5 Signs That he loves you
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5 Signs That he loves you
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There are many different quotes pertaining to the word love, there are many differing opinions as to what love actually is, and there are millions of songs dedicated to love. thousands of movies and poems and millions of advice columns in millions of newspapers offering advice on love.
But nothing can come close to the advice I am going to share with ladies all over the world, who want to know if their boyfriend, fiance, husband or lover really loves them.
I have compiled a Top Five list (below) to give the ladies sure fire proof that their man truly loves them, it is the little things that we men do for that special lady in our lives that we only do when we men are in love.
A Single Red Rose
Forget Romance
Forget about the flowers, The chocolates and the jewelery gift that he has just bought you for Valentines Day, those are just tokens to show that we were thinking about you today.
Forget the card and the poetry inside, those were only bought and written because we knew that if you didn't get them from us we would be in the dog house until next Valentines Day.
If you really want the truth most of us men rushed to the local superstore on the way home from work, and bought those things last minute, and the poem we read in a newspaper today.
To all of us male inhabitants of planet Earth, Valentines day is a chore, we try to impress the ladies in our lives, with a little romance, a candle lit dinner, the card the rose the jewelery we watch the romantic girlie movie, with a tissue at the ready to wipe those tears from your eyes when the lead character eventually dies of some sort of disease.
The reason is simple we are trying to get you into bed and have a night of passion that we will remember for a long time, and even deep down somewhere inside us we hope that you will enjoy it too.
In short, men are not turned on by romance, we use romance as a weapon to further our chances in the bedroom department.
Toilet Seat Up Because We Love You
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5 SIGNS THAT HE REALLY LOVES YOU
So lets get to the point of this story, you want to know if your man really loves you, this Top Five list, is certain to surprise and amaze you.
5: Unfinished Jobs Around the Home
It's true, that shelf he hasn't finished putting up or the squeaking hinge on the door are left that way on purpose, you see we really want to fix them but we don't want you to get a sore head with all the banging and drilling that are involved, it is because we love you that those jobs are left unfinished.
4: Leaving The Toilet Seat up
Men crave attention from their other half, and we leave the toilet seat up on purpose, because we love to hear your voice even if it is in a negative way,
This also applies to leaving the top off the toothpaste tube and all the other things that you consider to be annoying.
3) Muddy foot prints
Men always know when you have just shampood the carpet, or polished up the wooden floor and we alway ensure to make our shoes or boots as muddy as possible when we enter the marital home and leave great big muddy shoe prints all over you freshly cleaned floor. why because we love to watch you do it again, because when you are angry with us, you start cleaning that floor in anger, it is a pleasure watching as your hips and butt move to and fro WITH ATTITUDE, it is the most erotic thing any man would agree.
2) Calling You by Another Girls Name
Sometime men like to test your loyalty and commitment to them, by saying another girls name when sharing a passionate moment with you.
This is not because we have another woman waiting in the wings it is to test your love for us, if you react as if you didn't notice what we said then we start to worry that you don't love us anymore.
If you throw a wobbly and go into a fit of rage then we know you are truly in love with us.
1) This is the Ultimate Proof that your Man Really Loves you
When he gets up for work in the morning, if he gets out of bed and farts, it is ultimate proof that this man is totally and utterly head over heels in love with you, we all know how bad it is when one is let go under the duvet, if you doubt that he really loves you, watch out for this one does he fart under the duvet or does he get out of bed first.
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So Ladies Now You Know
Now you know the secret messages that he is sending you to show how much he loves you can watch out for them it will put your mind at ease on those horrible days you have doubts and fears.
and every time he leaves the toilet seat up you can secretly smile inside as you nag nag nag him
FOR THE GUYS: Lets hope our ladies fall for this clap trap.
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great Hub, jimmy. it's a tricky business reading the signs sometimes, isn't it, lol.
I noticed the write an obituary for a dead love affair in the RSS feed. I write one for every lull on mine, I think. I should sue, but then everyone would know I was an American. :p
Jimmy,
This made me laugh. This was done very well.
Cheers,
Ben
Love the toilet seat bit
My wife may not find this very funny though!!!
LOL Jimmy! And congrats on 600!
Brilliant! How nice to have such an eloquent spokeman for the poor, misunderstood male species! Five thumbs up!
Ha ha hee hee that was great..and yet true??? I am not so sure, my man, about that, but if it is so...and my ex did all those things....why is he now my ex? Oh yeah a YOUNGER woman. This had me chuckling the whole time and lately it is rare for me..THANKS a million....G-Ma :o) hugs
Haha! I was expecting some mushy-gushy sweet signs of love and got a hearty laugh instead. If I call off my upcoming wedding, Jimmy, it'll be all your fault! Hahaha! :-D
I must be the most loved woman in the world! Thanks for the laugh.
You are so funny. Hahaha! great hub! Love it.
Well it's good to know that my husband REALLY loves me! I'm sure that he exhibits the traits of the entire list. :-)
thanks for your comments guys, i loved writing this one.....jimmy
Yeah, love conquers all.its the most beautiful quote about love.
This was well thought out and entertaining. The way you started out is so true- Love conquers all.Thanks!
That was funny! I will go for most of those but saying someone else's name in bed is NOT cool!! I do have to add that coming into the bathroom and relieving oneself in front of the woman is another sign of true love.
True love never goes away. My ex and I were together for 14 years and are working on getting back together. We have known each other for 20 years. True love is hard to find and ladies if they leave the seat up, so what!!! They love you!! Love them back!
Interesting topic and you are right on on most of them. I will say that using someone else's name during intimate moments is not cool!
I will also add that relieving onesself in front of the woman is another sign that a man loves a woman.
True loves lasts forever ladies so let them leave the seat up!
