 and 20 th December 2009 . This period will see gains and inflows from unexpected and not fully legitimate sources. It would be useful to be careful.

Income would be good mostly. There will be a spike and sudden rise in income between 7 th March 2009 and 19 th April 2009 .

Investment should be handled with caution till end October 2009 at least. No loans should be granted.

Chances of bereavement in the family would be present. You will find, despite an unsettled period as well as high activity, the year will be mostly favorable in money matters and marital matters.

There might not be much of spiritual progress through this year

Capricorn Horoscope - (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

2009 Would experience its share of challenges, although this year will see good progress and a positive outlook mostly.

You will find a higher focus on events around you, although there would be a definite compromise in values as well as spiritual progress this year.

Mind would be material and unorthodox. There could be actions which are not fully approved by the society. This could lead to loss of status/ position after August 2009.

Monetary position and speech/ level of activity in financial pursuits would rise after May 2009. There will be good speech and expression between May and July 2009.

Work would be positive mostly. Period between 25 th January and 31 st May 2009 will see new avenues developing. 7 th march 2009 to 19 th April 2009 could be turbulent and any major moves or decisions in career should be avoided.

Hurdles and waste in financial matters will remain till 9 th September 2009 .

Period between 1 st January 2009 and 17 th May 2009 would remain a challenge and mostly difficult during this time. You need to be conservative in financial matters. New investments and financial projects should be avoided till 17 th May 2009 .

A better and improved period will operate after 17 th May 2009 till 10 th September 2009 .

Further beyond 5 th October 2009 , luck will rise in financial, professional as well as personal life.

You will find opportunity for travel too after 5 th October 2009 till end of the month. A lucky phase will operate between October and December 2009.

November 2009 onwards however the level of wasteful expenses as well as overhead would tend to rise. It is a time when you could move and think unorthodoxly. It would be useful to stay within the parameters of low.

Debt should be avoided as much as possible, after November 2009.

Family life overall would be average only. There will be a brief positive and happy phase between May and July 2009.

Luck in family life as well as general welfare of family members could come after 10 th September 2009.

Money matters would be trying overall. The level of commitment would be higher than your resources till 17 th May 2009. It is a period to remain conservative overall.

Between May and July 2009, there will be a more positive and easy phase in money matter. Luck and abundance in money matters would raise after October 2009 commences.

Income will be good mostly. A dip will be felt during January 2009 and after October 2009.

Investments would be gainful mostly till October 2009. An over active phase will operate between 7 th March 2009 and 19 th April 2009. You should avoid making hasty decisions during this time.

Speculation of any sort should be avoided between 8 th March 2009 and 10 th April 2009 and after November 2009.

The year will be quite positive after May 2009 and overall your level of luck and success will change after October 2009.

Aquarius Horoscope - (Jan 20 - Feb 18)

2009 would pose challenges overall as a gradual slide in resources could be felt as the year progresses. You will find monetary challenges would be high as the year commences.

A sudden increase in financial pressures is possible due to a sudden loss or a financial liability beyond your control. This is a time when overheads would be high and expenses will continue to outstrip income, especially up to April 2009.

Investments and financial exposure should be totally controlled.

Improvements would come after May 2009 till July 2009 as financial condition as well as your outlook would turn positive and be a reason for cheer. New events beyond 16 th June 2009 should be handled carefully since a slide down in work as well as financial matters could come during the August 2009 - 17 th October 2009 phase.

Mistakes and issues of the January 2009 and April 2009 period could come back after August 2009 therefore you should be cautious and conservative in the period between January to April 2009.

Unorthodox thinking and actions could make you loose your position between January and April 2009 and therefore you should be cautious mostly.

Period beyond 3 rd November 2009 will bring a rise in level of gains as well as an increase in income till end of the year. It is a good period for friendships, social life but not for sensors relationships.

As January 2009 commences, issues in marital matters would be high (if married). Generally too you will find a certain level of rise in opposition to your ideas as well as thoughts. This phase would be felt more till 17 th May 2009 . You will however, easily be able to overcome these issues of your focus and put your mind on it.

Distance with spouse and business partners would be fell overall.

Period beyond 10 th September 2009 could see a dip in confidence as well as general level of luck. There will be a slowdown due to which you need to remain conservative and low profile.

Family life will experience distance and a slide in relations most of the year except between May and July 2009 when a remarkable improvement would come overall. Still it is a period of caution overall this year.

Money matters too would be challenging due to dip in gains and a rise in level of expenses most of the year except between May and July 2009 as well as post 20 th December 2009 .

