Hunk Style Variables
68Business (self) comes first
The Suit Guy
OK - Obvously when it comes to MEN, all ladies have their *type* or at least what they *think their *type* is (or are if youhave a few.) And if you do - have a few - well lucky you because that makes the picking range bigger and bigger!
So, if you are single and tired of being that way - it is time to sit down with a pen and paper and figure out what your type(s) are. This is a MUST DO. Otherwise you are going to end up doing everything ALL WRONG, sitting in a bar somewhere getting sloshed with a friend (or worse yet - ALONE!) and egads the things that could happen!
So - let us take a look at some of the various types we have - (We well do this resturant style for the sake of similarity in catagorization):
1 - The business dude - wears suits and ties - generally carries a briefcase (or worse! one of those *man-purses*!) (shudder)...they are usually late for dates, storming in just under the wire (you're on your 2nd glass of housewine) trying to look oh so all important, just flew in from a meeting in Boston, all the appropriate apologies and just maybe even some flowers. SIts down after laying his nice long jacket neetly over the back of the booth or chair. Snaps his fingers for a waitress and shows slight irritation when she doesn't magicly appear....need I go on?
The drift or type here? This is the *It's all about ME* type of guy.
Your Computer Geek Nerd maybe love of your life?
The Computer/GeekGuy
2 - Well this one is more of a challenge really. But after all this little hub is just for the real bare-bones BASICS right girl-friends!? ;} This type of dude can be a really great date (just so long as he hasn't been sitting in his mothers basement hacking for the past 36 hours).
If he has a real job that pays money, 10 points!
If you get one that's *fresh* (had some sleep, mind on other stuff - like maybe - YOU!? Well, then you're good to go. You will probably eat at a nice little internet cafe or uposcale sandwich place - they do have character.
This guy is NOT going to be too concerned with how he looks - so he will probably be paying total attention to YOU!. If you also like computers, you have lots to talk about already and you just might hit it off - so long as hes got his own place and Does NOT live in his mothers basement!
As long as he isn't too shy (and most of them are not anymore) - now that being a geek is *kewl*; you may have the beginnings of a fab trist.
From Delight to Freakish
Mr. Muscle
No "man sheet" would be complete if I left out Mr. Muscle. You will definitely be dining at a restaraunt that has a lot of mirrors. These guys have just GOT to look at themselves pretty much 24/7 (You can BET there is a mirror above his bed!) He will be sure to sit where he can clearly see himself, because even worse than The Suit Guy - it is so totally fanatically all aout HIM it is down right scary.
If you were looking for a night of intelligent conversation, you can probably prety much forget about that. (Remember ladies, GENERALIZATIONS HERE) - after all, my own sone is a body-builder AND he is smart as a whip too. So you just can't tell until you've been with them for awhile; sometimes 10 minutes, sometimes much longer if their minds are wandering about "Did I forget to take my Creot**in today?
How YOU look is also very importnat to him but NEVER will it be as important as how HE looks. If you look great on his giant arm - 2nd date assured. AND, BONUS HERE - if you just are out for sex and like this type of physical apperance - you've got it made sister!
So, for me, photo ONE is WOW!!!
Photo 2 is GREAT and cute (notice his FEET are on the ground (not hurting lil' pony!)
Photo 3 - well, I know he's pumped for competition but still - it just grosses me out.
end muscle dudes
Average *Joe* Guy
Average Joe Guy is probably the most common type; often best bet for marriage/long term relationship. Joe probably works as an electrician, plumber, heatinga & A/C, auto-mechanic, etc...the *Trades* - you know, those guys that most of the rest of us can't live without like when the fridge breaks down...:}
(So get your fridge to break down - they really ARE NOT those guys with the crack/pants thing going on !)
Most of these Joe's are also *jack of all trades* - they can do SO much more than what they do at work. Talk about HANDY! - Fix pretty much ANYthing that breaks down (except your computer - do NOT - under any circumstances let him take that apart!)
I have an Average Joe in my life. Not only is he very fit (strong) but smart and very funny/whitty. Now of course they are not ALL going to be smart and whitty - I am certain some are about as smart as a rock...but all things considered - Average Joe gets my vote - that and see my hub on Canadian Men. This picture IS of a Canadian man so you get my drift!
There are so many Average Joe's; construction workers, welders, oil-riggers...etc...these are (to me) the HE-MEN and I LIKE the HE-MAN!
I could add more catagories...if you want me to, just ASK for one, ok!?
THIS is SO Sweet!! The Cleaning Hunk!
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I gotta know -- did he *look* anything like what you *thought* he would, or did you see a photo early on?
I have never done the internet date thing but I think if I did I wouldn't want to see a pic for quite awhile - until quite a lot of discourse was exchanged; because I need to know the *brain* first.
I you see this post, let me know ok?
Tee Hee, I forgot I wrote this and now that I read it again I still think it's cute and funny!
LOL
I forgot to add this hub here too:
http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-tell-a-REAL-CAnadia
Oh sure - it's all in good fun but give me a jackofall trades over a tie-guy ANY day of the week!











Marisa Wright says:
2 years ago
This made me laugh - but I have to say, I don't agree that gals should work out what "type" they're looking for. Why? Because I think most of us have completely the wrong idea about what kind of guy we really need.
I thought I'd worked it out - heck, I was over 50! But it wasn't until I started internet dating that I discovered I was totally wrong. I connected with a man I wouldn't have considered as my "type" in the real world. Because on the internet, all that surface stuff wasn't distracting me, I was finally able to choose a potential mate based on what mattered - and it worked.