Jessica Paterson, who is a very lovely blond model, is also a girl of great faith and prayer. She prays to God every morning and every night, and not only that but she has been getting emails from the Almighty for several months now. God is her strength and her guide in life but He is also, for this sexy model who makes big bucks in her bikini, "a penpal with a flair for writing great letters" says Paterson.

" I first became aware that God was trying to communicate with me," says Jessica, while sipping her martini and adjusting her bikini,"when I began to get what at first I thought to be spam. But of course it wasn't, it was actually God trying to get my attention by writing me lots and lots of letters.

"He would say things like 'Jessica! I can change your life! Just read this email!'...and of course I thought that is just a scam. Nobody can change your life with just an email...a web page maybe, but not just an email. I wasn't born yesterday after all. I was born in 1988.

So anyways, He, God, wrote me more and more and finally I read one and I have been convinced ever since it really is God writing. I guess He has a laptop in Heaven or something, but anyway He tells me things about the future and then they happen, so of course I know it must be the Almighty one, and not some freaky psychic who never gets things right. Like He told me that my cat, 'Minnie-poo' would sneeze three times that day, and sure enough she sneezed twice, and once later on the next day...but that was close enough for me to say 'OOO...it is God cause who else would know that would happen?'

Now I write back to Him as well, and we talk about all kinds of things, like He seems to want to know what my bra size is and how big my bum is and stuff like that. He says He wants to meet me for coffee someday at Starbucks, which will be so cool. Imagine how impressed my friends will be when they see me having a mocha-latte with God!"

Jessica Paterson hopes to continue her correspondence with the Big Kahuna and see if she can get Him to introduce her to some Angels, as she has heard they are all really cute and very hot!