Income will dip as the year commences. It will rise between May and July 2009 and Post November 2009.

Investment of any sort should be avoided. You should stay away from speculation during February 2009 as well as between 16 th June 2009 and 17 th October 2009 .

Further money matters / investment could cause worry during January, May and September 2009.

This year could be challenging and we would suggest remedies for Jupiter, Rahu and Saturn.

Aquarius 2009 Love / Marriage Horoscope:

2009 will be lower on activity in love life and relationships while marriage will continue to be a challenge during this time.

You will find a rise in activity levels between May 2009 and July 2009. Rest of the year will be low key mostly.

If unattached, you will find pressures and distances in career which could keep the socializing opportunities to a minimum this year.

There will be positive phases in social / love opportunities during January, between 7 th March 2009 and 19 th April 2009 , June, August & November.

A move towards a serious phase could come briefly between 1 st May 2009 & 15 th June 2009 .

Mostly you will find better prospects till July.

Hurdles in love life could build up after November 2009 begins.

If in a relationship, there will be a slow and detached phase, as the year begins.

You will find improvement after May commences although attitude and temperament of partner would remain a challenge between January & 17 th May 2009 mostly.

A somewhat better period will operate between May 2009 and July 2009.

You will find another phase of distances & issues past August 2009.

Relationships could be turbulent most during January, May and September 2009.

If married, you will find somewhat difficult & stoic relation with spouse till 17 th May 2009 . Your own temperament could be unstable which could spoil your perception towards the marriage. An easier phase could come up beyond 17 th May 2009 . Marriage will be eventful and positive between May 2009 and July 2009.

Married life will turn easier once you cross 10 th September 2009 . This will also be due to your willingness to take a backseat in the marriage.

Spouse would be easier to deal with once that happens.

Unmarried people will get an opportunity for marriage till end August.

Pisces Horoscope - (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

2009 is a very promising year, since efforts and work done in the last two years will all bear fruits this year.

You will be in a changed mental position between January and April 2009. There would be a sudden rise in gains, social activity, association with friends and celebration.

In between all these activities you will find your thinking would turn unorthodox and could create problems in focusing on matters at hand. Most of these changes would be felt only by you and it would not be apparent to people around you.

It would therefore be better to avoid making your thoughts open and further not take a stand on issues as such. You should continue working on increasing your gains and avoid diluting your thoughts as such.

Beyond May 2009 a dip in your mental and physical health could be felt. There could be times that you feel isolated and low on confidence during this time. Worry and anxiousness on this account could be felt more after 16th June 2009 . You will find a closure and stop of this trend after August 2009 commences. You will see better prospective gains and progress beyond August 2009 till 20th December 2009 .

Chances of a new relationship possible this year, while a celebration in the family would come about too.

It is a year when hard work would be rewarded in direct proportion to the efforts put in, there will be gains till end August 2009 in good proportion.

Sudden unexpected events in career could modify the overall trend between January 2009 and 17th May 2009 . We will advice you against making a move or a change in career during this time period.

Further beyond 10th September 2009 , a new phase in relationship and joint areas of life would come.

If in a partnership or in a marriage, you will find increase in separative thinking. Distances both mental and physical could build up.

If married, temperament of spouse could create issues. September 2009 onwards a period of caution.

Family life will be positive between January 2009 and April 2009 and thereafter beyond August 2009.

You will find a positive period mostly, except during March 2009 and April 2009 when some distances could build up. Extended family could see misunderstanding and distances after November 2009 commences.

Career will see some unexpected and unplanned changes after November 2009 too.

Money matters would be positive mostly. There will be gains, both from regular as well as new sources. A slowdown could come between 8th March 2009 and 14th April 2009 and also between May and July 2009.

Income will be good mostly till 20th December 2009.

Investment should be handled with utmost caution. There would be chance of incorrect decisions and losses on that account.

Speculation should be avoided strictly during March 2009 and beyond 6th October 2009.

The year will open very positively. Hurdles could however increase in the last quarter.

We will suggest remedies for the period beyond September 2009

Some Funny Side of Horoscope

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 13)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistake over and over again. People think you are stupid.
PISCES (Feb. 14 - March 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for your flaunting of your power.You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice.You are not very nice. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are a Communist.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. However, you are inclined to expecttoo much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to otherpeople's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.
LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others thinkyou are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are known thieves.
VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.
LIBRA ( Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult timewith reality. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women are good Prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal diseases.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have areckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority ofSagittarius's are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been aCapricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing stilltoo long as they tend to take root and become trees.