I Dreamt I Was Peeing, and Then I Pee'd In My Bed
72Does This Classify Me As a Bed Wetter?
I was walking up the flight of stair, felt my night gown against my body; I was so warm, and surprisingly too seeing that it was winter time. My bare feet were not even cold, and usually it's so cold in the house. I made my way to the bathroom where I proceeded to do what all humans do. I peed.
Ahhh, sweet relief.... ahhh. MY. GOD....
What the hell have I just done! I'm peeing! I'm peeing in my bed and I cannot stop! Holy Crap, this is crazy!
Apparently everything in the first paragraph was nothing but a really vivid dream. So much so that I actually let loose in real life.
So now hear I am jumping up out of bed, feeling the warm urine turning ice cold on my pajamas, and a big ol steamy stain right on my brand new mattress.
I know, I'm disgusting, I'm vile...some would even say a sinner. I pissed the bed.
I have never been a bed wetter. In fact who the hell wets the bed at 26 years old?
I never in my life have woken from my sleep to find myself pissing all over the place. There had to be an explanation to why I just did what I did.
I took my case to dream books. I wanted to find out what dreaming about peeing meant. The answers were provided, yet no book had the answer to why I dreamt I was peeing, and then actually pissed.
It turns out dreaming that you are peeing is a sign that relief from a difficult situation may happen soon.
Yeah okay... but what happens when you literatley piss the bed due to your vivid dream? What's that mean?
Well the only logical answer I could come up with is that my body knew I had to go, thus the dream.
I did have to go, but unfortunately I didn't wake up in time in order to actually go. The dream of seeing the toilet, and relieving myself brought on the urination process.
Anyone else ever dream of going to the bathroom, and then actually wet the bed?
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Yes! I hate that! I also had sexual encounters in dreams that caused real wet dreams. Long time ago. You're not alone. I think it is a remnant of when we slept in trees.
LOL nice one
lol CC... I bet when we lived in trees, we just pee'd... right from our branches. lol.
yer right ha, ha, hee hee haw! we're still monkeys ain't we?
Yes, Mellas, this has happened to me too. Gosh it's embarrassing, and I give you MAJOR props for doing a hub about it! :D
Equally embarrassing is what happens to some women after they have kids. Sometimes all you have to do is bend over or sneeze and you wet your pants. lol! I remember playing twister with my kids once, and I bent over to do the 'right hand red' thing and suddenly...wee wee in my pants. Sheesh, I didn't even feel like I had to go. *blush* My kids were like, "Gawd mom, get some Depends already!" Oh well.
This is a common thing that happens, especially to patients in the hospital, who can at least blame it on the drugs.
lol. Pam thats hilarious. My cousin just had a baby, and at the gym the other day to try and burn off some baby weight... she was on the treadmill and pissed all over the thing as soon as she started running.
OMG. I felt so bad for her...
That's it people.. in my next life, I want to be born with boy bits.
Speaking of boy bits.. wouldn't a funny alternative to this hub's title be "Nocturnal Emissions"??
:D
Oh no Mellas! Your poor cousin! That is so hysterical, but it must have been incredibly embarrassing!
LOL @ Lisa...nocturnal emissions! I guess that would be like farting under the covers? ;)
I have dreams ALL THE TIME that I am pissing, and pissing and pissing some more, then I wake up. I never have actually peed on myself or the bed, but I have to go like a racehorse on steroids.
On another note, only once in a great while I have a dream where I am banging hot chicks and make cumsies in my underpants. It's always a huge load too. Those are the best!
lol... you guys are hilarious... nocturnal emissions!!!!! Thats a damn good title...... Adam...cumsies. lol.... !!!!!
SurvivePrison and Pam, I'm typing from the floor because I'm still laughing!
I remember as a kid, probably 5-6 years old, my mom rearranged the furniture in my room one day. I apparantly slept-walked that night the usual route to the bathroom, and woke to find myself pottying in my doll's bed.
Not the same, but kinda. I have to go check out SurvivePrison's stuff now.
Just for the record, it's not a good idea to stand in the hardware aisle at Wal-Mart during the Christmas rush 8 months pregnant when the baby decides to suddenly karate chip your bladder. I've never seen men run so fast in all my life. I choose to believe they thought it was my water breaking as I went into labor, not what had REALLY happened.
Okay, I'm done now.
lol... Proud Mom... that must have been so embarassing!!!! But yeah, I would have thought that your bladder broke. I dunno why they ran though! Gez, they should have seen if you needed help!!! Some people! lol.
Adam B. that is so fricking weird I just had one of those pissing dreams and I whent to get some stain removers... turns out that is only for carpets so now there is a gaint white spot in the middle of a black sheet... that and I do "Cumsie" a lot to for the same reason lol
But whats even weirder is I'm like half awake and half asleep... I know sort of whats going on, but yet im just laying there waiting to finnish pissing. and I still just lay there soaked in piss lol
surviveprison says:
10 months ago
I too have had this dream - and to the passengers in my car, I am truly sorry.