Can you believe it?

Recent research by the University of Calcutta has just come out with remarkable new findings which are truly revelatory for the world of the Internet and sexuality-research combined.

Dr. Phazer of the Department of Secret Studies at the U.of C in India says that he has compelling proof, garnered from his own private, secret research with a number of Desi girls, all of whom were considered 'hot' on the Hot Scale at the Institute for Hot Desi Girl Studies in Greenwich, that reading Hubpages Hot Hubs can increase your sexual attractiveness in a number of ways.

Professor Phazer, who is a 30 year-old member of the University, says he has conducted numerous experiments with a variety of Desi girls, from busty to cute, from bootylicious to bodacious, and all of them had the same results.

"My experiments ran as follows" says Dr. Phazer, "I just put the girls down in front of a computer monitor, and instructed them to read Hubpages Hot Hubs for a period of one hour everyday for three weeks.

At the end of three weeks I sent the findings to Greenwich where they put the stats into their Hot Desi Girl Odometer where my suspcions were confirmed. The girls benefited in a huge number of ways, all related to their sexuality.

IN addition, I have been doing some 'checking' of my own, says Dr. Phazer, like squeezing the girls at random times to see if they are more squeezable. In all cases they were more squeezable after reading Hubpages Hot Hubs than they were before.

I also tried the kissability test. Again, all girls were much more kiissable after reading Hubpages Hot Hubs.

I additionally tried the hot-moves test, where I asked the girls to perform hot moves for me, to see if I got turned on or not (scientifically that is). Before reading the Hubs the girls had very lame hot moves. They were really boring, but after reading Hubpages the girls were totally awesome...the moves not only were hotter but they got me so excited I had to run out and jump in the sprinkler afterward just to cool off."

It is truly great news for all lovers of Hubpages Hot Hubs that this research has proved such positive and beneficial results.

Next the Professor says he is planning to test the effects that reading "just the Hubpages Forums" has on readers. Who knows what he will find!