It is prom-time at many US highschools and one LA school in the Silicon Valley has elected to import some Japanese girls as optional dates for young men who are complaining that too many 'valley girls' are stuck up, overweight and most significantly "won't put out".

To remedy this situation, the local school board, in Euretheria County, LA, has made arrangements for a number of very cute, busty and most important, 'easy' Asian girls to be brought in for prom night in order for the boys to have dates that will make the night more than a big yawn with Daddy's little princess.

Asked about the decision, Trevor Trillby said:

"I recall my prom night and what a nightmare it was I fumbled to convince my girl that we could have fun without going 'too far'...she was holding out for marriage and I know that wasn't what she was doing with half the football team on Saturday nights...so I got fed-up.

I decided that if I ever became a school-board trustee, I'd make sure the young men like I was wouldn't be disappointed. "

The girls being brought in are all professionals in prom-dating having degrees in dancing, laughing at their date's jokes and riding in limousines without throwing up.

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