Knowing sex personal from sex toy

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By sg_jerome



The Doe-eyed Deer

First time playing with big girls' toys?

Beginners should start here

1) Aquarocket - An oh-so-cute day-glo lava lamp.

The Aquarocket woman is: Young, sweet and a little shy, but trying very hard to break out of her shell.

How it drives woman wild: Its ultra-supple jelly shaft rotates and trembles at the same time. And it's flexible too, the spongy tip can be aimed at the G-spot or whatever floats your boat.

Extras: Its bright color and shape are easy on the eye, and much less intimidating than other vibrators.

2) Leio Nea

At first glance: An arty paper-weight.

The Leio Nea woman is: Sophisticated, sexy and chic.

How it drives woman wild: Choose your exact level of excitement - two buttons take you from gentle purr to earth-shattering tremor.

Extras: No need to lock this one up in your bedside drawer - no one will know what it is. It's fully rechargeable, just like your mobile phone. So you'll never have to spend on batteries or waste time ripping them out of the remote control in the heat of the moment.

3) The Egg

At first glance: A bright purple foot massager,

The Egg woman is: Too busy for long, slow sessions. She prefers quick, easy orgasms. How it drives woman wild: Simple but very effective, this powerful little egg packs a punch, particularly when you crank it up to its highest setting. The key is in the egg's vigorous pulsating action, which, when done right, is said to bring on orgasms almost instantly.

Extras: It's the lazy girl's way to climax.

Inside the Doe-eyed Deer's toy chest:

Favors: The Egg.

Raves: Every woman should: "Get The Egg! Woman will love it"

The Sex Kitten

Ready for more? Come play with the big boys!

1) Doc Johnson G Spot

At first glance: What on earth is it and where does it go?

The G Spot Tickler woman is: The Ultimate multitasker.

How it drives woman wild: Why alternate between the clitoris and the G-spot when you can pleasure both simultaneously? The tickler reaches your two favorite places at the same time. Its flexible neck bends easily while you rub the "hairbrush" base wherever you prefer. Oh, and did we mention it vibrates as well?

Extras: its two toys in one - good value

2) Mantric Bedside Bullet

At first glance: A pretty lilac lipstick

The Bedside Bullet woman: Loves to tease and be teased.

How it drives woman wild: Say hello to the fully-functional bullet, which weighs less than a double A battery. The toy also has 10 functions which include vibrate, pulsate, surge, and escalate/pulsate/high escalate/pulsate.

Extras: With 10 stairways to heaven, you'll gladly take them all.

3) The Original Jack Rabbit Vibrator

At first glance: lied jelly, white pearls and a bunny rabbit. Can you say kawaii?

The Jack Rabbit woman is: A lady in the street but a vixen in bed.

How it drives woman wild: Don't be fooled by the cutesy color scheme and tacky packaging -this baby means business! The head relates either clockwise or anticlockwise to reach the G-spot. Pearls inside the shaft's base "dance", gently massaging the entrance of the vagina while soft jelly bunny ears wriggle against the clitoris.

Extras: It's the celebrity sex toy, the brand name that every Sex and the City fan has heard. Living up to the hype, the rabbit is said to bring on orgasms almost effortlessly

Inside the Sex Kitten's toy chest:

Favor: The original Jack Rabbit.

Raves: It's the simplicity of dildos. NO messy wires to worry about and they're easy to clean.

Every woman should: "Know the best 'toy' of all - a man who does the job with passion,"

The Raunchy Vixen

Think you're tried them all?

Wait ‘til you see these babies

1) The Impulse Jack Rabbit

At first glance: The Terminator's newfangled weapon.

The impulse woman is: Little Miss I-don't-need-a-man

How it drives woman wild: Bring on the bells and whistles! If you thought it didn't get better than The Original Jack Rabbit then prepare to he impressed. The Impulse's metal beads we more "resistance" and don't jam as much as the original soft pearls. Everybody's favorite tickling bunny ears now move to the tune of seven different speeds.

Extras: Oh, you'll love it all right, but your man might not be such a big fun.

2) Graduate E-Glass Hand-blown Massage Wand

At first glance: A bizarre ornament that looks like it could improve your feng shui.

The Graduate woman: Has tried them all and is looking for something new.

How it drives woman wild: The glass surface is smooth and friction less, so there's no such thing as too fast or too hard. Many women who are bored with synthetic dildos like the weight of the glass - not to mention tills fracture-resistant wand retains temperature. Stick it in hot water or put it on ice for a spine-tingling treat.

Extras: It's the unique addition to your well additional collection. Bacteria has no place to hide on the non-porous glass surface, so it's easier to clean than other materials

3) Penthouse Ultra Slim G-Spot Power Vibe

At first Glance: A fat purple backscratcher.

The G-Spot Power Vibe woman is: Tired of the bed, this water baby wants her toys to join her in the shower, tub and even the pool!

How it drive woman wild: Yes you heard us right, it's fully waterproof. A rubber ring jeeps battery dry while your body gets wet. It's slim - only about as thick as an AA battery - and curved tip seeks out pleasure spots easily. Cyber Skin sleeve, for anyone who likes their toys to feel like the real deal.

Extras: Bring bedroom fun into the bathtub. Non-slip floor mat not included.

Inside the Raunchy Vixen's toy chest:

Favors: Impulse Jack Rabbit

Raves: It vibrates both way and its design is so pretty, very different from all the others it's a top-of-the-range vibrator

Every woman should: Find a vibrator that is both effective and beautiful - it makes it that much more special!


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DeMarco  says:
13 months ago

Thanks man, interesting stuff!

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13 months ago

Women looking for gifts for birthdays, bachelorette parties, baby and bridal showers.

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13 months ago

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