Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, upon the heels of his 'apparent' re-election to power, has unfolded a plan by which he hopes to make Iranian women the first line of defense against the Infidel by fitting all Iranian women with special bullet-proof bras.

In a statement released today, Ahmadinejad asserted:

"Too long has Iran overlooked the busty power of it's big-breasted Persian women!

Now is the time to look at these women, to look at their breasts and to examine them closely for research purposes only you understand, and to measure their bust size for fitting in the war against the Infidel, Israel, America and any other group of humans I may have inadvertently left out."

When asked at a press conference later in the day he added:

"You know, I'm not saying we will put our women right on the front lines, unprotected, should Israel, say attack us, after all that would be cowardly.

We will put them on the front line protected--we will give them bullet-proof bras, so that they can fend off the Infidel while we have time to scramble into our underground bunkers. This is the best use of our women, and I'm sure if Muhammad himself were standing here he would agree with me that not to use the big-breasted women of Iran in this way would be wasted of our natural resources.

The bras will be made, according to the President, with bullet-proof Kevlar in the bra-cup and Kevlar bra-straps and he is working presently on a plan to make Kevlar panties as well, "so that the women will be most protected where they need it."