Im amazed to read to read all the signs telling about the loyalty of men.Great
Hahahaha.. I'd didn't expect this. Now I know why my husband never gives me flowers, or cards or anything like that. And now I know why he never fails to annoy me. lol
This put a smile on my face! Thanks for the uplifting moment!
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii doing a good job dood................. u r so funny u made me laugh......see me............it really works??????.......... take care see ya....bye
LOL! Truly, love is finding that special someone that you can annoy for the rest of your lives! I am so lucky to have someone in which we both equally annoy the other and look forward to the next day to see what else we can add to that list LMBO! Great hub, Jimmy!
Bonnie
well my husband only really does one of those things. So does that mean that he doesn't love me? I hope not.
Haha! Well I knew this before this hub was posted. lol. Great job though! My fiance does all the things listed above but on Valintines day I get nothing and I prefer it that way, Why would anyone go through the trouble of getting flowers, chocolate and or a card, just to show that they love some one. I found out that was all a bunch of crap. If your man really loves you he will come home and cook dinner! lol. Mine does all the time, not only because he loves me but I am a lousy cook lol. Any ways have a good one and again good job on the hub.
wow, I really love my wife after all. I wasnt sure untill I read this. thanks
You really nailed it. Hah!
Ha ha! I couldn't have said it better.
Hmmm I didn't know that about the toilet seat lol!
Darn! I get it now but I already broke up with him....maybe I should send him my sex tape with my current boyfriend so that he knows how much I really want to get back with him now...lol
Thanks for the laughs! I'll keep these in mind and force them upon my next guy ;D
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hahahaha I think my husband is in trouble now. LOL this was great. Now I know how you guys think....and you're so bad.
Wow you got a lot of coments! (LOL)
anyways was going to say great hub, I feel a lot better now.
Youve just got yourself a NEW fan! YAY!
Very cool, I love the last one, my man has done all but call me by another girls name (good thing too). He must love me. I am going to send this to him.
Funny! Really enjoyed reading the clap trap! Not buying it, though! LOL!
Cool!
I hope my wife sees this so she can really know how much I luv her xD
(kiddin, I don't have a wife :P)
nice excuses
Oh, you're funny, Jimmy!
I can tell this is written with tongue firmly in cheek. Looking at your avatar, I'd hazard a guess that you're actually a bit of a romantic - and I'd lay odds you have written at least one love poem in your lifetime ...
Nice Hub - I got a few giggles out of it!
And women show love by wanting their husbands to have all the rest and relaxation they need.
A good loving wife takes a younger lover so her husband doesn't tire out or feel humiliated by having to use viagra.
HEY!...i'm just a novice hub mem...i find your post really good..so does it mean you did experience it? hehe Love conquers all,you're right it's definitely the most eloqeunt way of defining what is love...i also love the toilet seat thing hehe...now I won't fall for this trap no more...
This is very interesting. I love how you managed to break the code of silence to inform us ladies. I have to say I must be loved very much. This whole time I thought he was being disrespectful when he was just loving me. AHHH! The single life was cleaner and smelled better but where was the love?
OK. THAT WAS FUNNY!
BILLY ANNE
NIce hub. Now I know. I'm sure my males friends will agree. LOL
Ok, so that all happened then he told me about plan B...who lived elsewhere. So I guess you never know eh. Funny article though, I like it.
M
Excellent, and sooooo true!!!!
A single red rose....Is totally sign that his inlove with you....most specially if the rose is from so far away and ge give it 2 you in midnight...Totally inlove!!!!
being spontaneous in his ways of expressing his feelings is surely one of a sign the guy is inlove..
*falls off her chair laughing*
Dude, this is hilarious! Though, now I'm concerned because my boyfriend doesn't do any of these things. Hell, that boy won't even fart in my general vicinity! Then again, he gives me crap when I belch (which is perfectly natural, and has been proven to be unhealthy if you don't at least burp) and hates when I leave the blankets in a giant jumbled mess on the bed.
Maybe our roles are reversed, and I should start leaving the toilet seat up? ;-D I bet he'd get a kick out of that!
That is disgusting.
Ha. Yeh, right.
Though it is true that love at its finest is displayed in "non-romantic ways". It's the simple, mundane, and not-fun things that prove love - washing up the dishes when your wife is tired...taking a turn getting up at night when the baby cries...cleaning up the garage...
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This way a great way to start off my morning, reading most of those made me think of my bf..he's definatly one of those who does all of the above, cept for calling me another girls name, which is fine by me. When he lets one rip, he doesnt tell me straight up, he says " did u toot?...then smells and plays baseball and throw the fart in my face...lol now take in mind he doesnt do this all the time, but its funny to see how he doesnt think it was him.. he's done one of the under the douvet blows...and WOAHHH when he does that, he doesnt leave...i'm the one who books it out of there till the air clears haha
thanks for the laughs,
Cheers
this is the worst advice ever
Okay, number one cracked me up so hard I thought I was going to die, literally.
Number three, I have to say, is the honest to god truth and it is not limited to the human race. My male dogs and cats literally watch me, with rather pleased smirks on their faces, as I clean and scrub, and when I'm done they ask to be pet. Sick but true. It's a male thing. No wonder so many females eat their mates after copulating.
i hate my bf
ahahaa I talk about the toilet seat in my article too. Top 5 Annoying things about men. you should read it. Great article though. :)
I thought this was serious at first I was like whaaat? Haha funny.
Hysterical... made me actually laugh out loud, not the easiest thing to do- ask my husband! Thanks for brightening up my day!
Eloquent. Goofy. And eloquent.
A LESSON TO PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD....
Marye Audet says:
2 years ago
Very nice. I was absolutely sure of most of these..but now I am concerned about my own marriage due to the inconsistancy of my husband and #1