I Must Be A Big Disappointment To The Gay XXX Website Lookers And Clickers– Don’t Get Me Started!

Like any website (I’m guessing) I have a statistics page that I can go to and see how many people visit my site, if they came from another site to get to my site, which pages are the most popular and even information on the people who are stealing images and music from my site to use on theirs (even though in most cases I probably stole it from someone else in the first place, let’s face it even though I’m gay I don’t have a bunch of Paul Lynde and Liza Minnelli pictures just laying around my house). Look, I want as many people to visit my site and to visit as often as possible because let’s face it, it feeds my ego but sometimes I’m really amazed at the people who include me on their blog roll on their site. And so it came to pass that I was looking at my statistics (hoping desperately that perhaps someone famous had put a link to my site on theirs) when I saw the name of a site that caused me to clutch my imaginary pearls (no gasp gays, just a hand to the throat) <can't give the site here due to hub restrictions>! (Okay, come back to my blog now….please) And I thought I must be a big disappointment to the gay XXX website lookers and clickers – Don’t Get Me Started!

Well there I was at my computer looking at this link that was basically screaming at me. I mean let’s face it, how many times do you get a link to a site that absolutely describes itself in two words (put together)? I certainly couldn’t do it when I came up with the idea to name my site Some Like It Scott so I did have to give them credit there. And so as I looked right, looked left, I proceeded with caution (just like the driving simulators had taught me in the tenth grade) I clicked. Well of course whether I “craved” it or not, I was almost immediately greeted by dicks of many sizes, shapes, nations and in many positions. It was like the UN of dicks or something! And as with most of these links, it sends you to the main page of the site so you really have to go rooting around to discover where the link is to your site or the picture that they’re using from your site, etc. I won’t fake surprise at the photos, let’s face it, I am gay after all and I happen to own my own dick (for over forty years now) but all I could think about was where the link to my site was and if anyone other than one person (who created the statistic on my page) ever clicked over to me. It didn’t take long to (you’ll pardon the expression) root through the dicks to find that I was included on their blog listing under “personal” blogs.

Well I must say that the first thing I felt was honored. I mean, if someone puts you on their site it means that at some point they must have visited and liked what they saw so it’s very flattering (to me anyway). But as I perused the other blogs in the listing and saw that most every other blog was also for those who craved to see dicks (albeit “Jimmy’s” or “Juan’s” or whomever’s) I suddenly felt dick envy…I guess that’s what you would call it. Well, maybe not envy as much as I worried that I would be a disappointment to “clickers.” Like a lover who comes to soon, I was afraid they would click over to me, see no dick and then roll their eyes in disgust immediately clicking on their “back” button to see if they could get back to something more entertaining with a little more…um, action, shall we say?

Then I felt like I owed the dickcraver crowd some sort of something. Should I solicit an ad from a gay website that showed men in undress in their ad? Should I put an underwear site on my site? (all ready have that actually but you have to click to see anything so it does me no good) I wondered if I needed to have a “Dear Dick Craver clicker” section that would feature some of my more shall we say, racier blogs?

Finally as my head was spinning to a crazy climax of thoughts and possibilities, I felt like I just needed to roll over and go to sleep. Let’s face it unless they’re looking for some clever repartee or some links to Broadway numbers performed at the Tony’s, I’m going to be a disappointment to the dickcraver.com crowd.

Who knows, maybe I’m underestimating the dickcravers of the world but I “hear tell” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) that when boys visit these sites they want to do something else besides laugh while putting their hands into “jazz hands” position beside their head. (No, not THAT head and they have another position entirely for their hands but you understand, don’t you)

And as I sit here writing this (smiling I don’t mind telling you) I begin to think about all the things that people might “crave” from me. They might crave my sparkling personality at a party (always felt like I could be a professional party attendee), they might crave stealing something funny I’ve written or said (someone wrote to me and asked if they could use my line about the Octuplet Mom when I said, “her face had been tampered with more than Tylenol in the 80’s” – yes, you can use it too) or perhaps they’d crave one of my fabulous choreographed numbers I used to produce for shows. But the thing I’m absolutely sure about is that no one but no one is craving my dick, that deluded I’m not. Although it’s kind of nice to be on a naughty site, so thanks dickcraver.com and I just hope I can live up to your linkage in me. I must be a big disappointment to the gay XXX website lookers and clickers – Don’t Get Me Started!

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