Legs Straight Up
68
I sat at the bar watching peering through the blue smoke.
The music was loud in the DC lounge.
The disco light was flashing with women smiling ‘Come get me.”
cocaine dripping from nose.
I saw her come in and sat down at bar's bend,
an Auburn beauty with legs that seemed to have no end.
Sent her a drink I did with words that had effect
For soon she was dancing with me on the floor
Smiling up at me, pleading for so much more.
We sat in a corner, don’t recall her name.
Small talk and nibbles on the neck,
once more upon the deck.
We walked hand in hand out the door
Knowing full well what was in store.
This truck driver far from home
And this beauty absconded from view.
Kissed long and hard once we were at the bottom of the stairs.
Sweetly she looked into my eyes, then flashed her badge
in complete surprise, it was then I knew.
My Auburn haired lovely was more than she seemed as I saw her
name and number as one of the Hoover embossed machine.
This FBI beauty then took me by the hand,
sweetly she caressed me, “I’ve always wanted a truck drivin’ man.”
Walked we did into her flat and slipped slowly to the floor.
“Spread ‘em.” Says I, as I played with her and soon so much more.
This Waldorf dancing beauty eagerly let me feast on her
as she beastly turned on me writhing on the floor.
Carried her I did to lie upon the couch,
she with legs straight up begged for me
to put him in her pouch.
Not willing to give her control I did not comply
for this FBI lady was for to feast upon like oyster
“Spread me!” She did cry.
Then with legs straight up I accosted her,
and orifice search begun;
She screamed when soon I shot her with my
tempered gun.
All night long I interrogated, ferotated;
she was compliant, so straight up
with my approach.
Two days later I left her; my arrest had been revoked.
©CC Riter
Just part of my former bad boy days and wanted to put it down before I forget. Long ago in the outskirts of Wahington, DC, in a lounge called the Waldorf. It was a hot spot and I was a loose cannon always ready to fire. Not proud of those days, but ach well, boys will play. this was during the old sexual revolution and Aids was never heard of, cocaine flowed like water and weed was ubiquitous. So were the hunnies and buckle bunnies. I dressed the part, big buckle, Stetson, boots, chain drive wallet and a swagger. What a fool I was. This was a night with a federal agent, that's why I recall it so vividly I reckon. I was hauling gun tubes and scrap fighters from Dahlgren Naval Base. I was there for over two weeks and the women were easy, so was I.
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In my coolest days, I was never cool as you, Charles, you stallion! I gotta frown on the coke part, but hey, it's in your past now-live to tell. Thanks for the story.
An amazing soty of yonder days ralwus! You were naughty :) I liked it.
You smokin hot truck driving man....this is awesome, I'm keeping this one, it was so good I was shocked to learn it was real. Thanks Ralwus for 5 minutes of pleasure, read twice I may add, I needed this tonight! cheers! xo Kimberly
Oh my! I agree with everything dohn121 said! You stallion!
JJ, would you like to Polka with me? LOL naughty I am.
Dohn, I was a rat, not cool. I thought I was though. Did very little coke, loved weed on sex. Mostly whiskey and chicks. I was very fortunate to have escaped without being killed by a jealous man or a terrible disease. I had to fend off a few gays too. LOL Legs Straight Up, an exciting time nonetheless. Thanks
Kimberly, I may just shock you again with the next. So take it easy now and don't wear it out girl. LOL Oh, I forgot, one can't wear it out. It was as real as it can get sans love, pure lust and sex with no strings to entangle. I have found I like frogdropping now have a penchant for string. Thanks love.
Hi marco, nice to finally meet you. Well, even stallions are put out to pasture and most end up as dog food I reckon. I'm 'bout ready for the dog dish. Thanks, and tell Freida hi for me.
CC, now I must say--hawt! you must have been fierce all around. I do admire the way you weave your conquest into the fabulous poems and stories you tell. I enjoy them immensely!
Now that is awesome of you AIdy. I do love you for it too. So happy to tell them. My sippin' whiskey brought this one out last night. LOL Thanks darlin'.
Ralwas! I've just gotta quote Jim Carrey here from The Mask... 'Smokin!' You need to put a viewer rating on these though- this old gal can't take much of this. Fun, fun, fun as usual. ;)
LOL, well you seemed to manage. What do you reckon it does to me when I recall these affairs? And then write them in a creative entertaining way so as not to get flagged? Thanks for the compliment. Charlie I will consider putting and X or XX on my future hot hubs for you. Good idea. thanks
So that's why you encouraged this old lady to share her wild rodeo past. I just may do that now that you've triggered off those memories with this steamy piece.
