Looking at the Virginia elections It seems that the Republicans are coming back In vogue and I for one celebrate the fact that people are waking up and making a strong statement against the tax and spend philosophy of the Democratic mindset . To which I say BRAVO !!! And If you think that I am erroneous In this statement I would like you to consider the fact that 1.5 million people have moved out of the state of New York In the past 6 months alone , the primary reason being sky high and out of control taxes that are crushing them. As a west coaster I can totally relate as I picked up the local paper this morning to discover that the state of California Is taking an additional 10% out of my state taxes well Into 2010 to cover the overly bloated expenses that our Democrat dominated Government has Incurred . Sure glad I had a say so In this , but I guess someone has to cover Harvey Milk day .

And now In the deep blue state of New Jersey they have elected a Republican Governor as well ! I think this speaks volumes about how everybody Is feeling about hope and change. We have the health care mess , Afghanistan , and an economy that has been flushed down the toilet that has the natives restless . Now In spite of the fact that Republicans are probably going to be taking over state by state soon , I cannot help but observe this with my usual skeptical eye . As I am sure most of you are aware I am not exactly your glass Is half full type guy . And I am not exactly convinced that the latest rotation of the guard will In any way make our current conditions better . That Is why I am an Independent and think everyone should register that way . It will keep these Idiots on their toes and having to stand on their convictions and not their parties . But anyway lets get to my latest brainstorm !

I was mulling over the fact that we now have 40 plus Czars In our current administration to oversee everything from diversity to Green Jobs . OOPS excuse me I forgot he quit ! Anyway It then occured to me that we do not have a Integrity Czar ! Ya know someone to keep an eye on those carpetbaggers that we continually send to Capitol Hill to do our bidding ? And all that seems to happen Is a tea party or a nasty Town Hall meeting . Well folks as usual I have decided to come to the rescue and take matters Into my own hands , and I am appealing to you to contact your local Congressperson to elect me Integrity Czar !

As Integrity Czar I will be keeping an eye on these criminals In ties to make sure that they are doing the will of the people and not of their campaign contributors and favorite lobbyists ! As Integrity Czar If I so much as even smell a hint of scandal by either party I will use my powers along with my White House Issued Stun Gun and Cattle Prod to motivate them to start getting honest and publicly shame them on every available media outlet at my disposal ! Plus In case you are not aware I am just as loud and annoying In person as I seem here on Hubpages ! I will sit them down on the local news show and display all their sins to the nation at large and shame them so much their Gramma won,t like them ! And I promise to execute this responsibility with unbridled enthusiasm ! Think It over .

Now you do not have to be a Harvard Graduate to figure out that I am gonna be spinning alot of plates when I get to the Hill to clean up the garbage . So I am usually one to try and do everything by myself but I have no doubt I could lose those last precious strands of hair sittin on my crown trying to keep up with all of those rats ! It,s kinda like trying to chase the 2 year old after they found the cookies ! It,s gonna be tiring so I am appealing to your good nature to Indulge me In getting a small staff to assist me In my responsibilities . Therefore If I am to take on this monumental tasks I would like to hire Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian as my staff . They are no more qualified then me to be on Capitol Hill . They will keep the rats hovering around my office ! It,s kinda like the Godfather philosophy keep your friends close and your enemies closer ,know what I mean ? They would be outstanding bait for my trap for the crooks ! And the most Important factor , despite my joy at busting these crooks I would be motivated to do my job 24/7 !!! But of course I would be making these sacrifices of my personal life In your best Interests

So mull It over . Tell your elected officials that you would like to see Tony on the Hill as your Integrity Czar . And just to get It kickstarted , If you are currently pissed at one of your officials send em any one of a number of my hubs . That Is sure to make em queasy !!! And besides look at the mug of the Individual who would be workin for ya ! How could you not trust that face ? Thanks for your support .