Last one to post is the winner: In memoriam
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DARKSIDE
We are gathered here today, to say farewell to a dear friend. While its life was brief, the last one to post is the winner forum thread was a great contribution to my growth on HubPages.
I have read disparaging remarks by others. But, in truth, this forum thread allowed many of us to forge new friendships, discover new writers, and grow our own fanclubs. I will never forget the friendly competition, the competitive but friendly exchange of wit, or the many people I met, here.
We should not mourn the passing of this friend, but celebrate its life. From its humble beginning in the mind of its creator, Darkside, to its eventual domination of the hubtivity report, it lived a full and fruitful life. Last one to post is the winner died at the respectable age of 369 pages, leaving behind dozens of dependents, friends, and devotees.
The last post!
On a less serious note, I hereby claim victory, as I am having the last word. Upon reviewing the first post, I realized that no mention was made as to where the last post had to be posted. Knowing it was only a matter of time before the thread was closed, I waited patiently for this moment!
First runner up.
Shirley Anderson dearly wanted this victory, and even had some votes on her side. But alas, she has had to accept 2nd place. Sorry Shirley, if sheer volume were the criteria, you would have won hands down.
2nd runner up
SirDent is a jackalope hunter extraordinaire, and a dangerous competitor. His tactic of feigning niceness, then swooping in at the last moment, nearly yielded dividends. It is most unfortunate that he spent so much time trying to make money from his water creator, that he lost his focus, and must settle for the bronze, here.
Rounding out the field
These are, in no particular order, the serious competitors who hung on to the bitter end.
Bob Ewing: A tricky individual, who popped in regularly to make seemingly innocent comments. These comments were innocuous enough that, often, nobody realized he had seized the position of last post. Also a very informed gardener, and world renowned maker of jackalope stew.
B.T. Evilpants: His love of butter tarts was his eventual undoing. A jackalope without peer, and a vicious participant in this contest. He put in a valiant effort, but he was thrown into a butter tart induced diabetic coma at the last moment.
Drummer Boy: Put in a HUGE effort, but was a late entrant. Try as he may, he just could't catch up. Better luck next time, my friend!
Ruthie17: Possibly the most feared competitor (except for the evil jackalope, of course). Her continual attempts to chase everyone away with jokes of questionable hilarity were legendary. But again, close but no cigar. Sorry Ruthie.
Lest We Forget
I would be remiss if I did not mention the Last One To Post Is The Winner's own poet laureate, ProCw. He threw out rhyme after rhyme, in an heroic effort to secure a victory. But alas, his words fell just short of the mark. His prose, while formidable, could serve no other purpose, than to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. You will be remembered well, old friend.
There were many late comers, who put in a heroic effort, but just didn't have time to get up to speed. There were also dozens of hubbers who made appearances of varying frequency throughout the life of this thread. I am a fan of them all. Especially Darkside, our esteemed founder. Thank you all for a Funride (Another fierce combatant, who dropped out in the early running).
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Well as far as the last post goes. I think this one counts also. So that makes me the winner and not the third place finisher. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I think that your comment counts as an appendix to my hub, SirDent. If you want the last word, you'll have to write your own hub, redundant as that may be. And I haven't smoked a pipe in years.
Hmmm. I see your point. I miss that old thread.
Thanks for the comment GF. I'm sure that in the wake of this sudden death, more opportunities for witty banter will arise.
What a beautiful eulogy and touching tribute! I miss that old forum like crazy, but I'm getting help for the withdrawal symptoms.
Just one little point that I'd like to clear up though - I was pronounced winner a long time ago! Oh, how everyone seems to have forgotten that. Good thing I'm not the type of person who gets bitter.
Seriously, I had such a good time! Loved the spirit and the people. Glad I still know where to find you all.
Wonderful job, RMR. Thx for bringing closure.
P.S. The jackalope took credit for this in the forum.
The withdrawal kept me off HubPages for almost 24 hours. Of course, a computer scare didn't help. But mainly, it was sheer depression that put me on the sidelines. I had developed the habit of logging on first thing in the morning and keeping that thread running in the background until I turned off the computer, and the sudden shock of its closure left me bereft. Thank you, rmr, for helping me achieve closure.
It was a blast, everybody. Ahem . . . could we do it again?
Hey, I never even began, so I think I am the last post.
Sigh, it was fun wasn't it?
rmr! I think a wake is in order here. Who will organize it?
in sympathy Zsuzsy
rmr, This is a brilliant write up on the late "last one to post thread" Not sure about who is the official winner, but you win with this hub;)
Regarding that thread, i was just about to post a message when i saw the last two comments in that thread which was Bobs random comment and then Maddies, saying the thread has been closed down! and unlucky to Shirley who was a great contender and deserved winner! but officially its Maddie as she was last person to post!
I dropped in once in awhile but could never sustain the conversation cause I had to go to work. Well it was nice while it lasted. Got some insights to the people above too. :) Great euology rmr.
That was such a fun thread! I am glad it has a living memory here!
PS.
Last one to post is the winner: In memoriam!I win!!
:)
Nice try, compu-smart. I must refer you to comment #3 on this page!
Just dropped in.....missing you all. <teary sniff> Maybe talk to you in the chatroom.
Drop in, any time Shirley. You are always welcome. I'm a bit distracted at the moment, though. There seem to be beatle remnants scattered around my desk, for some reason.
Don't look at B.T. He didn't do it.
Too funny. I didn't realize any of you were actually getting out of it.
Nice attempt at claiming the win...
It was fun.
Oh sure, where am I in that, eh? :P
On another note, have we tried resurrecting this Last to post fun somewhere else?
We're all out of it, DJ. They threw us out!
Stacie! I Think this is the first of my hubs that you have visited. Welcome! And what do you mean by "attempt?" I think the logic is iron clad!
Bob, you're right. It was fun, and I will miss it dearly.
Charlotte, you should be proud that you didn't make this list! It means that you had better things to do, than make silly forum posts for hours at a time. I think someone did try to revive it, but the attempt was immediately squashed.
Shirley, why are you covering for B.T.? Do I detect the developement of a soft spot for him? Don't let the furry cuteness fool you! He's still as evil as ever!!!
Congratulations!
Unfortunately I possess the trophy for the victor of this game, and as good of a battle you fought, rmr, this trophy will not be given to you.
Pictures of the trophy can be found here: http://www.emphatic.com/bobg/webby-trophy.jpg
Just ignore the writing on the plate of that trophy...that was there for demonstration purposes only.
That is a very nice trophy! But careful observation of the rules would suggest that I am, in fact, the winner. If you don't believe me, I will have to send the jackalope around to visit you. Thanks for stopping by, though!
haha rmr, well let's just say that if the price is "right", you might be "awarded" this trophy...
Let me check with Shirley's lawyers to make sure I've got the OK to do that...
