I don't think i need therapy,

if i have a problem i keep it under my hat

if it is too much then i tell it to my cat

he won't judge me

and the consultation is free

well not totally free, a few balls of yarn

some can food from iams

why would i tell a stranger

all my fear and danger

then after an hour

i would have to pay her

i don't need therapy

i keep it under my hat

whatever can't fit, i tell it to my cat