Welcome to Tae-Kwon-Do, my fat little fifth grade friend! I'm your Sensei. You will now do callesthenics before your stretching. What's important to know is that you're all white and yellow belts, you will be taught most of the time by my brown belt students. Yes your parents paid ME alot of money to do it, but they're not here are they? Plus I can say that you will be teaching the class one day as part of being a brown belt. It's all part of the class. That should shut those parents up.

One of the brown belt girls will be really hot. Because you're here with the girl you're fooling around with in secret, she's going to hit on the male brown belts in front of you and spread rumors about you among them so that not only hopefully will the male brown belts try to mess with you, but the female brown belt you like will think you're a total dork.

Then you ditch enough classes until she has her yellow belt and you don't.

I've got my yellow belt! She announces.

I'VE GOT MY YELLOW BELT!!!! She blasts once realizing you're pissed.

Yeah that's pretty much tae-kwon-do.

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