Karachi Girls to Be Sent to Space Station as 'Companions' to Lonely Astronauts
70In a joint-response, mostly to the Russian astronauts who have long-term commitments on the International Space Station of up to 6-month duration, NASA and the Soviet Space Agency have decided to comply with the requests and send, on a monthly basis, rockets carrying hot Karachi girls to act as 'companions' to the lonely astronauts.
When asked about this innovative decision, Uri Geglinkov, a public relations spokesman for Rosaviakosmos, said:
"We were getting fed-up hearing stories from the space station about how difficult it was to 'stick it out' for a full 6-month mission on the station without some form of 'female companionship' "said Geglinkov.
"The Canadians never complain, to be truthful, as they find their 'release' in each other, but the Russians, our boys, are much more virile and need more than that. They need real women and they need new ones every month. It's not like it's an unreasonable request after all. "
"So we have voted, and the hottest girls that we could find were consistently the Karachi girls, who actually want to do the job, as a sort of patriotic service to the Space Programme."
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The girls will be sent up, said Geglinkov, in rockets carrying 6 girls at a time, who stay for up to one month, or until they are exhausted, at which point they will return to earth and six more will be prepared. The preparation is not difficult and involves only packing a suitcase with lingerie and some lessons in floating in a weightless environment.
In addition, said Geglinkov, "the girls will be asked to do a few space walks where they will belly-dance on the Hubble telescope to the song Dunyana which means 'world peace' in Urdu.
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