The check will be in the mail, shortly. Courtesy of Jackalope Enterprises, LLC
Excellent! Now, depending on how many ZEROS I see on the check, you will be awarded the trophy! (With the correct plaque, of course)
I have examined the check in question, prior to placing it in the mail. I can personnaly verify that it contains several zeros. As a matter of fact, it contains ONLY zeros. I hope this is to your satisfaction.
B.T. Evilpants
CEO
Jackalope Ent. LLC
Well Maddie, unfortunately rmr has already been "awarded" his trophy. This is, however, contingent upon how many zeros are in his check that is in the mail at this point.
So if you are able to scrape together a bigger payoff, I might be able to pull a few strings for ya.
I would also like to point out your own words:
"...I am, in fact, going to be the last one to post... not because I want to ruin the fun or take the prize..."
The "last one to post is the winner" laywer team has accurately concluded, then, that you have forfeited your rights to the awards inherent in the contest.
Warm regards! ;)
WC, it is nice to see that you are coming to your senses! I shall gladly accept this trophy, and add it to the trophy case that holds the highly valued awards from all the inane, and insignificant contests I have won! It is always nice to be recognized for my efforts (I assure you it had nothing to do with the fact that I had nothing better to do with my time). Thank you!
Well, rmr, the check came in the mail today and I have some news.
The good news is that there were PLENTY of zero's on the check.
The bad news is that there were no numbers higher than a zero, thus rendering the value of the check at the going rate of recycled paper of that size and weight.
Therefore, it is with much sadness that I must inform you that you will not be receiving this beautiful trophy for your efforts in the thread contest:
http://www.emphatic.com/bobg/webby-trophy.jpg
I thank you for your participation. Please stay tuned for the announcement of the actual winner of the trophy.
Oh, gosh and golly gee, I'm so choked up after reading all of this that I can hardly see through my tears. Thank you so much for including me, I just don't know what to say! How about one last joke for the road to honor our dear departed forum?
"The old woman is very upset as her husband has just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. But the instant she sees him she starts crying.
One of the undertakers walks up to her and trys to give her some comfort in this somber moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest husband is wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange.
The next day the old widow lady returns to the undertakers to have one last moment with her darling hubby before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as he is now resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied.
The undertaker then continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads."
We've all been "swapped" to different places on HubPages now and it's proving hard to "reassemble" our group somewhere else. I'm like Cheryl, I used to put the thread on first thing in the morning and run it in the background, commenting periodically throughout the day and only turn it off when I closed the computer at night.
I raise my glass of butter tart wine to you all! You and the thread are sorely missed!!
Thanks for coming by, Ruthie! I miss it, too. Feel free to come back here, and leave a joke whenever the mood strikes you!
::sniff:: ::sniff::
So... I didn't even place after all of that typing... drat! :) Even so, great eulogy, Darkside! :)
So, in an effort to regain some sort of remembrance of my posts to the forum on this topic before it ::sniff:: passed, here's a poem.
- - - - -
There once were some days, not long ago, that we posted and posted again,
Into a forum that was filled with love and with efforts from all to win.
We all typed and typed, till the end of the night, but with only a final note,
From Maddie, the mod., she gave its farewell in the final words that she wrote.
- - - - -
We'll miss you, Last one to post is the winner!
ProCW
PS. I can't stop ::sniff:: missing it! :(
I kinda miss that forum tread too :(
Time really goes like crazy, 10 months has passed and it looks like it was yesterday... thanks for the mention ;)
I wonder if it would have still been going if we hadn't practically brought the hubtivity page to a halt.
I always pictured somebody manually updating the hubtivity report. pulling out their hair and cursing us all. I know it doesn't work that way, but that's what stuck in my head. And I suspect it would still be going on, and I would be way out in the lead by now!
Oh no, buster! You know very well that I was in the lead. Wedding Consultant said so!
You write obituaries professionally too, rmr?? I missed out on all the fun, but enjoyed the hub about it!
Laughing Mom, it was great fun! And if Maddie hadn't shut us down, I would be the winner.
I think I'll sit back and watch this battle awhile. Wait! Let me grab my popcorn....
Many friends were made in that forum. You did miss a good time, Laughing Mom.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news Shirley, but Maddie DID shut us down and THIS was the last post. HA!
I bet we could revive that thread right here. I know I've seen hubs with hundreds of comments!
Oh my gwashh.. How nifty , by the way what thread was that???Lol let's revitalize and bring it back to life. I am with B.T. let's do it!!!:)
Yea BT that might work except for one thing. RMR can delete any comments he wants and is automatically the winner.O f course I am only saying that he can, not that he would do anything like that you know.
Okay, I'm back. With a large bucket, extra butter and MnMs. What did I miss??
B.T.'s here!!!!!!
Uh, no. I have plenty of witnesses, Mr-I'm-the-official-winner-pants! You check the rule book, I think you'll find that once authorities step in, the winning position reverts back to the actual game.
SD, are you suggesting what I'm thinking you're suggesting?
Oh, and sure! You're gonna start again when I have to go away tomorrow! Coincidence?
And another thing! :)
BT - one of Maddie's hubs has THOUSANDS of comments. Thousands, boys and girls. Lots of playground! This hub could make RMR rich and famous.
Laughing Mom: You are hilarious, please pass the popcorn, did you bring the soda???Lol:)
LM what you missed is AEvans is going to go and find that forum thread and try to revive it, bit it was closed by a moderator. Can't blame management for closing it cause it was slowing the whole site down.
Shirley, if I recall, not one management member of HubPages declared you the winner.
It all seem silliness. I love it.
Shirley, if you check the official rules, you will see that I have found and exploited a grey area. All part of the evil genius from which sir Evilpants was born, Mwa-a-a-aaaah.
Since Shirley's going away tomorrow, does the last post tonight count as the official winner? If that's the case, you going to have to give me another second --I got see how much more popcorn I have in the pantry and find the kids Valentine candy stash. And I guess I'm going to need something to wash this down with.... NO ONE MOVE!
SD, you mean that Wedding Consultant isn't official? Dang!
You know, I wrote a hug today that has over 4000 words in it. I have never written over 2000 I think. I am not sure what to do with it., It isn't published yet. I may add more info to it.
I'm canging my name to "Last One To Post" I WIN! :)
I've been working on a hub about a jackalope wedding for 2 weeks now. For some reason, every time I start writing, the Teddy Bears Picnic song starts playing in my head. Very distracting.
LM, unless a staffer steps in and shuts it down, there wil be no official winner tonight. As a combatant in the original battle, I can tell you that our grandchildren will someday pick up the fight. This thing could go for years, and it got pretty ugly last time.
Well, all the better for me. I remembered that I've already raided the candy stash.
Well I'm of to bed, but I will swoop back in for the win tomorrow!
Well I went to go find it as Sir Dent said my goodness he knows me all to well!!! I am the last to post, why can't I be last ??snifff snufff:(
Honestly I love this , it is sooooo much fun,,,Lol:)
Okay, no fair, I was working. You all have this evil plot to advance when I'm at my busiest, don't you?
