Please play with my pussy?
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Having read two excellent hubs in the last few days one about grabbing B.T.'s Wife's Ass and the other about rockinjoe's wife's naked chest, I have decided that it is about time I wrote about my need for someone to play with my furry pussy.
I feel my pussy has been seriously neglected lately, and even when my pussy was really wet the other day no-one paid it any attention. All my pussy needs is a good stroking to feel truly contented and even if on occasion my pussy smells a bit fishy (especially after meals), it may be because my pussy has not had a good wash yet.
My Husband likes my pussy on his lap.
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Last year my pussy got lots of attention, especially when wet, and even the local fire brigade have been called out to my pussy before now, and they all enjoyed playing with my pussy after they pinned it down, (my excited pussy was soaking wet when they grabbed it). The Fire Chief himself said I had a lovely pussy, and he had seldom seen one so big. He was so impressed he took photos of my pussy to pin on the noticeboard back at the fire station so everyone could get a good look. Of course by the time they all left our house my pussy was exhausted, but after the night's activities my saturated pussy soon dried off.
I have been told my pussy is very tight, but this could be because my naughty pussy refuses to allow her muff to just anyone, and will sit very firmly on it so it stays warm and cosy, that is until the local 'Tom' demands use of it for his own pleasure. Once he comes, my pussy goes all gooey inside and lets him lick pussy all over, (which really gets her purring). My pussy even allows him to play with the special toys, and they can often be seen playing with these together. When Tom is playing with my pussy anyone can join in and pussy won't mind.
Last month my poor pussy even got fleas due to being somewhat neglected, but after the local vet sprayed all over my pussy, the fleas went away, and my pussy became far more active again, especially now my pussy wasn't leaving the local males scratching themselves. At least this was better than when my pussy last visited the vet, as that time my pussy ended up all shaved!
If you do want to play with my pussy you will need a good set of balls, as pussy likes to sit on them. The only toy that will distract pussy from balls is the rabbit, although this has been played with rather a lot and is now looking a little tired.
My neighbour says he loves it when my pussy comes, especially if my pussy teases and plays with his Dick. Although his Dick is quite old now, Dick still makes an effort to play with my pussy and usually our other neighbours watch with great enjoyment. It was even suggested by one neighbour that my pussy, and Dick would look fabulous on video together if only we could film them in action. I did think about this, but in the end was worried that my Neighbour's Dick might be too big and my pussy could end up traumatised by all the cameras as well as playing and teasing my neighbour's big Dick. My neighbour says he tried to film his Dick once, but his Dick went all floppy in front of the cameras. I was surprised to hear this as his Dick is usually so stiff (because of how old his Dick is).
You can see here that my pussy is exhausted.
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My Husband normally adores fondling my pussy too, but he only gets time to play with my pussy when he is not working, so my pussy obviously has to find other people to play with and plays with their balls instead. My Husband says he doesn't mind this at all so long as my pussy always has a good wash afterwards and is clean when he decides he wants a fondle or a good stroke.
I really don't mind who plays with my pussy, male or female, especially as my pussy gets so lonely. I even put an advert in the paper asking for volunteers to play with my pussy, preferably all day, but they all wanted me to pay them to fondle pussy, which seemed unreasonable when my pussy would happily allow them unlimited access and would even play with toys in front of them.
If you have a few hours to spare, would you consider petting my pussy and allowing my pussy access to your balls? I am sure my pussy would be very attentive and will do whatever you ask. My pussy also loves to be covered in whipped cream, and this can provide at least an hour's worth of entertainment which I am sure you would enjoy thoroughly.
One word of warning though, if you do get my pussy really wet ( my pussy loves to get wet), please make sure you clean and dry my pussy before my Husband comes home, as he prefers to make pussy wet himself and gets fed up of having to use a towel to dry my pussy before having fun getting pussy wet all over again.
This is my pussy wanting attention.
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Hi weblog, well short of dunking my poor cat in the bath I am not sure how to. I might try to find an image on the net though. Glad you liked the hub :) :)
Ahh, you can play with my pussy anytime BT.
