It's just a writers joke
60Here is a joke I thought of today and wanted to get it on paper so I hope you enjoy.
A writer went to a hospital and asked if he could have a job there.
The receptionist said "we are a hospital sir, what would we do with a writer on staff? Maybe if you do secretarial work we may have a position for you"
"No", he says, "I am a writer, and a good one at that, I think I would this is the perfect place for me"
Kind of baffled she insists they don't hire writers, but asks anyhow "what kind of writing do you do, medical papers, research..."?
"I can write viruses like no other"! he proclaims. "No one can ever figure them out. I believe I am the future of medicine as none of my viruses have any proper solutions as of date, they just get more complex the more we try to fix them the worse they get".
"MY WORD" she gasps where in the world did you work before"?
"Actually Word was one of mine also, I used to work for Microsoft".
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Rhym O'Reison says:
2 years ago
Since I haven't written a joke since I was 8, I shouldn't really be a critic of anyone else's creative humor, BUT.......
The joke has a good foundation but the punchline needs a little rounding out. It is clever, but loses some of that if you have to explain why it's funny at the end, you know. If it ended something like...."My WORD!", the nurse gasps.
"Oh, I see you are already familiar with some of my best work." That way only clever people will get it. That is just my humble opinion. My favorite jokes are either really dumb or too dirty to tell anyone. Keep up the good work!