I'm on to you, RMR! You found a loophole and jumped right in. My mother always said to watch out for the quiet ones.
Don't think I've forgotten any of the diabolically evil ploys that took place in the original thread.
AEvans, did you find the thread?
http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/4667
to
http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/4667?page=369#post
369 pages of pure silliness and perseverance. Everyone wanted the prize, although no one knew for sure what it was.
I see your game SD. Feigning helpfulnes, while attempting to take the win! Nice try!!!
OMG!!! I feel like I have waken a monster LOL.
So nice to see you all here having fun ;)
Did I won the game!? :D
Funride, I wondered last night what made you seek out this hub. :)
By the way folks, I'm the last one to post here.
Yes, Shirley. I think you are the winner.
Shirley you are very sadly mistaken. You cannot be the last one to post here because I have posted after you.
8 hours since the last comment? This thing will never be revived like this! I guess that leaves me in the catbird seat, firmly in the last to post position!
Umm you may have to rethink your position RMR.
Ok. I have rethought, and I am still winning.
Okay, rmr. You are indeed winning.
Wanna bet?
Are you sure about that?
Ok guys. I'm sure we can work this out. It will go much easier, once you realize that I'm the winner, here.
I'm not arguing with you, rmr! You WERE the last.
Oh, maybe that was me.
I will realize that you are the winner, RMR, when it is completely finished and you are the last one to post.
One quick point, here. I must point out that if I am not the winner at this point in time, I will be the eventual winner. As a responsible hubber, I consider it my duty to reply to any and all comments on my hubs. Therefore, mine will always be the final post, thus making me the winner by default! Have a nice day!
I do commend you for your honorable nature, rmr, unlike the inconsistent honorability of the jackalope in residence and flight. Lo, though he be entertaining, he be comatose or comatic.
I don't think he's comatose, Patty. Exhausted, perhaps. There has been a recent influx of people who are intersted in purchasing articles. So it's the "good" kind of exhausted, but exhausted just the same!
Hmm, jackalope articles hit a high rise. News at 11.
Indeed!
I need to hear more about the jackalope articles.
SirDent, they are not jackalope articles, per se. I have just had to write some things for clients latlely, and it has cut into Evilpants' hubbing time. Thanks for asking. By the way, I'm winning again!
No, you're not!
It sure feels like I am.
Can't always go by how it feels.
Ok. It also looks like I am winning.
The eyes of man cannot see clearly at all times.
Sheesh! Some things never change. I turn my back and there you two are, trying to butt in line and win.
He started it!!! And what do you mean by TRYING to win?
Excuse me, that should have been past tense. I WON!
But I'm still going to keep my eye on you guys.
The eyes of a man may not be trustworthy, but the eyes of a jackalope can see pretty doggone far! And from where I stand, I can see everyone else behind me!
Turn around, you're looking the wrong way.
Nanner-nanner!
Could I get some peanut butter with those nanners? That's yummy!
I have some peanut butter left over from the salmonilla batch BT.
Mmmm, sounds good, SD. Maybe if you guys all eat some, I can get some rest instead of having to run ahead all the time.
By the way, I win!
You do not Shirley.
Send it to me, and I'll bake you guys some cookies! I'm cool like that.
Ladies first!
And Knights second ( I mean last to post)
Oh, SirDent! BT has some nice cookies for you, fresh from the oven! He's cool like that! If you want to be nice back, make him eat some salmonella-y good peanut butter jackalope treats. Just tell him they're butter tarts.
Ladies first? Oh no! I should go ahead, you know, to make sure it's safe.
Hmmm.....where'd the jackalope go? He was supposed to feed you some tainted, I mean tasty cookies.
Did someone say butter tarts?
Hey, how'd you get back here so fast?? Aren't you supposed to be in the kitchen whipping up a batch of your world famous salmonella sandies?
Like I said, somebody said butter tarts. That's like the magic word!
I am not a cookie eater Shirley.
Besides, he has no thumbs. He can't mix the ingredients without my help.
BT, there's a case of butter tarts in it for you if you keep these guys busy long enough for me to win this contest. ;)
SirDent, it's okay if you'd rather eat the peanut butter straight from the spoon.
That's ok, SD. I have something special for you!
RMR, I hear tell that BT can use other parts of his body for mixing - paws, antlers. Just makes you want to gobble up those cookies even more, doesn't it?
I would like to have some butter tarts too!!!!:)
Tempting, Shirley, but to do that, I would also have to lose! That's just not in the cards.
Sure you wouldn't rather have some cookies AEvans? They're piping hot!
AE, if you have butter tarts, you'd best keep them away from B.T. He's an addict, you know. He finally kicked it about a year ago. As far as I know, he's been clean since.
BT.....perhaps you missed the point of my bribe?
I'm here again to win this game -- when's the game to start?
Oh gosh... the Evil Pants is here --- and with butter tarts?
Hi SirDent and rmr and Shirley Anderson!
How are you all? It's been a while! Now, where's the starting gun?
Heck, I was hoping for the finishing gun! I've crossed the finish line so many times that I feel like I'm in that Groundhog Day movie.
Is this not the beginning of a new and fruit-filled game?
I thought it was because the last one's end, truely was too lame!
BTW - rmr --- :)
Shirley Anderson was the REAL winner! :)
:P :P :P hehe
Fruit? I'd like a plum or banana, please.
THANK-YOU, PROCW!!
I rest my case, gentlemen. I have a witness.
It seems I have fallen behind to last. Must mean I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a cosnpiracy cooked up by Shirley and ProCW. I have some prunes for you Shirley.
the fruit to which i did refer was the glory of the win...
without any cheating of the one in control --- the one that lied - in sin! :) (rmr)
hehe
yes, it must mean you've won sirdent!!! :) hehe ('til shirley posts again) :)
prunes - YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
SirDent, please refer to the second post above you. /\ The one by ProCW. I think you'll find that the issue of who won is settled.
Thanks for playing.
Okay, I have to edit again. You guys are posting faster than I can type.
Ex-nay on the runes-pay!!
:D :)
I have a bushel basket full of them shirley. Are you sure you don't want them?
what are you talkin' about shirley? i have both screens goin'... email is opened up and so is this page... i might have to bring my laptop back in here to keep up with you!!!!!!!! :)
You know, SD, those prunes would be great in your peant butter cookies. You should send them to BT.
Oh, so that's how you're doing it, CW. Do all of you have multiple cpu's and monitors? No fair!
i agree!!!!!!!!!! :)
my agree-ing-ness was to shirley! :)
:P hehe - easier!!!!!!!!!! :)
Thank-you, CW. Very gentlemanly of you!
For crying out loud! I should just stay here and add on to one comment. No, wait, I won't win again that way.
oh gosh i should be workin' on the hubmob graphic... i (admittedly) know last week's was just horrible... :) maybe i'll be able to redeem myself... :)
you're welcome! :)
if i stay here will i win? :)
It was not horrible! You take that back! Your graphics are always fabulous!