Thanks Misha, I guess there are many more to come with the right warped imagination :) Not great for Adsense adverts though, just good for a laugh :)
This was great, I loved it! LOL
Nice hub misty LOL. Nice cat, You would have added picture at the end of the hub
Thanks All, Will try to think of more similar ideas if no-one beats me to them :)
Thanks weblog, I am glad you liked my wet pussy. :)
LOL goldentoad, no my pussy is very well behaved and usually entertains very quietly even if pussy's playmate is 'up all night'.
The hub and this thread are making me blush! Not! Nice one! :D
Thanks Cris A, glad you enjoyed it :) :)
Beavers upset top-ranked Trojans - It was a college football game, really!
LOL, good comment BD, I believe you, truly!!!!
Thanks Lazur, I am kind of attached to my pussy too :)
Thanks waynet , yes my pussy is nearly always wet thesedays :)
Thanks Christoph, I had been told you would always volunteer to play with any pussy that was available, and I more than happy to offer mine for heavy petting.
All I can say is ohhhhhhhh Lord! you guys are nuts LOL
LOL, Trish, you mean you only just realised that????
Good job my pussy is not for sale then :) :)
lol... Thank you for maintaining such a keen since of humor Misty :)
Thanks b4u2c, it seldom fails me and has got me through most problems that have arisen in my life so far. Playing with my pussy as often as possible has also been very theraputic :)
This is so true, my pussy has frequently got frustrated, and then she starts to demand so much more attention. I find a rabbit usually solves the problem, but of course this is only a temporary measure and the real solution is to have as many people as possible playing with my pussy at one time, whether on the kitchen table, the platform bed or even in the shower. My pussy is game for anything, especially when wet, she just needs the right stimluation.
Yes, you never know where that pussy might have been rockinjoe. :)
Ok Misty, so I'm a little slow on the uptake LOL,,,but I kinda had an idea. I just didn't know HOW nuts LOL,,,
Thumbs up!
What happened to Ads? they are not showing.. Because of your title?
I had to click on the title... just because, you know... I'm a cat lover :)
Come on is the Penthouse hubpages?? What is next, play with my golf balls?
LOL everyone, Trish, I bet you had an idea, but was it a naghty one??
Hubber - 2009, I am guessing the title has blown it for me as far as adsense goes. Seems rather unfair when my pussy is so gorgeous though :)
Mdvaldosta, So you like a bit of pussy then, so pleased to hear it.
JenArt, yes a dripping pussy is great after it has been towelled off, although it may smell a bit of damp pussy afterwards :)
Jamster2759, well I guess my pussy could play with your balls if you insist. She loves a good pair of balls to have fun with :)
...and I thought I was sick and twisted...
:)
LOL Spryte, good to see you here. I hope you are feeling better! You and I are both as sick and twisted as each other, and you know it !!!!
Spryte!!! I was starting to think you ran off with Shades. Good to see you!
Shocked and stunned, you cheeky minx!
Well what do you know? a hubscore of 69 for this! it must mean something! :D
I shall try to pin his Dick down MM, but in the meantime I have to persuade my pussy to co-operate fully and let go of my neghbour's balls !!!!
Good point Cris, I hadn't noticed that :)
lol! I couldn't believe the title when I saw it but when I saw that you were the author I knew it had to have a twist. Thanks for the laugh!
Ewwwww, B.T. You really want to make your medical conditions public?
I read the one about the tits and it lead me here. You are truly hilarious! I love these hubs. Keep up the great work. I am truly a fan now.
Tootles!!
I almost liked the comments better than the material. Amazing how much attention your title got...And then those of us brave enough to leave our footprints! OK girls, why have I found you all here? My puss is a long hair but think I'll shave her for summer.
Thanks All, (so sorry BT that you have experienced such a nasty disease, I hope it has all cleared up now).
My pussy is really a big softy guys, and although my pussy looks mean my pussy is all soft inside really, :)
I've known some people who shave their pussies-especially in the summer. Is yours furry?
