Sorry. No controversy here, folks. I have enough material for another installment of "stupid questions" as well as anothe installment of "S.H.I.T." and I so want to address other issues but not right now. Now I have a lady friend who watches the Food Network so I thought I should finally edit and publish this hub so she can read it.

I think there are a lot of you out there who are interested in cooking so here is my input about a site I came across a month or two ago. Regulars know I earned Cooking Merit Badge in scouts but I really do not enjoy cooking very much.

(I put out for a good meal. Ask women I have dated! Hell, who am I kidding? If I LIKE you I'll put out for pizza! If I was gay you could probably shove an Angus Burger down my throat and then bend me over and take me in the but, I digress. . .)

"You should-a taste my lasagna
Ay, you no like-a lasagna
That’s okay too
How about-a calzone?"
--Weird Al Yankovich

Preserveandcook.com is a site on "sustenance". The "menu" includes "appetizing" articles on frozen snacks, zucchini, chicken, chocolate and other "tasty" treats. As the "esculent" owner adds: "this site will help with preserv(ing) your garden or farmers market foods . . . lunch and dinner ideas " and more.

One "edible" article is about making lasagna. It first defines the dish for those who have never heard of it. Then the "provision"al piece continues with the classic recipe for up to 8 people and a recipe that can accommodate "any serving size." Finally, this online "entree" concludes with instructions on how to prepare this internet "eatable". Mange! Mange! at preserveandcook.com .

So check out this online "appetizer" and tell me what you think. If you like it--great, if you don't like this particular dish than you can "eat me". Just kidding. You all know I am really just "starving" for attention.

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.