Ahhhhh! You did it again!
'cept last week's! :)
:P what'd i do? :)
Geez, this sounds familiar only with graphics instead of copy. :)
You're sitting there watching me, ready to spring with your next line of text, aren't you?
Lucky for you guys that I have to get up early for work. Feel free to post in vain, until I return to claim my rightful place in the winner's circle.
hehehe... :P you take THAT back shirley ---- all of your copy is fabulous!!!! :)
darn it --- are you gonna say that you're the winner again? SHAME! :) shirley is the true winner and we all know it! :) :P
me or rmr? --- he's the one with the multiple personality thing goin' on --- i bet he has some jackalope in toronto spyin' on you this very minute!!! :)
Uh, you've been eating those funny cookies, haven't you, RMR? You have some strange ideas.
Yeah, CW! Well, so's your graphics!
Good-night, RMR! Say g'night to the jackalope for me. Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
thddddddddddddddddpt, shirley! (to last week's graphic --- it sucked and i know it... i'm okay with it though --- i spent no time on it!!! :))
yeah, night night rmr... :)
Actually, last year that jackalope stole RMR's car, crossed the border and snuck into my basement. He was all hepped up on butter tarts and whiskey. Left a trail of droppings all over the place, too.
Why don't you do that Shirley?
You all are nutz! Shirley won
shirley --- couldn't he have at least cleaned up after himself? :)
Thank-you, CC Riter! I've always like you!
SD - do what? Leave a trail of droppings all over the basement? Oh no, I'm not eating any of your evil prunes.
No, sadly, CW. He was on the run from the law and very dangerous at the time, so I just waited until he was gone. He did apologize afterwards, though.
cc - i'm not crazy... :) i know shirley won! :) i told everyone in the forum that even before it was over! :)
glad he at least apologized! :) but he could've called in merrymaids or something... shame on him for leaving that for YOU to clean up!
Ha Ha like you too Sa, BT, Prowhatever and all the rest too g'nite
No kidding, CW! Merrymaids....is that like Merry Men? I assume it is a housecleaning company?
G'nite, CC! Sweet dreams!
that might have even been better for you! :) hehe... better than those construction-types that always hang around you, huh? :) hehe
g'nite cc
Oh, ugh! Definitely better. They can leave Robin Hood at home, though.
haha... :) i had a comment for here, but it'd be more suitable in an e-mail... :)
Can't wait. Hey, I have to ask this since you always pop in after me....are you trying to win?
me?
Uh-huh, you. Gee, you're good, I didn't catch on right away.
You may win tonight, because you will OBVIOUSLY post after me, but I'll be back tomorrow. Now, though, I'm going to grab some beauty sleep and see it it helps. :)
Night, gents!
i think that was how it was in the forum for a very LONG time too... and i didn't even get mentioned above... sniff sniff... :)
i have to work on the graphic anyway... so i'll leave this be for now... put one more post up and you've got me... :)
night all... :)
Is she gone? Ok, I have the last post, so I can finally go to bed! Night all.
Night, B.T.!
no u don't u evil man. er jackoffloaf
What did you call me, CC?
I was not talking to you. was I? hell, I ain't awake yet. ha ha Are you BT too? alter egos huh? 2 hub accounts? ha ha
Hey you! I'm gonna have trouble with you, aren't I, CC? You're going to try to win this thing, aren't you?
Well, shoo!
You know, CC just can't win this thing.
I know it and you know it, but he doesn't.
Oh, look at that! I just won.
You know, CC, if you give up this easily, I'll be disappointed.
Some just aren't cut out for perseverance.
Just stopping by to see how things are going around here. Good to see you all.
I couldn't read all these comments. it takes too long. Anyway can we get another forum started on this? I didn't get to participate in the first one.
Someone tried to restart it, a few days after its demise, gwendy, and it was immediately killed by hp.
ProCw, why do you keep alluding to the fact that you weren't mentioned? Your epitaph is plainly visible up there!
Looks like the action is dying down a bit. Perhaps I will keep my throne.
Hi LM. Welcome back!
You know rmr, you could do a hub and the last one to comment wins, just an idea.
Perhaps not RMR.
I just won Gwnedymom. Don't you love knowing someone who is a winner?
sorry Sirdent, I just won.
Outstanding idea, gwendymom!
Who won?
Me!!!
I think Shirley won.
No, I think it was me.
Ok. I must have been mistaken.
Well someone needs to figure it out.
It was me, see.
Maybe rmr needs to bring in an impartial judge and set up a "secret" ending date and time.
Where is he, anyway?
Who knows,probably wondering why we keep posting on this hub, lol!
I win!!!!
For now, gwendymom.
Actually it was Darkside that started the whole mess.
But I am going to finish it Sirdent and laughing Mom.
It is an impossible task that is ahead of you Gwendymom. I hope you can persevere. Some don't play fair and will do anything to win. Keep an eye on yoru children please. There is an evil jackalope running around here.
That jackalope doesn't scare me, too much anyway. I am a little afraid of his hornyness though.
Yeah, I think you guys better run and hide.
Dang it, maybe. We'll shall see if he shows his horny little head.
The jackalope isn't the one who wants your children.
I'm going to let the two of you hash it out.
Now I am creeped out. Who wants my children? Do they know they need braces and that their college tuition isn't paid for yet? They won't want them for too long.
I am going to bed and don't actually care at the moment, well maybe I do just a little.
Gwendymom I appreciate that you wrote that you wanted to meet me in the forum thread, That's very cool . :) Very few want to meet me actually I think.
Why would you say that Sirdent. You have been great. You were one of the first people I met on here and have always been very nice to me. I don't know why anybody wouldn't want to meet you.
Last one to post? Is there a prize for "last one to know?"
They don't like what I write about. Good night everyone.
Oh well. Can't please everyone all the time. Don't worry sirdent. You will always have me as your fan if that helps. Good night and sweet dreams.
CR, I don't know but it seemed like fun.
Good morning losers. I can finally relax and enjoy my victory. :D
Brief though it may be!
It may have been brief, but at least I was there.
And now you're not! By the way, I would like to meet you too! Or have I already? You don't happen to own a really big gun, do you?
Well I guess that my time zone difference works for me for once.
A thought I wonder how long this hub will run before the Hub Police close it.
RMR great idea you will get lotsa traffic!
Hi sixty. This hub is nearly a year old, now. It never got this much traffic until Funride revived it, just the other day!
Wow, 369 posts on a forum thread! Looks like I missed a lot of fun. But I'm in on this one, if it's still going.
I think Shirley should win a prize for the persistence, determination and stamina she's shown here! :)
I'm back if only for a moment in passing thru. haha hi rmr
did I win yet. LOL haha Shirley
Hi Pam! For the record, it was 369 pages of posts. I thinks there's 20 posts on a page. People started to complain that it was the only thing on the hubtivity report, sometimes!