LOL, Hi Immartin. Did I do that? Well don't let me hold ya back none now. I bet it will be hot too. Gee you got me chompin' at the bit woman. Let me know when you do. Thanks for stopping by now.
That was steamy hawt! Now i have to report this to the Pentagon! haha!... what immense feelings you evoke to your readers! okay, hands up.
OK Goldi love. Don't do that, they will leave their guard down and look for their own Legs straight up. We'll be defenseless. I was a lot like Bill Clinton back then, shameless wasn't I? Thanks darlin'.
Wow!!! This is great medicine, makes going through early menopause not so bad!! I think you need to post one a day at least for a night cap!!LOL!! ralwus, you're too much.....steamed up my computer screen. ((((Blush))))!!!
LOL Kim, I will try. Menopause huh? Well hurry up and git it over with. I'll help ye. I got another one going through the ol' hub mill as I type, The Longest night of my life, that ought to trip yer trigger! Git yer sippin' whiskey ready girl and mebbe a vibrator too if hubby ain't up to it. Course, if I wite it properly, you won't need nither. hehe
You are so bad but oh so gooooood! When you said she was FBI I was expecting you to be hauled away. Which you were but not the way I thought :) Loved it. I agree we need one a day. Doctors orders don't ya knnow. :))))
This was great. Thanks for sharing.
Well! If that's not hot, what is ?! I loved it! I love the way you write! Now I want more of this ! You almost turn me on ! lolol ! ( almost?...Mmmm.)
Look what you've done to XTASIS ! You don't want to know what you've done to me ! LOL !
hot, you did it again sir ralwus? the way you write is so expressive, it good turn a stone into a cotton candy, where you gonna have the novel?
queenbe, yes I'm bad, when she flashed the badge I thought my god I'm in dutch. One a day may kill me dear. LOL thanks
Your so welcome Lynne. Thanks for stopping by now. Don't run away. LOL
Ztasis, I know what it did, and I love it so. I am baad. But can't help myself. LOL
I see what I did tantrum and even more so for you I think. LOL thanks dear. More tomorrow, it's ready.
Yes pretty, I did it. I am a writer, I reckon, that what we do, or should. I like that expression, stone into cotton candy. May I use it sometime? I don't know yet about a novel darlin', it will come. promise. whew, you ladies are something. Love ya all and thanks so much. Charlie
Ah, memories. Shall I commemorate a tryst of those wild 70's or 80's? Not I. I'll read yours instead. Thanks, Ralwus
I'm sure the ladies would love to hear that Jess. Thanks
This is new to me; it sort of has a sonnet aspect. I also enjoyed how it had a somewhat romantic tone haha. Enjoyable poem— still don't get why you would hate poetry so much =D.
Because it eats at me and is a passion. I have other things I want to do. Thanks Arthur. Somewhat romantic, yes. LOL
Sounds like you were rocking and roll all night and partying every day! Who would of guessed you did all that?
Well May, I wouldn't have, but I was a looooot younger.
Yeah ralwus, I don't remember all of them either...ahhh the 60's and 70's, free love, lots of drugs, parties, it all seems to kinda flow together now, but was a real kick in the ass at the time!
I remember in 1970 coming home from work at 2:30am to find several people in my king size waterbed (there was always a party) and kicking the guys out while leaving the girls and then sliding in between them and taking my pick. Those were the days!
Hey Jery, so glad you could stop by and enjoy this. Ah, yes a most wonderful sinful time it was, for all those who could enjoy it and survive. That is an all too familiar story my frend. kewl! Thanks now and I'll be seein' ya soon. CC
Chalk another one up for manhood and the noble cause of satisfying a woman which is a good man's duty. Great true story.
LOL, thanks stars.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Ow! I burned myself on this sizzling pan of lust. Whenever I was in a bar like this it wasn't full of "women smiling ‘Come get me.'” But rather women snarling "don't you dare!" LOL. Nicely done, you rascal!
LOL Chris, I don't think so, a sexy guy like you and your cult! Thanks now.
Man oh man, ralwus, I don't care how old you are. You sure do know how to turn up the heat!
Hey ya paradise! Well what's the sense in skimpin' on words? LOL thanks hun.
OMG...It's a good thing I am NOT here 24/7 anymore! lol this is so sultry and..well, you know! :) I was a the child of 'The Dancing Queen'. Funny how givin the right place and time, I feel a bit o' dejavu! lolol (I think we would have been great buds in the day);)
Hey Invictis my lovely poetess. I just bet you were too. LOL I suppose we could still be good buds couldn't we? Love and hugs darlin'. CC
JJ says:
2 months ago
You naughty boy you! Thanks for sharing your walk or should I say horizontal polka down bad boy memory lane! ;)