Yes my pussy is very furry, although my pussy has been shaved before by a local vet which was okay but a bit itchy as it grew back.
Misty I bet your local Vet got quite excited about shaving your pussy?
I hope it was not for the purpose of being spayed?
Iv'e been told by a certain female that TLC takes care of the itch!
"Cats on the rooftops, cats on the tiles....." I'm sure someone in your neighbourhood will fill in the rest for you, but it does explain B.T.s problem with his spotty pudding. Ol' Shades is out to cure that for good, once he gets to the root of it.
B.T.: Run wabbit, run!
How 'bout a gardening hub on carrots, parsnips and similar vegetables team? - Roots I have known.
LOL Ag, well my vet felt it was necessary for me to have a shaved pussy, and who am I to argue. The nurses helped and made a big fuss of my pussy afterwards.
Hi TOF, gardening hub could be quite funny too I have to say :)
Cheeky, I assume that was you Richard :)
So Topcat seems to be a bit of a fireman, what with stoking and all?
LOL, I think he meant to type that as 'stroked' and not 'stoked' although the typo is even funnier and well spotted AG.
Just reading the tags for this hub makes me laugh...
Thanks Rockinjoe, you wait until you see what I have got planned to publish in about the next half an hour or so. :) :) :)
You gotta be kidding me. I thought we had everything covered in this department...
I can't wait. lol
Not long now, give me 15 mins or so :)
Ah, Misty, I'm soooo disappointed. I waded through all these hubs just for this?
Just kidding! I loved the spoof. You've got a great sense of humour. Warped! But great. Thanks.
Thanks for your great sense of humour Bruce, much appreciate the comment :)
Are you kidding, my pussy is loving all the extra attention :)
Thanks for commenting webismine :) :)
Thanks LG, glad this gave you a good laugh and that your pussy was able to come..... to check you were okay :)
Hi Cris, nice to see you here again :)
LOL
i'm always around, specially on hubs like this (wink) :D
I have another one planned right now Cris, but you will have to wait and see what it is. Probably publish it around Tuesday time I suspect. :)
Yes Yes Yes! (did it sound kinky?) LOL i'll be waiting :D
Jolly Good :)
Thanks Gwendy, I bet our Husbands would love to watch our pussies playing together :)
LOL, no my pussy is all furry again now, (it soon grows back) :)
LOL LOL LOL
Many husband's would love to watch two pussys rolling around on the floor, or in the mud. They would love to get the chance to bath their pussies together!!
I love this hub!!!!!
Thanks Sandra, so relieved you managed to get your Bitch to play nice with your pussy, nothing is worse than having to smack your bitch :)
Hi LG, Still waiting for Gwendy to confirm arrangements, I suspect her Husband is inviting some of his friends around to watch our two furry pussys playing together :)
I have been laughing so much at the comments I have forgotten what the hub was about! Great stuff, Dave
I have been laughing so much at the comments I have forgotten what the hub was about! Great stuff, Dave
lol this is funny. And I love the pictures: they're way cute! :)
I have to personally admit lol. The borderline and extremely connotative content is off the chain. Job well done misty. Hope to read more from you and your wet feline.
Thanks everyone, pleased this hub gave you all a good laugh, and your comments are great. I shall be doing at least one or two more hubs like this, so keep your eyes open for them. Meanwhile, I am off to wet my pussy :)
Can't wait to see what you come up with! For the moment, I'm done with the double entendres. Although, when I was cleaning out my bedroom the other day, I did consider giving everyone a peek inside my drawers.
I would love to have a rummage in your drawers BT. :)
I am a bit sorry in my slow return, (Well actually no , I'm not at all.)
B.T, if you've at last done with double who'its, I feel that Tinkerbell will be ecstatic. He may finally score a hole in one.
Before Bearing the interior of your drawers to scrutiny, paws to consider who was last cut to the quick by a Spytley young lady at your behest. Although we neither know for sure, Misty may be a disgruntled bruin with a sharp knife.
Misty, me Darlin', rummage to your hearts content. It's unlikely that your heart will be contented with the little you uncover, and of course I'm sure your not Tinkerbell (Well, not that sure.)
