Ok. So here's the deal ... I have had my eye on a certain guy for a long time. He is kind of shy, however and although I have tried various flirting tactics with him, nothing seems to be working. I know he likes me a lot and I catch him looking at me sometimes at work when he thinks I can’t see. I’ve also noticed that he likes to stop by my cubicle for various reasons that seem unnecessary…like borrowing my stapler, getting extra post-its, etc. The problem is that he seems kind of nervous about approaching me.

I have devised a plan, however that is going to get me a date…or with a little luck, several dates with my office crush. Admittedly, this is a plan of manipulation. I intend on pulling out all the stops when it comes to using my feminine wiles and bringing him to his knees (so to speak) because I really, really like him and I just want him to GET IT! This shyness game has got to end!

A mutual friend of ours is having a big Halloween party. This is opportunity at its finest hour for me, because at work we have a fairly conservative dress code which doesn’t really allow me to “advertise the product” that much, which is always helpful when it comes to flirting with men. I intend on dressing up in a super sexy costume that is going to have my lucky friend dribbling with desire by the end of the night. (I hope so, anyway!)

I found a super hot police-girl outfit. It’s so super-short that if I bend over you can see my panties. (Hmmm, I might have to do some appropriate shopping for those, too!) The costume comes with a low cut, tight police shirt that makes my cleavage look so tempting it could to break some laws all by itself! The outfit is worn with hot stockings and stiletto heels. Obviously not at all like the genuine-article, but for my purposes it’s perfect. The police hat will be pulled down over my long blond hair and I will add some hot make up to give me that perfect little pout. I want to look as sexy as possible especially since I will be there to enforce the “law”. Things are bound to get a little out of control. I hope my sly little plot pans out, but if he still doesn’t get the hint, I will then be forced grab my “most wanted man”, cuff him and let him know I am armed…and dangerous.