C.C! You did win, if only for a moment. But don't worry, you're still a winner in my book!
I see others are trying to horn in and take the win. ROOKIES!!!!!!!!!!
369 PAGES! What a monster. Thanks for clearing that up rmr!
*Pam opens the hub door and pushes CC and SirDent out...slams door and barricades it with a bookshelf*
Nice move, Pam! I think you will find that SirDent doesn't give up easily, though. If you scroll up several dozen comments, he left a link to the thread in question. It's an interesting read, if you have a week or two worth of free time. It's also my place of birth!
SirDent, rookies indeed. But you could have your work cut out for you. I believe Ms.Roberson is in line for rookie of the year! By the way, I'm winning again.
Thanks for the tip rmr, but there's no time for that now! I have to start setting up these Acme booby traps that I just bought!! :)
*Pam installs a trip wire with a pail of water hanging over the door"
"Goes back inside as the water pail dumps water on him."
I may be wet, but I am in the lead.
Oh sure, give rmr all the credit for my tip! Well, that's ok. It happens all the time. Why are people always mixing us up like that? I'm waaaay better looking than that guy!!
You had better be careful, SD. Next time it may not be water!
B.T.- Dream on!
Oops BT! I need more coffee pronto! Sorry!
Ah, I see that SirDent doesn't give up easily even when he's soaking wet.
*Pam resets trip wire, refills bucket with stew, and spreads out a fake hole in the floor*
"cuts the wire and picks up the hole moving it inside to where Pam is standing and drops it on her head"
Drats! Foiled again!
*Pam frantically digs through her Acme costume bag, puts on a Girl Scout uniform, and pulls out a few boxes of fake cookies to distract SirDent from the comment box*
"Macaroons? Pecan Sandies? Snickerdoodles? Help the girl scouts out kind sir?" said with lots of innocent blinking.
*rubbing hands together hoping he goes for the snickerdoodles which are rigged with a stink bomb*
"buys the snickerdoodles from Pam and pays her with money that is loaded with cherry bobs"
I win!!!!!
I wouldn't say that yet.
KAPOW! A cherry bomb explosion sets Pam's hair on fire, so she sticks her head in the bucket of stew. Hmmm, crafty guy this SirDent is! She digs once again through her Acme costume bag and dresses up like an old lady...pretending to fall to the floor, she says...
"Hep me, Hep me! I've fallen and can't get up! Grab that life alert button SirDent and press the button quick!"
Heheheheheeee! The fake life alert button is set to explode with tear gas that will prevent him from seeing the comment box for HOURS!!!
"Wahahahahaaa!" *cough, snort*
*runs past Gwendy and CC knocking them both down and out so they can't comment*
Just for the record, SirDent, I like all of your writing.
And Pam---you're better than watching Looney Tunes!!
Oh--and I'm currently winning this crazy game.
Not for long missy laughing mom!
*Pam crouches behind the bodies of Gwendy and CC and commences to open fire at LM with a slingshot loaded with eggs...stinky eggs*
By the time you wash that off this contest will be MINE! All MINE!
Waahahahaaahahaaaaaa! *cough, sputter, snort*
You forget, Pam. I'm a mom. Being covered in nasty, stinky, sticky stuff is not new to me. I'm very resiliant. But I see that I am up against a well-trained and well-armed adversary. Perhaps when this is all over and I have received the prize, we might remain friends.....
"presses the life alert button and is exploded flying high in the air. after two and a half minutes comes back down landing on Pam"
What a trip!!!!!!!
LM just for the record, I only said that earlier trying to throw Gwendymom off. I must say, she hangs tough still. What does a man have to do to get a little sympathy around here?
I win!
Once again, nobody told me there was a fight going on. Geez. I gotta get out more!
Nope, I win!
CR, stick with me baby. You should know that where I am there will soon be a fight to follow!
time for a bong bomb. phfffft!
I win!
Not yet you, you. you damn!
Wha??? Who am I? Where am I? I think someone just fell on me!
*shakes head*
Okay Laughing Mom, fair enough, I'll have to use a different strategy on you! And I see you Gwendy, Chris and CC! I have booby traps for all of you!
I will win, mark my words!
That's right CC! But I still know how to stalk and pounce! ;)
*Pam hides behind the door ready to sling some kitty poo at the first person who gets near the comment box*
Oh sure, I go to sleep and the frey begins. <sigh> Just like old times.
Thanks, LM and Pam! You are both right, I was declared winner in the original thread, managed to wrack up a couple of thousand posts. My sheer determination alone earned me the title of WINNER.
Getting the male HP populace to comply with the ruling has proved challenging.
Hence, the rematch!
(Unafraid, Christoph steps into the comment box)...SPLAT...OOoooo, Pam Roberson! How could you? Kitty Poo? Uggghh.
You should probably clean that off your shoes, Christoph.
I'm more concerned about my face at the moment, Shirley.
I see I'm going to have to quit my day job, to keep you guys in line! But for now, I'll just go ahead and take the victory.
YES one down! Sorry about the poo Christoph. After I WIN, I'll help clean you up. ;)
I think I'm going to need some backup now that the place is getting more busy. I'm off to recruit and buy more booby traps!
*Pam clotheslines rmr on her way out*
Pam you are ruthless, but I can handle it. CR, man you are going to need a hot shower after that one. Whew, stinky!
Seems like every time you guys get together, everyone winds up in the shower. Has Chichi been here? Nice try, by the way, but I still win. And another thing, who clotheslined me!?
It's true, I am not sure how that happens. We are just a bunch of dirty people I guess. BTW, that was Pam that clotheslined you.
That's right Pam, I ratted you out, and I will do it again.
I win!
Hey Gwendy!
*Pam devises a ploy to distract Gwendy from seeing Pam's secret evil plan of setting up phoney comment boxes all over rmr's hub so that no one will know which one to use!*
You're missing a really good nakie hubjacking Gwendy...over there...about two doors down! I think Benson is throwing another party too! *pointing frantically out the hub door* Quick, quick before you miss it!
Baahahahahahahaaaa!
Pam should be more careful about who she clotheslines. B.T. is dying to get out. I almost lost him when I got clotheslined!
I take it back! Pam, I owe you a debt of gratitude. Your last comment put me over the top! I finally have a hub with more comments than any of B.T.'s! He has been absolutely impossible to live with, up until now.
Oh my! Was that you rmr? That closthesline thingie was an accicent. Uh huh, really. My arm flew up and you just happened to be there and I just happened to be running by all innocent like. hehehehe!
I yam ze weenair!
Now, where is ze food? Pam said yew had boofay wis ze food!
Chi Chi, you mean weiner, I am the winner!
She must have been referring to the jackalope that hangs out in my basement scarfing butter tarts!
Chi Chi! Where have you been?
Hey, I thought BT went through the 12 step program to shake that butter tart monkey on his back.
