Mini Jokes for Kids II

1. How do you paint a rabbit purple? With purple hare spray!

2. What rabbit has lots of fleas? Bugs Bunny

3. How do you catch a rabbit? You hide behind a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

4. What makes it easy for babies to cheat on exams? Crib Notes!

5. How is a baby like an old car? They both have rattles.

6. What branch of the armed forces is best for babies? The infantry!

7. What is a cow without a map? Udderly lost!

8. Do you know how long cows have to be milked? As long as short ones!

9. What occurs when a cow shivers? Milkshakes!

10. Name four things with milk in them. Yogurt, ice cream, hot chocolate, and cows!

11. Why is it a bad idea to cry over spilled milk? It makes it too salty!

12. What runs around a meadow all day long and sits in a refrigerator at night? Milk!