I Like Making Fun Of Celebrities; Bret Michaels Is Bald!!!
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I have been itching to find out if Bret Michael's long luscious golden locks were real or fake since I first caught him on VH1's Rock of Love.
I could clearly see that his hair was gorgeous. A little toogorgeous even. I figured though that he probably used some super secret expensive diamond made shampoo and conditioner to get hair like that. I figured he bathed in bottled water, and used some sort of special glosser. Probably had a closet full of expensive celebrity only products.
But why would Bret Michaels need such things... I mean he's bald.
It's been speculated for ages, and you could find tons of questions being asked on Yahoo Answers: Is Bret Michaels hair real?
However tonight on Rock of Love Bus, it was confirmed from his mouth that his hair is in fact extensions. Some of the finest hair from Europe!!!
Bret Michaels is bald.
Few of you probably had already known, but didn't give it much mind; however all of us Rock of Love fans, who didn't know the answer all got to find out tonight.
After finding out, naturally I had to see pictures of him bald. A quick google search and wallah... some photos of bald Bret.
I must say, he actually looks better bald. He may as well cut the fake extensions and roll with his shiny sexy scalp, because it looks a hell of a lot better than this fake Goldie locks he's got on now.
I thought I'd come on here and rip him apart for hiding his baldness, but after seeing the pictures, I'm baffled as to why he would even bother with fake ass hair.
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ROFLMAO! I missed that darned episode. But I'm sure I'll catch one of the 500 reruns they show between now and the next episode. ;)
I have to say this, Bret Michaels is the biggest man-whore I've ever seen. He's bound to have some kind of disease from banging all those women. God only knows how many mouths he's sucked on. Yuck! Yes he's cute, but what a slut he is! LOL!
And what was with that 'romantic' hayride date? GAWD. I say the show is low on funds so they had to pay a pumpkin farmer 50 bucks to let them ride on his hay wagon. :D
Tell me about it, the hayride date was like him saying 'yes, these girls are my barnyard bitches, and I'm going to prove it'... ugh, they probably made a porn afterward. The girls this season are dirty man... I do however think that Juliet Lewis look alike is a sexy trainwreck... lol..... Bret on the other hand... for sure... he's probably got all sorts of STDS.
ROFL! Barnyard bitches! That would make a good reality show. Wait, maybe it's already been done. I think there was one called "Farmer Wants a Wife." :D
Oh NO.. say it isn't so! Someone is picking on the farmer from Farmer Wants a Wife AND Bret Michaels????? I'll give you the Bret Michaels um, slut comparison, but that Farmer dude.. I don't know.. he kind of pulled on my heart strings.
I would love to debate this further with you girls, but I've got to go search google for shiny bald pics of an aging over sexed rocker stuck in the 80's. Thanks for the "heads up" on that one.
And um, I think we all know that Bret will never find his "Rock of Love" so long as he's busy banging every groupie, pole dancer, stripper, and clinger-on that his show attracts. MTV is like his pimp providing an endless array of cheap um,...thrills.
Wait'll you find the pics.... it does not even look like him. I like his barbie doll fae hair,,, but I actually think he looks pretty good bald. Like joey lawrence, when he bic shaved his head.
Now we're talkin', joey lawrence is a cutie for sure...hair or no hair.
Lisa, I admit I never actually saw but one episode of the farmer show, so I shouldn't have thrown him in there. ;) LOL over MTV pimping girls for Bret. :D I wonder if he wears that bandana in the sack. And I think he's going a little too heavy on the man-liner. ;)
I'm sorry, but Bret is just too icky for my tastes. He's definitely carrying cooties from some seriously skanky girls. Plus, I want nothing to do with a guy who spends more time on his makeup than I do on mine.
Loved the hub, though! :)
Oh yes, his skin looks like rubber... he surely has gone through many facelifts. I have wondered about the liner myself. I am beginning to think it is tattooed onto his lids? Anyone know? This would make for a good part 2 article. lol.
Nope, don't think it's tattooed. I seem to recall seeing him without it, though his age does show a bit more sans eyeliner. A bit heavy handed, but as Pam pointed out, this IS manliner, perhaps the firmer, stronger grip makes for such a dark application. At least his makeup matches that of the skanky girls on the show.
I did find those bald pics on google, but I gotta say.. some didn't even look like they were really Bret, and others looked like some serious photoshoping. He does have a receding hair line, but I don't think he's completely bald. Yet.
Anyway, I'm over it. Time to find a new man toy to fantasize about. Any suggestions?
He confessed the same thing on Red Eye, when he was a guest on that show. They didn't show him bald, though.
Who cares if Bret Michaels if Bald.lol HAIR NO HAIR BRET ROCKS!!!
he awesome and sexy anyway and time you see him :D
goldentoad says:
11 months ago
It would be bad karma for me to make fun of any bald guy. But this was something I didn't know, and now I must inform you Rock of Love is bad for your health.