Hey! Back off loverboy, I saw her first!
Now, boys. I hope this doesn't result in fistacuffs.
Hi Shirley. B.T. only made it to step #8 before Zsuzsy Bee published her butter tart recipe hub. Now he just claims to be clean.
Christoof mon sweet! i moost go to ze basement fair weiners, bootair tarts, und ze foozy jockaloop! ShiShi mees yew!
I think it could get worse than that, Shirley. It sounds like everyone should run away in shame. I'll wait here and hold the place down.
Hey pal! You better just...well heeeellooo Chichi! Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly.
*gasp* the pro is here...Shirley. She's going to be a tough cookie!* *Bong...an idea*
Hey Shirley...Paul's on the phone...you know, Paul with the Beatles? The one you wanted to marry? Yea, he wants to talk to you real bad. He's on hold, you'd better hurry! I'll leave some comments here for you! Bahahahahahaaa!
And Ringo's in the basement. B.T. has him all tied up.
Oh, Pam! I got all tingly and excited there for a minute but then I realized that Paul is not on hold, that it is an evil attempt to get me to abdicate the Last One to Post throne!
Ohhhh, I'm gonna have to watch you!
Oh, wait. My mistake. That's Chichi he's tying up. He put Ringo to work making a new batch of tarts.
I feel kind of sorry for Ringo. However, since he'll no longer accept mail from his fans, I say let BT have his way with Mr. Ringo Pants.
OH my foozy jockaloop! Wair have yew been? Yew smell of bootair tarts und kitty poo! Shishi mees yew und shase yew all ovair hoobpages!
I weenair again!
This calls for special help!
If you people keep this up, I'm going to have a really hard time winning again.
Oh no.
Here we go again!
If we had any sense we'd be doing something useful. Like planting veggie gardens for when it will cost $20 to buy a carrot!
[looks around - they've all gone to get a spade].
So I win!
Ah-ha! I see what you tried to do there, Mr. Eric!
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist, Eric. Welcome to the jungle!!
Oh Shirley, really, honest, scout's honor, vulcan hand sign, Paul was on the phone! You'd better go check again!
We were taking up most of the hubtivity page again a minute ago. Quick, everybody go make comments elsewhere so we don't get RMR's hub shut down.
Edit (cause I can't keep up): I'm sitting beside the phone, Pam. No musac, no Paul, no nuttin'. Me thinks it is a ploy.
HA Eric, ShiShi no like ze carrots! I ween!
AAaarrrrrrggggghhh. Whaaaarrrrrrs Chi Chi? I can smell her perfume and even stronger booze!
Oh you're good Shirley! But SERIOUSLY I think one of your hubs is getting jacked right now as we speak! The nerve! The outrage! You'd better save your hub before it's too late!!
Hi Captain. I think you're hear early! Talk like a pirate day is some time in September!
COPTEEN!
*swoon* Probably from the cheap booze, but all the same she feels swoony over the captain's rugged presence.
Come to me before I faint on ze comment box!
Nice try, Pam!
Hey, speaking of which....why would somebody steal one of my hubs to post on Barnes & Noble book reviews? It was posted by Anonymous and has no links going anywhere. Maybe it was the author.
Okay, back to the task at hand.
PAM, YOUR PROFILE PAGE IS ON FIRE!! QUICK, GO SAVE WHAT YOU CAN!
Ahhhhhrrrrrgggggg! Whaaaaarrrrrss Chi Chi! I can smell her perfume and the even stronger smell of hard liquoooorrrrr. It's intoxicating! Deja Vu.
I'd like to be intoxicated. Alas, I am not.
I'll catch you before you hit your pretty head on the pavement, cracking it open like a case of birth control pills!
How romantic!
Yikes! Hub on fire??
*Pam dashes for the door nearly knocking the Captain over*
Hey, wait a minute, none of my hubs have scores worth scorching myself over! Good try Shirley! LOL!
I yam here copteen! Here! Me wis ze heaving bosom und pouty leeps!
*burp*
Bring more scotch! Or MD 20/20! Or Boones Farm! Or vanilla!
Do you mind, Chi-Chi? Pam and I are trying to have a conversation.
I think you and the Captain need to get a room. You two are steaming up my screen.
Woohoo! Ringo's all mine! After he makes the butter tarts, I think he'll be picking up the dog poop in the yard!!
Oh, Chi Chi! You're heaving bosom reminds me of the swelling seas, your lips of the rocky crags at Madagacar....I want you, Chi Chi. Here! Now! On the comment box! Oh, yea (reaches in his pirate coat and removes a pint of MD) Here, my spicy tart! Now give me your treasure chest! AAArrrgggmmmmmmmmmmm
I yam boot a damzel in ze deestress! A room? Yeeees! Ze room!
I ween again!
BT, please take pics! They'd probably worth a nice chunk of change.
I don't think so, Chi-Chi.
Besides, the Captain has other plans for you! ;)
*rmr exits to find a mop*
Yes, Chi Chi, when you get me, you win! What is that scallywag there. Hmmmm...Rabbit stew!
You might want to add a little bleach or Lysol to the water, RMR.
Pics? Of Ringo,or the unnatural act that appears to be playing out on rmr's comment box?
Way ahead of you Shirley.
I'd say either - people will pay you to show them pics of Ringo and pay you not to show them pics of the Captain and Chi-Chi fouling the comment box.
*gulp, gulp, gulp* Ze Mad Dog is goood! I see yew aire ze mad dog tew!!
*Chichi swipes all the stuff off of the comment box like she's seen in the movies and plops her round hips on the post comment button*
Ah, I can't see yew copteen! My heaving bosom is like ze tsunami! Take me, take me, take me to ze sea!
Oh, I'm closing my eyes!
Ok, I got Ringo in a french maid outfit, and Chichi in a...what the Hell is that?
*Closes eyes!* I'll be back to get you in a bit Shirley!
rmr...House is on TV! Right now! Hehehehe! :D
Don't ask, BT. Pass the Pepto Bismol, will ya?
Ringo in a French maid outfit....now, I'd pay to see that.
LOVE House! He's not on Tuesdays here anymore.
Thanks Pam. Caught it on the dvr!
THAT my leetle jockaloop is a fake mink bikini (or did she forget to shave?) wis a candy necklace around my neck zat is throbbing wis ze passion of ze moment. If ze Copteen doesn't eat ze candy, zen it weel be my dinnair.
I put House on the dvr, so that I could watch The Mentalist tonight! Here's that Pepto you asked for, Shirley.
So that's what throbbing passion looks like? 'Cause from here, it looks like some kind of infection.
Thanks, BT. Before this heaving spectacle is over, I think I'm going to need it.
Ewwww! Infection?
(The captain, with his pants around his ankles, sees Chi Chi has suddenly disappeared by placing her plump bottom on the publish button. His muscular arms relax and drop to his sides, the sinews in his neck dissappear like a flat boat in a tsunami. He raises his chiseled jaw in defiance and determination.)