Hi TOF, great to see you here again, and thanks for stopping by. Sadly B.T. has not come back to me yet to confirm when I can rummage in his drawers, but when I do if I find anything of use I shall let you know :)
Thanks Spacenut, my pussy would love to sit on your lap and be stroked I am sure :)
Hi Misha,
I have been to Santiago, Chile, the Magellan Straits, the Chilean Fjords, Cape Horn, The Falklands, Montevideo, Bueno Aires etc. That is why I have not been online as Internet access was over $100 for 240 mins. Will write full hubs on my travels very soon though, only got home yesterday).
Wow! Quite a trip! Dying to read your travel notes :)
Wonderful adventure and great pictures Misha, will try to publish the hub or hubs over the next 2 weeks, (loads to write up plus uploading photos, film footage of Sea Lions, Cormorants etc).
OK, I saw your title and quickly clicked on the next hub. I saw your title again and wondered what you were thinking. I saw your title the third time and concluded that perhaps you should seek professional help with your "little" problem. Then I read the hub and was completly entertained by it.
That's a bold title but a great hub. Thanks for sharing.
Hi jxb7076, really pleased the title "drew you in", and that you were entertained by the content. My "pussy" is now laying at the bottom of the bed awaiting further attention :)
LOL Great hub! But if it jumps on my lap and farts, I'm pluckin' the whiskers!
If it jumps on your lap Tom, you are highly privileged. Anyway, my pussy never farts, so you should be okay, plus there aren't many whiskers to pluck!!!
Hi Clara, my pussy is a mystery, very fussy about who is allowed to play with it, but enjoys every moment with the chosen few :)
>^.-.^< indeed mysterious
LOL, Thanks Patty (I think!)
Jenica036, I really hope u r joking and your pussy has not yet "gone to meet it's maker".
I assume you mean the kind of cock that crows and looks after hens, and are not trying to shock by being crude, as this will fail miserably on this hub I am afraid!
Hi THE LIP, thanks for your great comment. So glad this made you laugh. You might like some of my other similar Hubs like http://hubpages.com/hub/Have-you-seen-my-beautiful , http://hubpages.com/hub/My-Husbands-Slag , http://hubpages.com/hub/I-need-a-man-to-trim-my-bu , and http://hubpages.com/hub/Wet-Pussy-Gallery
Hope so, let me know if you like them :)
Thanks R. Blue, you might enjoy those hubs I mentioned too :)
LOL Her Guy, your pussy sounds very well attended to by you :)
Hi Misty
This hub proves that you certainly have a wonderful way with animals as well as others who love them and your tale was very enjoyable.
I will confess that I ended up here by mistake. I know not everyone will believe that but I had finished reading your hilarious hub on customer non service and was still laughing when I saw what I believed to be enticing links placed by some enterprising advertiser so I wanted to see whom it might be.
I am glad that I let curiousity lead me on in spite of it's reputation in regard to killing the pussy.
Both my curiosity and the pussy ended up satisfied. What could be better than that ?
You are a real fox.
LOL, thanks Seabastian, what lovely compliments and I am so glad my ploy to get readers here worked ;)
In the eternal quest to add something original, how about a hub on uranus??
You are a real cheeky little fox!
LOL Diogenes, well, never say never, I might just do that :)
damn got the wrong idea when i read the title :(
LOL long n large, another victim succumbs to my wicked trap ;)
hey really you got nice keyword to attract people on your hub han... Great work.. I also got confused like others..
Now i am laughing while reading your comments....
Hi Tushar09, my ploy does seem to have been more successful than I ever could have imagined. Thanks for leaving a comment :)
You are not right! I love it.
You came back to shake rattle and roll. And you are doing just that. Meow meow..>CAT WOMAN. You go girl.
LOL, Cheers Mike, great compliment :)
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I'm the first one to comment here, I think. I was shocked by the title shown in hubtivity, but then I saw the author name and said to myself that there should be something fun and funny haha!!
And, I'm wondering why don't you add a wet pussy image just like that... LOL