I went out the front door
And felt it was hot
I went back inside
I ran like a shot

To upstairs in my bedroom
Where my bathing suit sat
I tried to dress quickly
But I was too fat

I went back downstairs
Out into the sun
I had to move slowly
I chafe when I run

Around to the backyard
I started to sweat
I looked for the pool
But it wasn't there yet

I needed a swimming pool
I needed one fast
One filled with water
One that would last

I called up pool dealers
Some prices I got
In-grounds were expensive
Oh what a tough spot

Pools cost lots of money
Or so it would seem
I needed a discount
I didn't have green

Swimming pool cleaners
And then pool supplies
Swimming pool maintenance
I needed some buys

Swimming pool covers
And swimming pool paint
The costs were now adding
I thought I would faint

Swimming pool heaters
And pool toys and games
Swimming pool chemicals
All with big names

I called up more dealers
Above ground I said
I need it for swimming
Or soon I'll be dead

I asked for some prices
That I could afford
For less than 1000
They just sounded bored

And so I went surfing
At home on the net
Looking for prices
I hadn't found yet

Swimming pool prices
Within my reach
Dreaming of pools
From my living room beach

And finally...

I clicked on a swimming pool
A sure winning bet
The price was outstanding
And it looked real wet

A kit made by Intex
An Easy Set Pool
The price was near perfect
I started to drool

15 feet across
48 inches deep
I was so happy
I started to weep

E-Z installation
It looked really great
The pump was included
I just couldn't wait

It came with a ground cloth
A cover and ladder
And even a skimmer
That settled the matter

I clicked on the link
I'll hand you no jive
I got my new swimming pool
For just 2-1-5!