I will find you Chi Chi. I will sail the seas in search of my love. I will sail the oceans, the rivers, the lakes, the streams, the ponds, the swimming pools, the bathtubs, all in search of my Chi Chi. Don't despair, Chi Chi. The Captain is coming! The Captain will find you? Until then...tighten the jib. Sail away!
Me too Shirley, House is awesome. Lots of reruns here nearly every day. You still get it, but on a different day right?
Yeah, Pam, they moved it to Monday night. I think repeats are on on every night at midnight or something.
Don't forget Bones! That's another awesome one!
I see you have all been very busy, but not busy enough, cuz I am winning.
Not anymore, GM!
Love Bones, Grey's Anatomy. I had never seen any of these shows until a year ago, now I'm hooked.
Anybody here watch Coronation Street?
I'm thinkin' maybe you're not.
Ooh, you beat me to it, Shirley! I've seen that show a couple of times. But for me, CBC is mainly for hockey and curling.
Geez, you guys make it hard for me to keep ahead of the game.
I am!
Nope. Still me.
Looks like I can swoop in and take the win once again.
In your dreams, demon spawn!
*A choking sob escapes Chichi's throat that is now stained by melting candy*
Ze copteen has sailed away into ze moonlight! *burb*
(She decides to go back to her stinky flat and hop into her stained bathtub in hopes he will eventually sail there. He did say he'd be checking bathtubs right? Yes he did. Although, her short attention span may take her down to Charlie's bar and grill for a few quick ones...you know, beers, men, burgers, whatever. Either way...)
Is no infecsheeon you jockaloop!! *scratch, scratch*
Lmao, Watch what you call my friend Sirdent. Oh yea, I am winning!
SD, looks like you swooped in just in time to intercept an insult that I hurled at B.T.
I'm chuckling.
Okay, I'm going to shut down for the day, now. So, you people all go to bed so that I'm still the winner when I come back tomorrow, okay? Great!
Thanks for coming out, everybody.
So brutal rmr, geesh he's really a nice guy!
2nd Shift is here and determination sets in, I will be the last to post!!!!hehehehehe:) GW : Don't forget the champagne , I have the glasses.:)
Hey, I threw those words at that bat rastard jackalope. SirDent just kinda jumped in the way. He really should be more careful with his swooping.
Okay, I have to call it a night, but I'll be back with NEW plans of action tomorrow! rmr and ALL of you... thank you for the fun! :D Was good to have some hard belly laughs. :D
Will have to check out bones. Haven't seen it.
I got the champagne Aevans, Don't you worry about it.
Good night Shirley, or That's a likely story RMR!
Good night Pam, Sweet dreams! Thats what i say too SD, likely story there rmr.
Ok I just about died when he caught that insult. Of all the people to be called demon spawn. Too funny!
Nighy-night gals! SirDent, that really is a assumed risk, with swooping. You never can tell what you're swooping into. In the future, I suggest creeping. You have much better foresight at creeping speeds.
Thanks GM for taking up for me.
Good night Shirley, Sorry I think i missed it!
YW SD!
So you see my point, then. I would never try to chase him away from the competition that way. Honest. Really.
That was my thought about the insult, too GM. That's why I was chuckling.
Good-night, everybody. Thanks for letting me win.
I don't know, you could have been taking some lessons from B.T.
No problem Shirley!
Not today, gwendymom. B.T.'s busy with Ringo!
I think my score is dropping just from commenting on this hub!
Sorry. It's a chance you take when you travel to this side of Hubpages.
I have to go shower, probably by myself but I will be back to take the lead once more.
Enjoy. I may have to let you keep the lead til morning. My bed is calling.
Goodnight rmr.
G'night gwendymom.
Whoo Hoo, I am winning again!
Not really GM. :P
Yep, it's me the winner!
It is funny how things pop up again. Maybe this hub can be the new place to determine the last one to post :).
It's so good to see a memorial to this thread. Does this make me the winner for now? ;-)
ps:since I only ever posted every 10 pages or so in the thread, I'm keeping my ratio up nicely here. *G*
mebbe I'll just sit here an' twiddle me pee pee, me ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling I wanna play wi' my ding-ling. LOL remember that song? do it make me da winah?
I am here again .
I notice too
everytime I post here
my hub score drops by two
So there!
ain't it the truth? ha
Welcome back, sixty. Looks like you had the lead for 4 minutes!I hope it was worth the two points that came off of your score.
C.C., I remember that song. It was right up there with "Tie Me Kangaroo Down".I also see that you were winning for over half an hour. You must be exhausted! Go get some rest. I can take it from here.
go for it rmr, tie me kangaroo down, yeah I 'member that, kewl
Still here, eh? I think someone needs to visit Shirley's Hubaholism hub. Go ahead. I wait right here, in the last post position, while you read.
I'll sit here also waiting for your return.
Umm...SirDent? Would you mind sitting in the other chair? You're in my lap!
Sorry RMR. I am a little nervous after everything that Pam tried to do to me.
Here, both of u sit on this! you know what I mean? ha ha
Just don't make a habit of it. That's my napping spot!
Wrong hub, C.C., that comment belongs here: http://hubpages.com/hub/Naked-Hubbers-The-Bare-Fac
So...instead of the longest thread in the forum, instead we are going to break HubPages with the Hub with the longest comments? *is the winner for the next 60 seconds or so*
ha ha ha
I think it's relatively safe, Hovalis. We're approaching 400 comments here, and I have heard that there are hubs with comments numbering in the thousands. Nice try, though!
Have you been to that hub, C.C.? I think I saw your picture there. Go ahead, I'll just keep waiting.
Not so fast HUBBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to worry, SD. I don't do anything fast at this time in the morning.
Where's the hawt Chi-Chi? hmmmm?
Last I heard, it was bath night for Chichi. Please don't disturb her. I understand bath night only comes once or twice a month!
Well, I wanna take one with her. i win. game is officially over
Ok, I'll let you win. But only for a little while. I'll be back to retake this thing, when I get home from work. Damn the day job!!!
That's long enough RMR. It's my turn.
Morning!
CC & RMR - I remember both of those songs, as well as: My Boomerang Won't Come Back, and They're Coming to Take Me Away
ROFL, so yoy think that obligates as winner? hah! I remember that too. haha hehe ho ho
Well, no CC. But this comment does!
This can be happening... and it was all my fault...
If you guys don´t quit I´ll talk with Maddie and she will make me the winner :p LOL
Nice try, Funride! Quick, guys, tie and gag Funride before he rats us out. Must keep him from reaching Maddie!
Looks like I finally hit the big time! I just deleted my first spam comment! Woohoo! People are finding my hubs! Oh yeah...I win!
Oh no you don't bub! ha ha
Jeez. A guy can't even win a simple game on his own hub. Or can he?
OK yer right I quit
Now why don't I believe that?
Wheeeee! Looks like I have the place to myself!
