Intoxication
59Intoxication from Ponder Awhile
INTOXICATION
At times I love getting intoxicated,
Specially when I am irritated,
Sometimes I become so relaxed,
Or else I get doubly taxed.
Too much intoxication can drive you mad,
People will look and say so sad.
Foolish also you can behave,
When intoxicated I hate to shave.
I must have fallen in love twenty times that night,
Now I am sober it sure gives me a fright.
Then I don't care a damn.
My enemies can go hang themselves by the fan.
I was not born an alcoholic or such,
I just like that drink so much,
Beware a little to much can become a bane,
All your goodwill, good work can go down the drain.
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lol you can drink for me since I hate being intoxicated. :-) another good one
Intoxication in the News
- MARINA POLICE LOG: Public intoxication arrestThe Salinas Californian11 hours ago
11/04/2009 647(F) PC DISORD CONDUCT:0008 CASE ALCOH \ SEASIDE CR MG0902726 SUSPECT GLINES, JOEY 11/08/81 A MALE SUBJECT WAS ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION. HE WAS BOOKED INTO THE MONTEREY COUNTY JAIL. CASE REFERRED TO THE MONTEREY COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE FOR PROSECUTION.
- Woman says she drove at almost triple limit for intoxicationMt. Olive Chronicle16 hours ago
MOUNT OLIVE TWP. – A 51-year-old Wharton woman admitted in municipal court on Monday, Nov. 9, to driving with a blood alcohol level almost triple the limit for intoxication.
- Man offers cash to police to get out of arrestThe Gazette10 hours ago
IOWA CITY – A Mississippi man who was arrested early Sunday morning in downtown Iowa City for public intoxication, racked up more charges for allegedly bribing police to not arrest him. Police said John R. Landry, 28, was warned shortly after midnight near 113 E. College St. after he offered police $300 cash in exchange for [...]










ralwus says:
5 months ago
So true. One needs to mature in drink and slowly savor its effect and not over indulge. Took me a few years to learn to drink like a man and not get too intoxicated to make a fool of myself. Two shots of Scotch or maybe 4 beers are enough for a day. Sometimes a glass of wine with dinner to smooth the tummy and innards is good too.