Its Like This...According To Me...Bill Clinton might be having a little trouble with the thought of being First Lady

Bill Clinton previously seemed ok with the possibility that Hillary might be the President and he would be ‘the first lady’. But his bowing and scraping to his wifey was shattered when Vladimir Putin hinted at the KGB-clever move that, after his second Presidential term, he might run for the Russian Parliament.

If ‘Hil’ were elected this would leave Bill as the ‘first lady’, Vladimir would become the very leader of his majority party, which would nominate him as Prime Minister, while he and they worked to elect a weak President.

Realizing this, Bill asked himself why he might not just as well ask wifey to become the Vice President. While not as important as being the President, the role certainly seemed more comfortable than being the nation's ‘first lady’.

The idea sounded like a no-brainer to Bill, so he was reportedly shocked at Hillary’s response.

Hillary got mad.

"You want to be just like Vladimir Putin!" she is said to have shouted across the dinner table. "I read the news, too, slick Willy! You think I'm going to be a weak President just for you?"

"But, Hillary, you'll never be a weak President," he told her. "How can you ever be weak with a mouth like yours?"

"Just shut up, OK? And get used to it. You're going to be the ‘first lady’, not the vice president!"

So now Bill faces the distressing prospect of being the ‘first lady’ while Vladimir Putin manages to operate as Russia's surrogate President.

However, It’s Like This …According To Me….

Bill…settle down and just fall into the role that you have already been used to, if Hillary gets elected. After all, everyone knows that even when you were in office she was running the country.