Life is a funny little rollarcoaster of ups and downs and sure enough it manages to keep on surprising you just when you think it couldn't get any worse it shows you that it can.

If I had a nickel every time I've said "Just when I thought I've seen everything" well you can guess the rest.  So I've started a new job its been like six months and I've been working hard you know to get noticed.  I guess I'm a little private in my world you know I don't rush in tell everyone everything I did on my weekend.  Most of my weekends consist of watching my four walls with two kids screaming "WERE BORED" every two minutes.

I guess that doesn't rate high in the list of my so called job mates eyes when I tell them what I did.  Those people have a certain expectation of what you should do on the weekend.  Hell if I had all the money in the world maybe I'd be like so "T What the hell did you do on the weekend"?

I'd be like "Oh yeah I jumped on my private jet and thought I'd go get some real pizza in god damn Rome"!

So anyways I'm looking forward to getting some good news like "your doing a great job T would you consider a new role"?

And I get the occasional "your doing a great job T the freezer looks great"!

You see I pick a lot of orders and some are in the freezer, but when I took over the other guys position in there when I went into the freezer it looked like a god damn brothel.  Shite everywhere!!  I mean, I dont know how the hell the guy kept it like that.  Well I do know now, but you couldn't find anything in there and I don't know about you but I'd like to find products I'm looking for quickly especially at minus 10 degrees.

So I cleaned it up needless to say I'd found shite in there that they didn't know existed and I've kept it that way so they all concluded that I was the "ICEMAN". 

More like the frozen jackass they just wanted it to sound good to disguise the frozen shite I'm in.

In comes Mr S he started a week after me the kinda guy that tries to find that annoy nerve in your body and once he finds it keeps poking it day in and day out his relentless in his obsession to be a prick!  Believe me when I say his the biggest A-hole I've ever met and boy have I met some whoppers.

The day I heard he was getting promoted I was like "SAY WHAT"

"Yeah his getting to be a Rep".

"That prick over there?"

"A Huh!"

"The same one that's humping the supervisors leg like a dog in heat while singing "I wanna kiss u all over".

Needless to say I wasn't happy I was asking all kinds of questions in my head just running them over and over.

Maybe its because you said "they couldnt fight their way out of a paper bag".

maybe the supervisor wants hes arse kissed but i dont swing both ways

Maybe its because I questioned them about THE GOD DAMN MILK IN THE FREEZER and I didnt know we were selling to "eskimos" that has limited my growth.

Any which way I'm still here and he is soon to be another superior to bow down to.

This Story is True the Names have been withheld

Hope you had a good laugh

take care

T