You didn't see me tippy-toe in!
Hi, shirley. Watch your step. I'm building a ring for the steel cage match. rmr decided we were all gonna have to rassle to see who wins!
Rasslin'? Oh, boy! What flavour is the jello?
He's partial to peach. I say razzleberry.
I've never heard of razzleberry, but hey, I'll give it a try. You know, you could make multiple flavours and mix them together.
By the way, I like lots of whipped cream on my jello.
Ok, this is starting to sound like one of Mistyhorizon's hubs. I think I'm blushing! And who said anything about jello, anyway? I was thinking butterscotch pudding! Or...dare I say it? Poutine Wrestling!!
LOL, Poutine Wrestling? That would be really messy, though I hear it's good, eh? Don't forget to hang Canadian flags ringside. Hey, I'll go with the majority vote as long as I get to win again.
Jello makes you blush? Or maybe whipped cream does. That's so cute!
Gosh guys I am going to have to hire a nanny and a housekeeper just to keep up with this hub. But it will be worth it when I win and I will get all the bragging rights.
I vote for jello. Any milk based products could get in places it shouldn't and that would be bad.
Good point, GM.
I was just popping in here to see if the jello's set yet.
Nice try Shirley, now hurry off to bed before that secret agent gets cold or falls asleep.
Thanks everyone! If you want to congratulate me for my result you can always do so through "contact funride" link on my profile ;D
does that mean the ride is over?
Eveything always works out completely in the end.
Steel cage match? Hot dang! I must warn you that I show no mercy with my pile drivers and figure 4 leg lock. :D
How sad. Will it come back in some form of reincarnated life?
Shirley, and gwendymom, the Jello is ready, and we are bringing in a truckload of whipped cream. Perhaps we'll let you two duke it out first.
(not)The Winner, you sure do look famliar! Care to jump into the ring?
C.C., I told you that you would be back.
Come on in, Pam! But be forewarned, this is a no holds barred match. You may also want to lose that nice coat. Jello stains, you know.
Benson! Welcome to the fray, my friend! I believe thi IS the reincarnation of the dearly departed thread.
Thanks for the tip rmr! Hmm, where to put the jacket? Maybe i'll just...
*Pam throws her jacket over rmr's head and does a quick leg sweep that sends him falling backwards, then she delivers her tsunami mommy elbow drop and scampers quickly out of the cage*
I'm running like the wind, but I'll be back! :D
OK, this time is for real... I´m the Winner! LOL
Yesterday I was at work and I forget my Hubpages password :D
Hey Shirley did you really thought you were going to catch me? :p
funride, be warned that there is a cage match in progress to determine the winner. Unless you're prepared to "rassle," then you can't possibly win. :D
*shaking rmr...hoping my elbow drop didn't really hurt him!*
Hi Guys back again just had to do some property work!
Ta Ra Ra (LAST POST?)
Nope, sorry to burst your bubble Sixty!
Funride, I think you need to pedal faster because I just got ahead of you!
Hey, just in case you haven't all noticed today: Things are funky in Hubytown.
Shirley, I'm so glad you said something about funky hubtown. I haven't been able to see hubtivity since I last posted 9 hours ago. :(
HA!!! I have disabled the hubtivity s nobody would know that I had made the last post. Suckers!!!
*rolling my eyes* Just like you, BT. You earned the Evilpants moniker.
Bwahahahaaaaah!
Just checking on the jello match. Who won? Me? Oh, Thank you!!
*Laughing Mom exits gracefully carrying the prize trophy*
You're quite welcome! The match was just to see who would be the runner-up!
Very funny!
Hello
Hi!
Nice to see you.
Always! Come by any time (after I've won).
Taa Ra Ra Raaah
Ok, sixty, now you're just being lazy. You'll have to do better than that if you want to be a contender!
Has anybody seen Chi Chi?
Maybe she's still in the bath. She never came back here, although her perfume is still hanging around. At least I think that's what I'm still smelling. I'm sure you'll bump into her somewhere, though. I hear she gets around a LOT!
Do you speak ill of my Chi Chi, sir? Be advised...I am armed!
No sir! I never speak ill of anyone! I have a jackalope to do all of my ill speaking for me.
I'll vouch for you, rmr.
Thanks LM. Good thing I checked before going to bed, or you might have won!
I snuck back in to grab the trophy (once again) while you're getting your beauty sleep.
This time I'm going to hide it a little better.
*reaches under LM's bed and retrieves the trophy*
*hooks trophy with antlers, and runs like hell*
*laughs as BT runs with the fake trophy he set out in the open for all to see*
*keeps polishing the real trophy*
SirDent's laughter turns to tears when he realizes his trophy is actually an asparagus flavoerd chocolate trophy, covered with gold foil. He turns to see rmr carrying the real trophy. He lunges, but it's too little, too late. rmr jumps on the "Post Comment" button, and disappears into the morning mist.
I win!!!!
So you think you can win by laying low for 6 months, then sneaking back in? I think you'll have to try harder than that if you want to outsmart a jackalope! Nice try, though. Brilliant show of patience!
BTW, I win!
I think I win now!!!!!!!
Ummm. Nope.
I must have missed this in the early days :)
I think someone tries to steal my thunder.
You missed some great fun, Cindy! We were all glued to HP for hours on end.
Thunder? I thought I heard something.
This could become quite addictive I can see :)
You've got that right, Cidny. The original forum thread went on for 369 pages before it was shut down!
By the way, I appear to have won!
Ahhh, but when does the deadline close this time B.T. ??
To be honest, I think it has evolved. It's nearly a year and a half old now, and still going. So perhaps it's The Last One Breathing Is The Winner.
Hey what a fab idea, B.T. :)
I have one every once in a while. Unfortunately, this one came at bed time. I'll just let you and SirDent fight it out for a while. Watch him though. He fights dirty!
LOL, I had heard rumours!!!
Don't believe anything you hear, especially from a jackalope.
I shall keep an open mind SirDent !!!! ;)
You can tell by it's name that the jackalope is an evil entity.
This is true SirDent, and we should outlive a Jackalope to win this competition as if a rabbit is anything to compare a Jackalope to, then they only live about 7 years, whereas a human should really last many decades longer.....how old are you again??? ;)
I am still a young man Misty. Rabbits don't live very long that's true, but a jackalope isn't just a rabbit.
I think jackalopes live for around 130 years. This could be a while.
That's a long time, RMR.
A very long time to be sure!
You should both give up right now. B.T.'s not even 2 years old yet.
He might get run over by a car or something though, (not that I would ever want that to happen to our lovely B.T.)
At least you're keeping an optimistic view, Cindy. LOL!
By the way...I win!!!!
Not yet :)
Did you scare off SirDent, Cindy?
He must have realised he hadn't got a chance :)
Gawn Fishin' says:
2 years ago
Speaking for Kangalion and myself, we miss those days of banter. May they rest in peace. Thank you rmr, for this touching tribute.