INTOXICATION

At times I love getting intoxicated,

Specially when I am irritated,

Sometimes I become so relaxed,

Or else I get doubly taxed.

Too much intoxication can drive you mad,

People will look and say so sad.

Foolish also you can behave,

When intoxicated I hate to shave.

I must have fallen in love twenty times that night,

Now I am sober it sure gives me a fright.

Then I don't care a damn.

My enemies can go hang themselves by the fan.

I was not born an alcoholic or such,

I just like that drink so much,

Beware a little to much can become a bane,

All your goodwill, good work can go down the drain.