Intergalactic Neocon Commandos Liberate Outer Space
45Bush: Whutcha gut there, Dick?
Cheney: Eeergh (guttural boardroom grunt from side of mouth).
Bush: C'mon. Show me whutcha gut.
Cheney: Eeergh, it's my new Handheld X-Series Space Plane Launcher from over at 50th Space Wing's Space Warfare Center. You'll remember signing off on these at The Conference on the Law and Policy Relating to National Security Activities in Outer Space.
Bush: Uh, yeah. Heh.
Cheney: That's nothing. Watch what Iranians do when I penetrate their puny four-story deep bunkers with some U.S. Space Command Non-Explosive Tungsten ‘Rods of God' Projectiles. Eeergh, we like to call it ‘negation'. If those don't pack sufficient wallop I'll smack ‘em with some SBL's.
Bush: SBL's?
Cheney: Space-Based Lasers aboard my Orbiting Anti-Bomber Anti-Missile Anti-Satellite Satellite Platform. Wanna vaporize Iran? Go ahead. You're the Commander. Hit the command.
Bush: Oo rah! Kickin' ass!
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cgull8m says:
2 years ago
Hilarious Hub. Can't imagine Dick Cheney in Dirty Harry's role, it will be a big flop in Hollywood :)