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Men are like.......

1. Men are like .. Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken.

Funny Jokes & Quotes:

♥ Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.

As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.

They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other:

"We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties"

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read: "We will never forget you".

♥ The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

♥ Little boy: I know three things about aliens. One, they don't have hair. Two, they don't have mouths. Three, they don't have privates.
20-something: Then how do you know if it's a boy or a girl alien?
Little boy: Um, they're not boys or girls. They're its... Or she-males.
20-something: Where did you learn 'she-males' from?!
Little boy: Third Avenue. New York

♥ An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse, he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you husband and wife.

♥ 'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
‘that’s very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.

♥ A little boy went up to his father and asked, 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine..'

♥ A woman was telling her friend "I was the one that made my husband a millionaire, what was he when you married him; asked the friend, a billionaire.

♥ Last night in his speech, President Bush called for a complete overhaul of the tax code. He said he was shocked to find out that some millionaires in this country were still paying taxes." --Jay Leno

♥ 65% of people say that cheating on their income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women." --Jay Leno

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♥ Women's fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It's men's way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they're actually tied up. David Duchovny

♥ Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

♥ If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.

♥ If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

♥ No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

♥ I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

♥ Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance.

♥ Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

♥ There are 3 kinds of people-those who can count, and those who can’t.

♥ If time is on your side, what is on the other side?

♥ Why do Psychic have to ask you for your name?

♥ Winning is not everything but wanting to win is. Vince Lombardi

♥ A day without the sun is like, you know, night.

♥ What goes around usually gets dizzy & falls over.

♥ Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

♥ Change is good but dollars are better.

♥ You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted & used against you.

♥ Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.

♥ The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax. — Albert Einstein

♥ I have been rich and I have been poor: Rich is better. — Sophie Tucker

♥ The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill. — Peter Ustinov

♥ What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. — Henny Youngman

♥ Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. — Spike Milligan

♥ To make a million, start with $900,000. — Morton Shulman

♥ When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life and now that I am old, I know it is.” — Oscar Wilde

♥ It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy, it’s only necessary to be rich. — Alan Alda

♥ A bank is a place that will lend you money if you prove that you don’t need it. — Bob Hope

♥ Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where shop. — Bo Derek

♥ Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. — Woody Allen

♥ My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil. — J.P. Getty

♥ Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben

♥ October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February. — Mark Twain

♥ There are three ways of losing money: racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain. — Lord Amherst

♥ One of the strange things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones that never have it. — Finley Peter Dunne

♥ If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem. — J.P. Getty

♥ When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience. — Harvey MacKay

♥ The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. — Johnny Carson

♥ Be glad that you’re greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren’t. — Mignon McLaughlin

♥ If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson

♥ Don’t marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper. — Scottish proverb

♥ I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. — Joe Louis

♥ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it. — Mark Twain

♥ I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money. — Bob Hope

♥ Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery. — Beverly Johnson

♥ Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. — George Burns

♥ It isn’t enough for you to love money; it’s also necessary that money should love you. — Kin Hubbard

♥ 1492 Native Americans discovered Columbus lost at sea.

♥ Let your dreams outgrow the shoes of your expectations. Ryunosuke Satoro

♥ Always wear expensive shoes. People notice. Brian Koslow

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