In a time when satirists are being furnished with so much material we're having to triage it; in an era when a blowjob is not an impeachable offense unless it's been bestowed by a woman, and having been privy to Bob Allen sweeping a Buzzflash GOP Hypocrite of the Week competition hands down, so to speak, over ‘family values' champions and restroom denizens Larry Craig and David Vitter, it has indeed been difficult to choose the recipient of Iniquity's 2007 Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Prize.

So, in the spirit of fairness and inclusion we present the honor to lothario Bernie Kerik, philanderer Rudy Giuliani's number one pri.. er, pick for Homeland Security head. Kerik, former NYC Police Commissioner and inspiration for the hit single Third Rate Romance (Low Rent Rendezvous) adrift in a flurry of indictments for stiffing, along with mistresses, his attorneys and the public trust, could not be reached for comment.

Shown here handing up the trophy is second place pri.. er, pick and presidential hopeful, Rudy Giuliani.

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