dudes my wife is trippin big time on me cuz I won't go to church. I think church is the most boring place to be. ever. I would rather be in jail than be at church. In jail they give you a whole thing of juice not just a drop. At church they only give you a cracker and tell you that is God. God sure does need some flavr. that cracker is like cardboard and Im still hungry when I finish it. and the drop of juic is suppsed to be jesus. but I would think they would give you more jesus if you really need it but they dont they only give you a drop and expect you to be happy.

When football was around I can say I had to watch a game and she wouldnt care becuz football is the most time of year. And she know I love the raiders. Hell Yeah! But now there is no football only draft stuff and the draft is boring. I dont care about all the other people I just want to know who the Raiders are going to get but you have to be a reall loser to worry about who other teams are going to get. they said reggie bush was going to be all that but he aint done nuttin. he aint even the starter. but he does get hot babes like that kim kardasshian babe with a big booty. she is a ho like J-Lo but they both look good. Hell yeah!

there is no babes that look like J-Lo at church. If there was I mite go to look. I would have to wear my reflecter sunglasses all the time so my wife doesnt bust me lookin'. She gets mad when she catches me lookin at hot babes even when the hot babes dont look back at me. Plus babes dont like when you stare they tell me that all the time so its better to wear yuor glasses.

so my wife went to churhc with the kids. well most the kids. she left my son with me becuz she hates changin his diper in church. dudes I hate changin his diper here to. The boy stinks bad but I guess he gets that from me. but its cool he is a sleep so hopefuly he dont wake up til she gets home and then she can change him. She gets mad becuz she says she always changes him but dudes she dont work or nuttin so what does she want to do? probably nuttin she just wants to chat on line with her mommy friends all day talkin about babies and women stuff. its so boring almost as boring as churhc.